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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulbasaur View Post
    Search (37d) Food Court, because I like food!
    Eddie has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

    You decide to head off to the Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall Food Court, where there's a whole lot of food and a whole lot of seating, but not a whole lot of cleaning up after yourself! You'd think Pokémon would be more civilized and would use the trashcans. What a bunch of animals!

    The first place you come across is Taco Hell, which makes you really wonder what it tastes like going in and how it works going out the other end. Seems like most of the Pokémon on line aren't really thinking about the second half of that process. You check out the menu anyway, which seems pretty simple and quick.

    TACO HELL
    $~[Double Trouble Tacos - GRASS (+2 Belly)]~175 Snax$
    $~[Gas Master Burrito - POISON (+4 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
    $~[Los Fritos Doritos Locos Tacos - FIRE (+3 Belly)]~ 175 Snax$
    $~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$


    Moving on, you decide to check out Burger Thing's line, which doesn't seem so bad, though in real Pokémon terms, the fact there's a mother Raichu trying to keep her screaming Pichu kid quiet factors in an additional ten minutes of wait time.

    BURGER THING
    $~[Big Whoopster - NORMAL(+2 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
    $~[Moo Murder Burger - NORMAL (+5 Belly)]~ 250 Snax$
    $~["You came here for what?" Chicken Sandwich - FLYING (+3 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
    $~[Funky Fries - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
    $~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$


    Well, you decide to see what else is there. Next to Burger Thing, you've got the Wacky Wok which seems like a whimsical take on your typical Chinese food.

    WACKY WOK
    $~[General Pow's Chicken - FLYING (+2 Belly)]~ 250 Snax$
    $~[Moo Goo Mushi Tush Pork - NORMAL (+3 Belly)]~ 300 Snax$
    $~[Chinese Krispy Noodles - NORMAL (+1 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
    $~[Veggie Medley Year of the Bunny Food - GRASS (-1 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
    $~[Flavored Fortune Cookie *Fortune Inside!* - NORMAL (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 50 Snax$
    $~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$
    $~[OMG Smarty Water - WATER (+1 to Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 200 Snax$


    It really makes you wonder. Though at least this line doesn't have too many kids. Maybe it's because there's no kids meal featuring a plastic toy that provides a whopping five minutes of entertainment!

    Next, wow, this Chicky-Filly-A is astronomically popular. They even had to set up line rails!

    CHICKY-FILLY-A
    $~[Chicky-Filly-A Chicky Chick Sandwhich - FLYING (+2 Belly)]~ 175 Snax$
    $~[Chicky-Filly-A Chicky Chick Nuggets - FLYING (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
    $~[Chicky-Filly-A Chicky Chick Wrapz - FLYING (+2 Belly)]~ 160 Snax$
    $~[Funky Fries - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
    $~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$
    $~[Rooty Beer - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$


    Mmm, it does smell good though.

    Lastly, your Pancham Express. You like raw fish, don't you!? Of course you do! don't

    PANCHAM EXPRESS
    $~[Raw Fishie Roll - WATER (+2 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
    $~[Tempura Something Roll - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 175 Snax$
    $~[Mystery Fun Roll! - PSYCHIC (+2 Belly +1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 300 Snax$
    $~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$
    $~[OMG Smarty Water - WATER (+1 to Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 200 Snax$


    Wow, you really can't decide what you'd like to lunch! Of course, there's the simple fact that... you don't have any Snax. But hey, maybe when you get some, you can always come back later and have a ball!

    But for now, you take note of the menus just in case one of you Peeps gets a growly stomach syndrome. Although with half the town turning into a candy jamboree, that's a bit short in supply. Of course, sometimes Pokémon need a real meal rather than stuffing doughnuts and cake in their face.

    Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)
    Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
    Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
    Goodies #1: <Empty>
    Goodies #2: <Empty>
    Belly: 0/8
    Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/12
    Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shruikan View Post
    I shall search (5) Tickleboot Apartments, more specifically (5a) Floors 1-3.
    Fírnen has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

    What a mess!

    You decide to check out Tickleboot Apartments, wondering just how much chaos the Squawkers have been causing and maybe see if you can answer that plea for help. Because, well, you know, being stuck in a gooey taffy apartment building seems like a lousy fate.

    You decide to start with the first three floors, but darn it, the taffy looks so darn good. Maybe... just a nibble wouldn't hurt. You know, they don't really need that molding...

    @Taffy Jamboree - NORMAL (+2 Belly)@

    Fírnen has gained 2 points of Belly from the Taffy Jamboree!

    Oof, okay, that's enough for now. It's more delicious than it should be, but you manage to get the willpower to stop that. So you make your way through the first floor and as you suspected, a lot of these apartments have been sealed shut or their interiors are just gooey taffy disasters. Thankfully you've gotten a little tired of that taste, or else there would be serious trouble.

    Well, one Pokémon's apartment after another is mostly taffy stuff, though a few belongings here and there survived the anarchy. Nothing really out of the ordinary or anything you think you and the other Peeps might use. Meanwhile, some Pokémon are still trying to live in this mess. Yep, this is what life in Booplesnoot is going to be like if something isn't done about those Squawkers!

    You check out the second floor and most of the story is the same, but you still haven't heard that plea for help. Maybe someone lent them a hand? Maybe not? Well, you decide to keep looking. But it's a lot more colorful, gooey, sticky apartments. They're even worse as you get higher and higher, which makes you wonder what it's like on the next three floors.

    Well, you get to the third floor and it's really bad. You're only able to get into two of these gooey, taffy-smothered apartments. One of the looks like it was vacated before half the gooey ceiling came down. Then the second one looks like it might still be inhabited, so you take a look around. Though it's a little odd. The little furniture and decorations that survived the transformation seem pretty wild and nutsy. Like what it up with the rainbows and plushies everywhere? You check the bedroom and you see a curious, cute little flower box, so you take a closer look to see if there's something inside.

    #{Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!!: <Death Metal>} Colossal Mega Cutesy Petal Blast - GRASS (+7 to Overwhelming Cuteness)#

    Uh oh...

    Suddenly a massive petal blizzard of cutesy flowers blasts out from the flower box and right at your face!

    #Colossal Mega Cutesy Petal Blast - GRASS (+7 to Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 67 out of 100: FAILED!

    "OH CRAP." ~You

    Fírnen has gained 7 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Colossal Mega Cutesy Petal Blast!

    BUT YOU FEEL SO CUTE AND ADORABLE NOW!

    Oh my god, it almost hurts. After getting showered with a cute, adorably sparkly shower of flower petals, you just feel the cuteness stick to you like glue! You scream, and it's almost adorable! If it was any worse, you'd swear it would be FATAL. And it sure doesn't help you just got fluffed up by that pink glitter snow!

    You swear the only way to rip that box open is to hit it with something loud, angry, and SAVAGE. Unfortunately, you don't really have what you need in the form of screaming death metal, but you would like to see at least someone get their revenge on that miserable thing.

    You decide to head back to Peep base. And you realize just how much chaos the Squawkers have been up to. Easy answer. A LOT. Ouch.

    Fírnen the Incredible Silvally (L: Normal)
    Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
    Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
    Goodies #1: <Empty>
    Goodies #2: <Empty>
    Belly: 2/12
    Overwhelming Cuteness: 8/8
    Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

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    Night has fallen in Booplesnoot!
    Submit your Day 1: Night Cycle Actions now!



    This Evening's Weather Is...
    SPEEDY WINDY DAY OF CAFFEINE!
    You’re feeling in a rush to get everything done! You can take two Actions! Stealth Mode still takes two Cycles, but you can get something else done as your second Action!

    Time Remaining:



    Enjoy a fun wild night, Peeps!

    @Chakramaster @Noblejanobii @VeloJello @Scytherwolf @Shruikan @arnisd @Bulbasaur @Suicune's Fire

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    Finally, a good gale! Fírnen, is that you? You look like you've been rolling through a glitter factory after bathing in cotton-candy frosting. Why don't we get some fresh air before your teeth all rot.

    And afterward, I think I'll have time to drop by the police station. Let's see if they found anything before their building turned into a pastry.

    Use Hardcore Parkour on Fírnen the Silvally, AND search (14) Booplesnoot Police Station (Exterior and Main Building).


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    Quote Originally Posted by VeloJello View Post
    Finally, a good gale! Fírnen, is that you? You look like you've been rolling through a glitter factory after bathing in cotton-candy frosting. Why don't we get some fresh air before your teeth all rot.

    And afterward, I think I'll have time to drop by the police station. Let's see if they found anything before their building turned into a pastry.

    Use Hardcore Parkour on Fírnen the Silvally, AND search (14) Booplesnoot Police Station (Exterior and Main Building).

    ACTION ONE!

    You feel Fírnen looks ridiculously chibi and adorable and it just doesn't feel right. So you get his butt working, HARDCORE PARKOUR SYTLE! And you make him work out like a frenzied personal trainer being paid millions for this! You make him jump, spin, turn, leap, hang, and climb over everything like a Aipom on adrenaline! You even play wild techno music to encourage him to MOVE IT!

    After a long and crazy workout, Fírnen looks a lot better. Leaner, cooler, and way more ready to get his butt back out there into action!

    Fírnen's Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness has been reduced by 5 apiece!

    Mmm, much better! See, he looks great!

    Fírnen the Incredible Silvally (L: Normal)
    Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
    Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
    Goodies #1: <Empty>
    Goodies #2: <Empty>
    Belly: 0/12
    Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/8
    Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans




    ACTION TWO!

    Thanks to the magical force of caffeine, you feel freshened up and ready to check out the exterior of the Booplesnoot Police Station, which as you can tell from a distance, it's been turned into a creamy chocolate layer cake of gut-stuffing deliciousness.

    @Creamy Layer Cake Deliciousness - GROUND (+3 Belly)@

    Velo is unaffected because you're FLYING type! You go girl!

    Yeah, that chocolate. No way. Where many other Pokémon would have gotten stuffed over that junk, you're the freakin' queen of the skies and that chocolately gunk can go rot. You check around the perimeter to see if there's anything that remains to this place that wasn't turned into messy, gooey, extra-excessive chocolate.

    Problem is... the answer is not much. As you squeeze your way through the main entrance and use your massive wings to push the chocolate bar doors aside, you can tell the Booplesnoot Police were trying to get to the bottom of figuring out who the Squawkers are and how to deal with them, but then everything they had, including their files, their evidence rooms, their computers, their meeting room whiteboards, and just about all the things they could have used to get a handle on the situation were turned to chocolate and gooey messes. You can only really tell what things used to be, but just about everything was wiped clean in the process and now you're pretty convinced whatever the police and investigation teams might have had is now cold, hard, chocolately calories.

    You decide to check out the basement levels, where not much remains either. Heck, you could easily bust out of the holding jails now just by nibbling on the chocolate bars. Meanwhile, the floor is so laden and smothered with chocolate goo that it feels like you're stepping in mud and you're leaving massive Lugia footprints. Lordy, what a mess. Meanwhile, the ceiling is dripping and it just endlessly smells like chocolate. Just gross. And you're having none of it.

    After what almost seems like a fruitless search, you find the armory is maybe the only thing that seems to have been spared just a little bit. You find most of the lockers are now just as gooey as the rest of the candy-ravaged police station, but one weapons locker seems to be intact. Welp, it's also locked.

    {Tactical Weapons Locker: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Steel Type+}

    Well, you could kick it and smash it, but you have a feeling that might blow up whatever possible goodies are inside. It might need something a little more gentle. Or precise.

    You check out the remainder of the basement level, but unfortunately, the rest is a mess as well. Nothing but chocolate mud cake and gooey chocolate puddles everywhere.

    You decide to head out and maybe go for a shower by shooting a Hydro Pump into the air and letting it rain on you for a while. After all that chocolate goo has been dripping all over you, you're looking more like a birdie version of a Mudsdale than a Lugia.

    You then head back to Peep base, happy to have to fresh, normal air that doesn't smell like molten cocoa!

    Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)
    Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
    Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
    Goodies #1: <Empty>
    Goodies #2: <Empty>
    Belly: 0/12
    Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
    Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

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    Time to get these first actions in!

    (27) SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS OH MY GOSHISHISHNESS YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS OUT

    This time let's try (27b) MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!

    then I'll search the area again by searching

    (27a) RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! Leaving only the exterior to search before leaving. So if someone wants to help there, feel free to help!
    Last edited by Chakramaster; 04-11-2018 at 11:36 AM.

    The time is upon us...


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    Well at least that pink stuff has stopped raining from the sky.

    Interview (19) Hude the Spoink

    Time for that caffeine rush!

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    I'll search:

    (13) Tetris Tree

    and:

    (26) Virtual Pet Memorial Park


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    I. Feel. Disgusting. After talking to that blonde rodent.




    Welp...time to cleanse my entire brain with grass.


    Action 1:
    SEARCH (49) Wild Jungle Park

    Action 2:
    CHAT UP 61 Qwerty the Volbeat


    Yo, beetle...girl. Do alphabetised keyboards trigger you?

    As a bug type, do you feel personally victimised by the Squawkers based on the name's birdlike origin?

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    I'll go search the (52) The Itchy Snitch Hotel Construction Site and go stealth mode on 69 Unce the Treecko [D/N] M, your friendly neighboorhood ninja away!

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