omg 5,000 posts!!!

[Noblejanobii]

30k* then. Forgot about that.

Dang it. Better get cranking.

[Caite-chan]

50K and all is yours...lol.

[Palamon]

I heard if you get 20k posts you get control over the whole Internet.

Had 34,000 on a forum that died.
Didn't have control over the internet.

[Morzone]

The internet is a tricky beast. Merely having the 30k post count in your arsenal is not enough. One must learn to wield it with great skill and mastery. Only then shall the internet bow. Then troll you