Farts

[Suicune's Fire]

Farts, pop-offs, fluffs, booty burps, toots, flatulence, butt biscuits (thank you, internet xD), stinkers...

I'm wondering, how does everyone feel about them? xD Personally I don't like doing it in public, unless I'm alone, but I've gotten to that comfortable stage in my relationship where we just do it in front of each other. xD I sometimes do it around certain friends, but not people I don't know well. Around family I don't care, unless it's extended family.

Don't be afraid to comment. Everyone does them. ;D


I was tempted to make it public but I'm not that cruel. ;]

[Neo Emolga]

Lol, I've never heard of them being called "booty burps," so I had to laugh at that.

Yeah, when it's possible, I just high-tail it to the bathroom. And if not, then... at least try not to share the experience. :P

[Noblejanobii]

My Irish friend refers to them as "Air Biscuits." So whenever he farts he just elbows me and says "air biscuit." Everyone around us is so confused and I'm just like "DUDE!!"

I only fart when I'm nervous, in which case there's no stopping them. They're usually the silent but deadly type too. Though occasionally when it isn't a nervous fart and I'm like in school, I try to make it silent because there's no way I'm getting to the bathroom in most of my classes.

[Suicune's Fire]

Ahaha neither had I, Neo! I looked it up on the interwebz. It's good for that. xD I loved your description of high-tailing it to the bathroom. xD

OH MY GOSH, SILENT BUT DEADLY IS THE WORST. It sucks when you're holding one in and then you laugh...and there's no stopping it.

[Noblejanobii]

My dog has a habit of shooting silent but deadly ones my way whenever we're in the bed together. If I kick her too hard to make her move, she not only refuses to move but as let's a really smelly one rip, then proceeds to push me off the bed. It's why I must be gentle when pushing her around the bed.

[Pokemon Trainer Sarah]

Oh my god Xanthe, trust you to make this thread xD

[Suicune's Fire]

My dog has a habit of shooting silent but deadly ones my way whenever we're in the bed together. If I kick her too hard to make her move, she not only refuses to move but as let's a really smelly one rip, then proceeds to push me off the bed. It's why I must be gentle when pushing her around the bed.
Ahahahaha like a dog would! My brother's dog does that when he's lying on the floor. You think he's all innocent when... prrrp! Omg she sounds so sassy! xD


Oh my god Xanthe, trust you to make this thread xD

XD! Neo encouraged silly threads so I thought to make this one. c:

[Noblejanobii]

Well my dog is 11 (77 in dog years) so I think she's entitled to it. She was my Christmas present when I was in the first grade after my other dog who was practically my brother died that May prior to. So, she's dealt with me for a bazillion years, I think she's entitled to it.

[Suicune's Fire]

I love how you had to put the dog years equivalent for extra credibility. XD Lol fair enough. Aw, poor other doggy. :c

[Noblejanobii]

Well I mean, my grandma on my mom's side is 94 and she's one of the sassiest (and most indecisive) people I know.

Yeah he had bone cancer and we had to put him down. We still have his ashes.

[Corey]

THIS THREAD OMG.

I exclusively fart when I'm alone/around my pets, or, everyone once in an unfortunate while, by accident in public. I can realistically say I've only ever farted in public at most 50 times from the time I was old enough to control it. I don't let 'em rip when I'm with friends/family, not even my parents (who are not as shy about their "booty burps" as I, unfortunately for myself and passersby).

My dogs are also the silent but deadly pooters, and tend to release right before we fall asleep. Also, dog years aren't seven years to one human year, but instead it's a complicated formula. Ten and a half dog years per human year for the first two years, and four dog years per human year every subsequent year. So Janobii, your doggie is actually about 57 in human years (which is almost as old as Sarah!!). My dogs are fairly young, with the oldest being five and a quarter years old, but you'd think they'd be older judging by their farts. :v

[[Desolate Divine]]

Flat out honest.

I will let them rip wherever, as long as I think I can get away with it. Mine mostly don't smell unless I have been eating differently (eg I hardly ever eat fruit, but if I go a few days having a banana with breakfast... God help us all...). So no biggie. If I feel like it will:
A) Stink
B) Make a noise
C) Follow through

I won't do it. But if it is silent, odourless, and safe, I won't care too much. And everyone else will be none the wiser.

Though the other night, I was at a friends house waiting for the right time to let one rip, where I would get away with it. I was playing a game, and someone went to pass me something. I leaned over and it slipped. Loudly. I think people were talking when I did it. I hope they were...

Funny story, a couple of years back I was at church and felt the pew rumble. I looked to my right and saw my skater mate who loves anything gross, has long dreadlocks etc, looking at me grinning...

[Noblejanobii]

XD Oh my gosh that's hilarious about that guy. Gross, but hilarious.

[Suicune's Fire]

I love everyone's responses to this. xD And Corey, how you know that there's a complicated formula.