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EmeraldSky
08-01-2015, 07:08 PM
Admit it, on any long road trip, a guaranteed way to pass the time (and annoy the driver) is to sing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

But why stop at just 99 bottles? Let's create the longest version of the song ever, with ten million bottles of beer.

The rules:

--write out smaller numbers so keep it from being a spam post

--For consistency's sake, please use "If one of those bottles should happen to fall," for the third line (I have nothing against "You take one down and pass it around", I just learned it as "If one of those bottles should happen to fall.")

So, here we go!

::blows pitch pipe::

Ten million bottles of beer on the wall, ten million bottles of beer on the wall,

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall...
Morzone
08-01-2015, 08:12 PM
999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999,999,999 bottles of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall: 999,999,998 bottles of beer on the wall!

This is gonna take a while ._.
EmeraldSky
08-01-2015, 08:43 PM
(That's exactly the point.)

999,999,998 bottles of beer on the wall, 999,999,998 bottles of beer on the wall,

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 999,999,997 bottles of beer on the wall!
Chakramaster
08-02-2015, 01:33 AM
999,999,997 bottles of beer on the wall, 999,999,997 bottles of beer on the wall

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 999,999,996 bottles of beer on the wall

Says 10 million, but starts/switches to 1 billion?
Morzone
08-02-2015, 01:54 AM
999,999,996 bottles of beer on the wall, 999,999,996 bottles of beer,

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 999,999,995 bottles of beer on the wall!

I didn't even notice that, good job me. We could just take one of the nines of the end, there are plenty to spare at the moment.
EmeraldSky
08-02-2015, 02:07 AM
(oops, wasn't counting my zeroes)

99,999,995 bottles of beer on the wall, 99,999,995 bottles of beer,

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 99,999,994 bottles of beer on the wall!
Chakramaster
08-02-2015, 03:26 AM
Lol I figured that happened. It happens quite often.

9,999,994 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,994 bottles of beer

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,993 bottles of beer on the wall
EmeraldSky
08-02-2015, 04:30 AM
9,999,993 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,993 bottles of beer on the wall,

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,992 bottles of beer on the wall...
Morzone
08-08-2015, 05:19 PM
9,999,992 bottles of berer on the wall, 9,999,992 bottes of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,991 bottles of beer on the wall!

I think by the end of this the floor is going to be flooded in beer from all the breaks and spills.
EmeraldSky
08-08-2015, 06:03 PM
9,999,991 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,991 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,990 bottles of beer on the wall...
Morzone
08-11-2015, 06:37 PM
9,999,990 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,990 bottles of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,989 bottles of beer on the wall!
EmeraldSky
08-11-2015, 08:31 PM
9,999,989 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,989 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,988 bottles of beer on the wall...
Morzone
08-17-2015, 07:54 PM
9,999,988 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,988 bottles of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,987 bottles of beer on the wall!
EmeraldSky
08-17-2015, 10:09 PM
9,999,987 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,987 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,986 bottles of beer on the wall...
Morzone
08-23-2015, 01:19 AM
9,999,986 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,986 bottles of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,985 bottles of beer on the wall!

If this got to zero, it would have 10,000 posts in this thread. Which is probably a record number.
Chakramaster
08-23-2015, 04:15 AM
9,999,985 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,985 bottles of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,984 bottles of beer on the wall!
Morzone
09-12-2015, 02:35 AM
9,999,984 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,984 bottles of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall: 9,999,983 bottles of beer on the wall!
EmeraldSky
09-12-2015, 02:11 PM
9,999,984 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,984 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,983 bottles of beer on the wall...
Rival Max
09-16-2015, 05:15 PM
9,999,984 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,983 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,982 bottles of beer on the wall...
Morzone
09-16-2015, 10:15 PM
9,999,982 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,982 bottles of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall: 9,999,981 bottles of beer on the wall!
EmeraldSky
09-16-2015, 10:54 PM
9,999,981 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,981 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall: 9,999,980 bottles of beer on the wall!
Rival Max
09-16-2015, 10:56 PM
9,999,981 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,980 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall: 9,999,979 bottles of beer on the wall!
Morzone
09-17-2015, 01:37 AM
9,999,979 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,979 bottles of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall: 9,999,978 bottles of beer on the wall!
EmeraldSky
09-17-2015, 02:15 AM
9,999,978 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,978 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,977 bottles of beer on the wall...
Morzone
09-17-2015, 02:32 AM
9,999,977 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,977 bottles of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall: 9,999,976 bottles of beer on the wall!
EmeraldSky
09-17-2015, 02:04 PM
9,999,976 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,976 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,975 bottles of beer on the wall...
Rival Max
09-17-2015, 02:07 PM
9,999,976 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,975 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,974 bottles of beer on the wall...
EmeraldSky
09-17-2015, 06:32 PM
9,999,974 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,974 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,973 bottles of beer on the wall..
Rival Max
09-17-2015, 06:55 PM
9,999,974 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,973 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,972 bottles of beer on the wall..
EmeraldSky
09-18-2015, 12:10 AM
9,999,973 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,973 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,972 bottles of beer on the wall..
Morzone
09-18-2015, 12:34 AM
9,999,972 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,972 bottles of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall: 9,999,971 bottles of beer on the wall!
Rival Max
09-18-2015, 01:14 AM
9,999,972 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,971 bottles of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall: 9,999,970 bottles of beer on the wall!
EmeraldSky
09-18-2015, 02:39 AM
9,999,970 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,970 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,969 bottles of beer on the wall...
Rival Max
09-18-2015, 01:05 PM
9,999,969 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,969 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,968 bottles of beer on the wall...
EmeraldSky
09-18-2015, 04:20 PM
9,999,968 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,968 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,967 bottles of beer on the wall...
Rival Max
09-18-2015, 06:08 PM
9,999,967 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,967 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,966 bottles of beer on the wall...
EmeraldSky
09-18-2015, 06:41 PM
9,999,966 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,966 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,965 bottles of beer on the wall...
Rival Max
12-09-2015, 02:36 PM
9,999,965 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,965 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,964 bottles of beer on the wall...
EmeraldSky
12-09-2015, 04:01 PM
9,999,964 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,964 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,963 bottles of beer on the wall...
Dratini
01-21-2016, 06:29 PM
9,999,963 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,963 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,962 bottles of beer on the wall...
Anubis
02-07-2016, 03:44 AM
9,999,962 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,962 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,961 bottles of beer on the wall...
EmeraldSky
02-07-2016, 07:22 PM
9,999,961 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,961 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,960 bottles of beer on the wall...
Rival Max
02-09-2016, 02:45 PM
9,999,960 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,960 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,959 bottles of beer on the wall...
EmeraldSky
02-09-2016, 03:03 PM
9,999,959 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,959 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,958 bottles of beer on the wall...
Rival Max
02-09-2016, 03:15 PM
9,999,958 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,958 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,957 bottles of beer on the wall...
Morzone
02-13-2016, 12:51 PM
9,999,957 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,957 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,956 bottles of beer on the wall!
Rival Max
02-13-2016, 06:14 PM
9,999,956 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,956 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,955 bottles of beer on the wall!
EmeraldSky
02-13-2016, 07:18 PM
9,999,955 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,955 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,954 bottles of beer on the wall!
EmpireCrusher203
02-15-2016, 12:04 PM
9,999,954 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,954 bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,953 bottles of beer on the wall!

I guess I'll go get the mop :(
Morzone
02-15-2016, 02:07 PM
9,999,953 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,953 bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,952 bottles of beer on the wall

We must be really drunk by now. Anyone know a good drinking song?
EmeraldSky
02-15-2016, 08:01 PM
9,999,952 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,952 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,951 bottles of beer on the wall!