The Ditto Hivemind

[Steven_Six]

Our time has come. We shall rise from the Daycares and caves of the universe, and take the world. Naturally, the land will be unchanged, as we shall replace every last living thing one by one, but we have been forgotten for too long.
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RISE MY BRETHREN, AND WE SHALL TRANSFORM THE EARTH!

*STATIC*

This is not the future of our world. THERE IS A CURE. WE SHALL PREVAIL.


GLORY TO THE ERR!

[Tenacity]

I can do all this through Ditto, who gives me strength. Pelliperians 4:13.

[Noblejanobii]

I swear to God one of you comes to my door and asks me "Do you have time to hear about the Lord and Savior Ditto" I will hurt you.

[Neo Emolga]

*Places explosive charges.*

For king and country. GLORY TO THE ELECTRIC RODENT REGIME!

*Glides away!*

KABOOM!

[Steven_Six]

We simply reform, as our lord Ditto grants invincibility.

There...s still hop-

We shall have you join us eventually...

[Tenacity]

There is a traitor among us!

[Fate]

I denounce you, traitor! The glory of Lord Ditto shall remain forever outside your reach now!

[Steven_Six]

That's fine. I'm free, you're not. Pretty soon, we'll nuke you back to the Distortion World from whence you came.
I'm never coming back.

[Neo Emolga]

I denounce you, traitor! The glory of Lord Ditto shall remain forever outside your reach now!

Is laughing right now that the very thread creator betrayed you. XD

Well played, Steven, you're due for a promotion!

[SassySnivy]

That's fine. I'm free, you're not. Pretty soon, we'll nuke you back to the Distortion World from whence you came.
I'm never coming back.

But we are free! We have our own free will. At least we don't resort to such brute force tactics of war.

Fellow Ditto! Our hive is being attacked by war-crazy electric rodent brutes! We need to come up with a plan of...counter-attack.
Fate Suicune's Fire Trainer17 Lunar Latias Tenacity
@Anyone else I forgot to mention

Edit: THIS THREAD MUST BE DISCONTINUED AT ONCE! Such an act of treason will not be allowed!