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i did collect bottlecaps for a bit long ago, tried starting a hat collection, but ultimately realized collections are expensive and i dont have any money. i do have an impressive collection of empty...

kinda, maybe. i dont usually forget things, but when i do they pretty much dont exist anymore. t'was but a few days ago when i learned that i left my pants (yes i dont know either) at my friend's and...

real low lives eat canned sphagetti/ "can o missery" from the can without heating it.

as i have perfect eyesight on the premice of i havent had it checked since elementary and i passed with flying colors then. apart from the black spots that are super annoying when i notice them. uh-...

if i dont wear shoes and walk after sitting for a while my legs click when i walk. like a lot. somethimes 2-3 times per step usually once per step for a little while, then it goes quiet again.
on...

between my incredibly short attention span, lazyness, and love for butt sitting. yes, yes i am.
for example: look at my avatar. i was gonna switch that back after the Eevee event. someday i'll get...

this is a tough one i have a pretty high treshold of sounds getting annoying. i mean not to brag or anything but i live downtown so i get to hear drunk people yelling all night every night well i say...

i am the crazy volvo guy. but in all seriousness i love the sound of a well tuned engine. doesnt matter what kind of engine. from small 4 pots to massive V12's and motorcycles and forced induction...

learned the hard way you shouldt wear shorts when riding motorcycles or atv's

I was doing some timed laps around my father's house and his neighbours with my atv when i was a youngling. gave it a bit too much on one straight and parked it in the neighbour's hedge. hard enough...

i have not put an active effort into improving on myself all year, at this point that will be my new years resolution every year because i'm damn good at pulling that one off!
PANTS ARE FOR...

first you get the RX7 then you get the girl with the brapmobile, didnt know we had another car nut 'round here.

does waking up at a friend's place with a ..gentleman's sausage drawn on your forehead count as makeup, they told me it was quite fitting.

Mujaffa the Eurotrash-man from little old Norwayland, that's a way loose rhyme.

7qg52e2xjwca, gone but not forgotten, you were the best spambot this site ever had.

a stable job, a quick volvo, good friends and someone special to share it with. dont need anything too fancy just enough to live comfterably.

shouldave disguised it, if only i knew how :C

allrighty then lets get this fire started. first things first, we needs a good beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Professor Flareon, you're too cute, no really it's hard to hear you...

allrighty then lets get this fire started. first things first, we needs a good beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Professor Flareon, you're too cute, no really it's hard to hear you...

playstation has a lot more good exclusives than xbox in my oppinion, but xbox does have forza which is the best racing game i have played.. so i have an xbox that i use for forza and netflix....

seks

User Name: Mujaffa
Nickname: (Potato)Chip
Eeveelution School of Choice: Flareon University

let's a-have a go at this then!

dock of the bay Otis Redding

oh glorious pizza smith, thou be a true hero

uhhhh.. my sneakers, my other sneakers, my other other sneakers, me beloved boots, my work boots, my other work boots, my dress shoes, my other dress shoes, my other other dress shoes, and my...