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Someday has finally come! Blame Reub.

Today, as a direct result of a friend guilting me into updating this, I compiled all the Blastoyse comics into a single post. It's chronological order,...

What time it is? time for a swift kick to the groin an UPDATE!

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I don't really have much to say about this one, but I will tell you this: If I ever hear anyone use...

It's been two weeks of staring at my monitor drooling, so time for another update!

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I'm not a fellow who dislikes mixing his Pokemon with his real-world logic,...

Unfortunately for Blastoyse, they don't resist lawsuit types.

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This same thing actually applies to me sometimes- I often think of a great idea for a Blastoyse...

HEYHEYHEY UPDATE TIME

I know it's been only six days instead of the usual two weeks, but what can I say? I had the itch.*

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From my (poor) memory, this is only...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *update comes crashing through ceiling*

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It is a well-known fact that in the comic world any living creature who realizes they have at least...

I reckon it's time for an update, as it's been almost two weeks. I'll try to start updating more frequently from now on, but you know, with [insert excuses that really don't work since I still...

I think all the anger isn't really necessary, because, come on, it's just another Pokemon puzzle game with some options to spend on things only total morons would spend money on so who cares. I doubt...

Larry: Well, that's some great stuff, but I'm pretty sure we don't have any money, unless Big guy consumed any in the last 24 hours.
Pete: Could we possibly borrow a Hurl orb?

(Now this is what I call new life)

Big guy: HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY JELLY BEANS?
Pete: Woah now, Larry, don't make any sudden movements. We don't want him cloning his 999 BST self all over this...

Pete: Pffft, "Innocent" bystanders. Big woop. They've probably done one bad thing in their entire lives.
Big guy: THOSE DECEIVERS!

I don't even know how this would work but it has my full support regardless if it involves any animating on my part then prepare to witness why I do a sprite comic

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Pete: Turkeys? We're talking about Turkeys? I'm not-
Big guy: -SURE WHY WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FAR SUPERIOR GOOSE? YES, ME TOO.

Aerodactyl - 15
Blastoise - 36+
Moltres - 27-
Scyther - 7
Mew - 45
Charizard - 18

So many good Pokemon left, but truly Blastoise is the best.

Pete: The Enchantress? Well, if her name's a color, it's gotta be important. Just like Pete the Marvelous.

Larry: Fashion? We don't really wear clothes. I mean, I think we had a vest once.
Big guy: AN ASSAULT VEST! HAHAHA! GET IT?!
Pete: *Rim shot*

Pete: Hey, it's the guy from that game with guy with the thing.
Big guy: YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT'S KIND OF LIKE THE GAME WITH THE MEGA GUY?
Pete: Yeah, that's the one.

Larry: Eh, forget it. So...How goes... life in the rift?
Pete: It's really more of a void than a rift.
Larry: Well, I say it's a rift.
Pete: You rifties disgust me. I'm glad I'm separated by...

Lolno

The next poster won't agree with me on the true fact that Aegislash Smash bros for Wii U is the best game ever made

Larry: Jeez, this place has been quiet. It's as if some sort of day caused everybody to be busy.
Big guy: HMMMMM....WEDNESDAY?

Larry: We're a Hydreigon, which is basically a furry floating dragon with three heads. Nothing special.

Can't let my boy Hydreigon go down without a fight

Dragonite: 66-
Hydreigon: 27+

Ok That'e enough fighting for one day

Larry: You know.... I never actually remember much difference between the different Vegetas.
Pete: Come to think of it, they all could have been the same guy shouting a different backstory and I...

Pete: What? He gets 20, and we get, what, around 3 iterations? Clearly, we'll have to renew our contract.
Big guy: THERE WILL ALSO BE A DEMAND FOR AN INCREASE IN THE AMOUNT OF HAMSTEAKS.