Unpoppable Bubble Wrap

[Noblejanobii]

Yes, the dreaded day has finally come where humanity invents something to better itself, but also makes itself worse. The invention of unpoppable bubble wrap has finally taken rise. It was actually invented a few years ago, but now the people that actually make bubble wrap are replacing the glorious stress relievers with these evil imposters. This was actually brought to my attention by a friend of mine today. We both agree whomever invented this vile creation deserves a special place in Hell wrapped in unpoppable bubble wrap, slowly being suffocated by his own creation.

Thoughts?

[Saraibre Ryu]

It's like I say with child proof items.

They make a childproof thing? They'll make a better child.

[Neo Emolga]

I am highly offended by this.

This is total blasphemy to so many fond, special, and heartwarming childhood and even adult memories that I have held close to my heart and soul. Now that something like this has come about, my hope and faith in humanity has dropped even lower, as if politics hadn't caused enough of a nosedive already.

This is just as cruel and heartless as giving a child a jigsaw puzzle that's missing several pieces.