Gruesome Green Nuzlocke

[AD]

Welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is Oak. People call me, the PkMn Professor. This world, although inhabited by the creatures known as Pokemon, also house a blight known as humans. Humans are masochistic and scournful beings. This world, this land we inhabit; Kanto, has suffered it's beauty because of their wars. They use these beautiful creatures as extensions of their sadistic gains. What about you? Will you join in their folly? Are you just as masochistic and ruinous as them? What are you? A boy? Or a girl? Oh, you are my grandson? Shut up, i'm talking here

Into a mirror...



I'm a masochist. LE RULEZ
1.) If a pokemon faints, that thing there is dead
2.) You can only catch the first encounter of each route.
3.) You must name EVERY pokemon you get, even if it is Bob 1 and Bob 2.
4.) No duplicates. This means no same pokemon. And to make it more, no same types on the team.
5.) Speaking of teams, only 1 or 2 fightable pokemon allowed on the team. HM slaves is fair game, when you get to a point, you can catch any pkmn that can be a slave, though they are not allowed to fight or level. If your fightables die and your slave goes into fight, it is automatically dead no matter how the fight turns out.
Waffle.) No healing items. PERIOD. Only use Pokemon Centers, or Healing Moves.
7.) Inspired by a piece of fried chicken, no buying items, THIS IS A POST-WAR KANTO, we must be Scavengers. And no, no Celedon City TMs. I will gamble a pokemon though. I can stop anytime i want to.



"Sup, the name is Green Tea Oak. I like beating up losers with my pokemon, and hearing myself talk. I also like sniffing glue. Anyway, smell ya later! I was talking to the glue..."

Team So Far:

Moo the Bulbasaur, lvl 15
Cheesestick the Pidgey lvl 5 (IN BOX)




Deaths:


Lapses of Judgement Counter:
Downloading the "english" version

[Cleobel]

@N7 Good luck with your Nuzlocke, my Sinjoh Duo partner! :D

[Noblejanobii]

Interesting set of rules bud! Have fun with this!!

[Suicune's Fire]

I was talking to the glue...

I wish you only the very best of luck, sir.

[Kentucky Fried Torchic]

This looks great! Is this Green Version a hack, or are you actually playing the OG Green Version. I ask, because I am kind of a pleb.

[AD]

This looks great! Is this Green Version a hack, or are you actually playing the OG Green Version. I ask, because I am kind of a pleb.

Now, sadly, i only own the OG Red version hard copy. I am using JohnGBC on my phone, with a OG English version of Green. And omg, the translation is straight BOOTY! I will show off some when i get off of work for the first update.

Thank you all, only a few more hours until the update.

[Chakramaster]

Looks like an interesting run to be had. Do looking forward to it as it updates.

[AD]

// LOG 1: The Smellening //

Today was a normal day. I woke up, realized i was 10, and wondered what i have been doing all my long years on this earth. Then I stopped caring and went to take a dump. After breakfast, and ignoring Pops incoherent rambling about pets and things, I went to get my first pokemon.

Seriously Pops, I cant understand what you are saying. Seriously, what is this wording?

Spoiler:

Anyway, i grab the bundle of fertilizer named Moo, and after beating up that nerd Red, i make my way through the treacherous pokemon grass. Not regular grass, that stuff is for babies.

Ah! I spot a thing apparently called Bobo! A pidgey? Nope, BoboBird is the new rave. Moo goes all out. (Seriously..tackle is named Go All Out in this...)

After arguing with the hot shop lady in Evergreen City (Green is the color of Evergreen Forever! Kawaii desu)
I do the delivering of the parcel to Pops back in White City.

Spoiler:

I ignore the old man for a bit, before just grabbing his "illustrated handbook of pets" and walk off. I couldnt understand him anyway. Plus, i need to go sniff my glue.

On my way back through Evergreen, i find Wound Cure! I mean, i wonder if they know the can call it a potion. I wonder if this world has youtube too, i should copyright that.


I think i will take a break in this nice 5x5 building before i go into that forest over there. I know there will be bugs in there....

Team so far:
Moo the Bulbadaur lvl7

[Kentucky Fried Torchic]

This is glorious already. Reminds me of a rom of Crystal I played as a kid where a Potion was called "DRUG"

[Suicune's Fire]

Nice start to your journey so far. Sounds like this is gonna be fun. :3 The commentary is the best. XD