Epic battle game

[Goldwynaut]

This is just a port of http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/forum/showthread.php?t=119667 same thread on PE2K

The rules are simple, you choose something or someone you want to see in a battle with something/someone else chosen by the previous poster, the next poster then declares the winner and chooses something/someone the winner will battle next.

Example:


Poster 1: Harry Potter vs Spiderman
Poster 2: Spiderman would just flick Harry's wand out of his hands and beat the daylight out of him

Spiderman vs Ryu

Poster 1: Ryu would win

Ryu vs Legolas

Banned objects (things that you can not send into battle) include:
Chuck Norris
Jesus
Any Digimon


Since I am OP, I will start:

Ash Ketchum vs Gary Oak

[Bulbasaur]

Ash Ketchum, I suppose.

Jessie VS. James

[Death's Spook]

Jessie has James thoroughly whipped. Why should it be any different in battle?

Zeus v. Odin

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Facepalm* The rules say the winner of the last battle has to face the next challenger...In other words, Ash has to partake in a battle. (I'll just say he won against the other four).

Ash VS. A 60-foot tall giant fist.

[Goldwynaut]

Giga fist wins

Giga fist vs Sylvester Stallone with machine gun and rambo logic

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Sylvester. You just can't beat Rambo logic.

Sylvester Stallone w/Machine Gun & Rambo Logic vs. Blue Peeps Whitey Dragon w/Yu-Gi-Oh! Logic

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Rambo Logic triumphs...Again.

Sylvester Stallone w/Machine Gun & Rambo Logic VS The Kid from Bastion with an Anti-Rambo Logic Calamity Cannon.

[Death's Spook]

Sylvester Stallone. I mean, come on, he's Sylvester Stallone.

Stallone with all the above v. Ahnold (Schwarzenegger)

[Goldwynaut]

Sylvester Stallone. I mean, come on, he's Sylvester Stallone.

Stallone with all the above v. Ahnold (Schwarzenegger)

It would most likely end in a draw, since they are both supported by super-realistic movie logic, but since I have to pick one, Sylvester would mostly get mad after a while and kill Arnold in a berserk attack

Sylvester with Rambo logic vs Bruce Lee with kung-fu movie logic (Kung-fu movie logic states that everyone who would use a gun for combat is very very bad at firing with it, it also states that everyone who is not the arch badguy or your master is at least 3 times slower than you in terms of movement speed, hit rate and reflexes)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Sylvester. BECAUSE SYLVESTER. Rambo and KF Logic cancel out the gun rule, meaning that Sylvester has OK firing skills, and would cripple Bruce fairly badly if he hit once with his machine gun, the gun famous for spouting out bullets like a freaking hose.

Sylvester with his stuffs VS. The Incredible Hulk.

[Goldwynaut]

Sylvester. BECAUSE SYLVESTER. Rambo and KF Logic cancel out the gun rule, meaning that Sylvester has OK firing skills, and would cripple Bruce fairly badly if he hit once with his machine gun, the gun famous for spouting out bullets like a freaking hose.

Sylvester with his stuffs VS. The Incredible Hulk.

Hulk's resistance to bullets would cancel out Sylvester's logic advantage and he would get HULK SMASH!!!ed

I find it hard to give hulk a worthy enemy, so I decide to go with Kratos, who is a god of war-

[Metal Gear Snivy]

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Kratos. I mean, just play the game.

Kratos vs. Kratos (Secondary color)

[Goldwynaut]

Kratos! Kratos is no match for Kratos

Kratos vs Link w triforce of courage (in hyrule historia, it is written that the triforce of courage gives its bearer the power to stand up to any enemy, no matter how much bigger and/or stronger they are)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yes, but...It doesn't give them the power to actually win. Just the power to try in the first place. Kratos wins.

Now, Kratos Versus Ganon with the full Triforce? And yes, he did get the whole thing at one point...

[Grassy_Aggron]

Kratos, still. He's freaking KRATOS. Ganon...he'd just laugh at how small he is, then hit him with a chain blade to the face.

Kratos vs. Samus Aran (PRIME. Not miss freakout from Other M).

Terminally angry baddonkey with serious grudges versus looks-like-guy-but-not-guy genetically enhanced exploder of planets.

Oh boy. Things are getting interesting.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Samus. Her keep-away game would destroy Kratos'e strategy of getting in close. Pain pain pain.

Samus Versus Harry Potter.

[Death's Spook]

Samus. Freaking Samus. I like wizards named Harry and all, but this is the wrong one to even think pf standing up against /Samus/.

Samus v. Thessaly (of The Sandman fame).

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Sadly, I'm unaware of who he is, so Samus. I have doubts even the OTHER Wizard Harry would get that far...

Samus Vs. Kyurem.

[Death's Spook]

Thessaly is a girl. And my Harry could hex most of her tech.

Samus. I mean, come on, did you /see/ what she did the people who crossed her?

Samus v. Kirby

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Samus. Kirby can't digest bombs well, so Samus will just keep to her keep-away game and shoot missiles at Kirby. Win.

Samus Versus Master Chief. Master Chief can regen easily and is definitely the physically stronger of the two, but doesn't have as many weapons on his person.

[Death's Spook]

Samus. She'll maul him before he sees her.

Samus v. Odin One-eye.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

If this is the Norse Mythology one I'm thinking of...Samus.

If she can beat Kratos, Odin isn't going to have much of a life expectancy either, now is he?

Samus Vs Fox. Keep in mind, Fox possesses a reflector to bounce back projectile attacks (or at least SSB says so).

[Death's Spook]

Samus. She's that badass.

Samus Aran v. Titania the Fae Queen.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

If Samus can kill Odin and Kratos-both gods-Titania (or Mab, or Titania AND Mab) is kind of...Out of the question.

Samus is approaching Chuck Norris levels of bada** on a Pokemon Forum. Ladies and Gents, there you have it. Samus X Pikachu must have something to do with it.

Speaking of which, Samus Vs. Pikachu. Should be interesting.

[Death's Spook]

Pfft. Pikachu is Samus's *****.

Samus v. Arceus

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

If Samus can kill Odin, Kratos, and Titania, then Arceus should be a no-brainer.

Samus VS. Giant Dreamy Luigi (from Mario and Luigi Dream Team.)

[Death's Spook]

Samus. She's fricken Samus Aran.

Samus v. Leeroy Jethro Gibbs (who can take on things like Godzilla)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I think we've established who'd win at this point. I'm not even bothering with Samus Vs. Godzilla for similar reasons.

Samus Vs. Mortha.

[Death's Spook]

Given that Volcarona is a Mothra expy, and that Samus beats Arceus...

Samus v. The Kindly Ones.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Do you think we should just ban Samus? Because I doubt they'll do the job either...! I know!

Samus Vs. Fully staffed UNSC Infinity! Head on confrontation! No way she can tear down an entire ship with that many guns! That's totally different!! (PLEASE WORK)

[Death's Spook]

The Hyper Beam. The Mother Brain was pretty well armed in a heavy spaceship. She then made the mistake of screwing with Samus. Bam. Bye.

Samus v. The Fates

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The fates stand no chance. I think we're going to have to get creative to figure out a weakness at this point.

Samus versus a Joltik. If you must know why a Joltik could win, it's tiny, hard to hit, and could sap the oh-so-needed energy straight out of Samus'es armor.

[Death's Spook]

Samus doesn't need her armor to squish a Joltik.

Samus v. The Entire Human Population.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

She could...She wouldn't, at least not until it was too late. FINALLY.

Entire Human Population VS. THE POWER OF THE INTERNET!!

[Death's Spook]

Finally, the Queen is toppled. I think she needs to go on the list of not allowed to fight people.

Internet. Not a question.

Internet v. Armegeddon.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Internet. It's that strong.

Internet Versus Computer Virus.

[Death's Spook]

Computer virus.

Computer virus vs. Samus Aran.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NONONONONONONONONO-WAIT.

Actually, it would win. If a computer virus could infect Samus Aran's suit and cause some malfunctions...Yhea.

Computer Virus VS. A Firewall

[Death's Spook]

Firewall.

Firewall v. Firefighter.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Firefighter.

Firefighter Vs. Ax Cop.

[Death's Spook]

Ax Cop, I suppose.

Ax Cop v. A Wizard.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

>Has never seen Ax Cop
>Is still posting

Ax Cop vs. All of the Mega Evolutions

Ionno. =/

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Ax cop.

Ax cop versus the Mario Bros.

[Death's Spook]

It's a-me, Mario.

Mario brothers v. Wright Brothers.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Mario!!!

Mario Bros Vs. Wario Bros (Wario and Waluigi)

[Death's Spook]

Mario bros.

Mario bros v. Kirby and Link

[Neptune's Disciple]

Kirby and Link - because it's LINK!

Kirby and Link vs Fox and Falco

[Death's Spook]

Kirby eats the opposition.

Kirby and Link v. Bowser and Kamek.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Kamek uses his magic to transform Kirby into something that can't devour them and is easily defeated, while Bowser's lack of weak points for Link to exploit, obvious power and surprising agility will be used to utterly destroy Link, or at least keep him distracted while Kamek transforms Link for Bowser to crush. And yes, Bowser has proven to be incredibly agile.

Bowser and Kamek V.S. Ganon and Pichu. Yes, really.

[Death's Spook]

Kamek continues to violate the Laws of Magic as he and Bowser double team Ganon to death. Pichu's self damaging attacks do him in.

Kamek and Bowser v. Samus and Pikachu

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

STOP DOING THAT...Wait, false alarm, Samus and Pika are transformed all the same...But you know the drill. Not like those laws exist in the Mario. Bros universe where they hail...While I'm at it, it should be mentioned that Bowser also possesses Dark Magic, not to Kamek's extent, but it must be noted.

K and B Versus Sonic and Snake. This is getting interesting.