[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Neo Emolga]

Let's use the Wheel on the enemy! It's Showtime!

Oh boy… in I go! xD

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Hatterene
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Appletun
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Galarian Mr. Mime
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chikorita
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Spritzee
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Falinks

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: The Circus is Back in Town! (featuring clown emojis)
Theme #2: Gen Z Emojis
Theme #3: Paint the Town by LOONA
Theme #4: Corporate Minimalism (a.k.a. pls dont turn me into a oversimplified logo nooo-)
Theme #5: Discord Light Mode (is Best Mode)

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Are you ready for this? Zimzalabim!
Usertitle #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Usertitle #3: Only Arceus can judge me
Usertitle #4: #MyOCForSmashBros
Usertitle #5: Just Monika

THANK GOODNESS IT WASN'T THE GALARIAN MR MIME AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I actually can't complain, this is an upgrade from Bidoof. xD

[Neo Emolga]

Oh there’s no business like show business!

MASTER RNG, covering himself with glitter glue, pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Abomasnow and SHRUIKAN as Braixen to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii @Shruikan

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The CHEWY COIN OF FABRICATED NONSENSE AND BURRITOS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

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TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Icy Wind! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)
SHRUIKAN uses Mega Punch! But adding adrenaline to his party fruit drink seems like a bad idea.
SHRUIKAN uses Aurora Veil! But it’s actually just a colorful tie-dye towel.

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Entrainment! But that would interrupt her afternoon tea.
SHRUIKAN uses Mist Ball! But he just gets his hands all wet.
SHRUIKAN uses Steam Eruption! But he blows up a locomotive doing that.

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBI uses Bug Bite! But chomping down on a hornet seems kinda gross.
SHRUIKAN uses Frenzy Plant! Turns out pouring espresso shots on his cactus doesn’t make it do much of anything.
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Rapid Flow! But he can’t find that setting on his garden hose nozzle!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Baton Pass! But she never figured out where the relay race was supposed to start!
SHRUIKAN uses Sinister Arrow Raid! But his arrows only show people where to go.
SHRUIKAN uses Bonemerang! But he thinks he must have thrown it out with the rest of the Thanksgiving leftovers.

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses Drill Peck! But none of her Craftsman power tools come with a beak drill bit.
SHRUIKAN uses Scorching Sands! But he didn’t enjoy those the last time he went to the beach.
SHRUIKAN uses Rising Voltage! But he just fries some circuit boards doing that.

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Feint Attack! But it ended up being just a little too fake.
SHRUIKAN uses After You! But then he decides he doesn’t feel like being polite.
SHRUIKAN uses Hail! But his ice-maker is empty.

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Quake! It’s a SUPER-EFFECTIVE strike on SHRUIKAN! (3/3)

That was a heckin’ explosive match!

Noble, you’re the party queen tonight, so that means you can…

• Devolve Shruikan into a Fennekin!
• Devolve yourself for an Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Wheel Shruikan!
• Or Wheel yourself!

How will the rock and roll go!?

[Noblejanobii]

Let's go ahead and wheel Shruikan!

[Neo Emolga]

Let's go ahead and wheel Shruikan!

Indeed, so we shall!



RANDOMIZER WHEELS
[spoiler]Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Shiftry
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Abomasnow
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Pupitar
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Onix
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Exeggcute
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Celebi

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fast and Furious feat Dominic Toretto
Theme #2: Kidz Bop
Theme #3: TikTok Superstar
Theme #4: High School Musical
[b]Theme #5: My Little Pony

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: So you had a bad day, you had a bad day, you had a bad-
Usertitle #2: Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Usertitle #3: Central Jersey exists, I swear!
Usertitle #4: Stuck on the Old Town Road
Usertitle #5: Fun for the Whole Family!

Oh wow, another Onix! Makes me wonder if we’ll have an Onix vs Onix battle! xD

[Neo Emolga]

Season 5 sends a greeting!

SEASON 5

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS APPLETUN
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS PACHIRISU
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
STATUS: UP FIRST NEXT SEASON!
JUST DESSERTS PRIMED

#3 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS ONIX
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!
JUST DESSERTS PRIMED

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS ESPEON
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 ARNISD: AS CINCCINO
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS ONIX
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 NOBLEJANOBII: AS ABOMASNOW
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

So who’s earning experience points today!?

MASTER RNG, splattering everything with chocolate and marshmallows, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Pachirisu and NOBLEJANOBII as Abomasnow to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @Noblejanobii

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: Just Desserts

VS

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The ARTISTIC COIN OF TANGERINES AND BAZOOKAS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

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TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Dazzling Gleam! But he just gets a lot of glitter all over himself.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Continental Crush! But that has too much liability attached to it.

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Body Press! He squishes his belly for good luck!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Baton Pass! But she forgot where the race started!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Stomping Tantrum! But that got him kicked out of Applebee’s last time!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mirror Move! She adjusts it a bit to see her reflection better!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Flail! It results in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Clangorous Soul! But that would wake the neighbors.

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Brick Break! But that gets him banned from Home Depot.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Peck! But she doesn’t feel like eating seeds today.

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Haze! He makes the fraternity prospects go through pain and suffering!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Retaliate! She throws her coffee back at Karen!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shadow Ball! But he can’t find it in the darkness!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Frustration! But she figures it out quickly anyway!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Magnetic Flux! But he just wastes his time trying to push two magnets together.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hyperspace Hole! But she gets it wrong and ends up flushing a toilet instead.

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Whirlwind! But he really doesn’t want to watch Sharknado again.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Defend Order! She insists she didn’t make a mistake at the drive-thru!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Milk Drink! Only now does he remember what he was supposed to go to the supermarket for!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Quick Attack! She slaps a box of Quik powered sugar!

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER uses Vise Grip! He gives it a really big hug of love!
NOBLEJANOBII uses String Shot! She shoots a ball of yarn with an AK-47!

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Triple Axel! But he thinks that would make his car look kinda funky.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bind! She finds herself unable to figure it out!

TURN 13
CHAKRAMASTER uses Thunder Wave! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (1/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Blaze Kick! But it just gives her bad athlete’s foot.

TURN 14
CHAKRAMASTER uses Play Rough! But it causes his tetherball to blow up!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Brick Break! It results in the 2nd strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (2/3)

TURN 15
CHAKRAMASTER uses Triple Kick! But he doesn’t have a third foot to use it with!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Origin Pulse! But she can’t figure out how to start it!

TURN 16
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Steelsurge! But his local Copperajah tells him he doesn’t have enough lunch money.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Reflect! She sees herself in her mirror again!

TURN 17
CHAKRAMASTER uses Echoed Voice! It results in the 2nd strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (2/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Boomburst! But she used up all her fireworks for the 4th of July!

TURN 18
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sludge! But he already flushed that nastiness down the toilet!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Whirlwind! But she doesn’t want to see Sharknado either.

TURN 19
CHAKRAMASTER uses Slash! He cuts the prices on all his Etsy shop items!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Venoshock! She scares a nearby Venonat half to death!

TURN 20
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mud Sport! But basketball is played on a court!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Double Kick! But she landed on her butt last time she tried that!

TURN 21
CHAKRAMASTER uses Body Press! He squishes his belly for more good luck!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Brutal Swing! And that’s the reason why children now avoid the playground.

TURN 22
CHAKRAMASTER uses Lava Plume! But he gets it mixed up and drops Mentos into diet cola.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Shock Wave! She scares the audience and then waves a greeting!

TURN 23
CHAKRAMASTER uses Flare Blitz! But he got in trouble with the police last time he did that.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Double Iron Bash! But she got confused and hosted two parties at the gym.

TURN 24
CHAKRAMASTER uses Discharge! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (3/3)

Dang, that was a close match up!

You win again, Noble! You can…

• Devolve Chakramaster and turn him into a silly egg!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Wheel Chakramaster!
• Or Wheel yourself!

How will your 2nd streak party go?

(Also, just note his Just Desserts are going to go off. Have fun with that, too! xD)

[Noblejanobii]

Ya know I never thought I'd say this but it's a shame I'll have to lose Abomasnow, it was actually pretty solid, hahaha.

That said, I think I'm just gonna devolve myself for now! Might as well snag some crystals before I'm wheeled.

[Neo Emolga]

Ya know I never thought I'd say this but it's a shame I'll have to lose Abomasnow, it was actually pretty solid, hahaha.

That said, I think I'm just gonna devolve myself for now! Might as well snag some crystals before I'm wheeled.

Yeah, I need to clarify on the rules that if you egg yourself with devolution when getting hit with a Just Desserts, then the Wheel hits your next Backup Lineup. Easy fix, though!

Anyway, let’s see what awaits you in your own Wheel! Yet again!



NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Shiftry
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Abomasnow
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Pupitar
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Onix
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Exeggcute
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Celebi

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fast and Furious feat Dominic Toretto
Theme #2: Kidz Bop
Theme #3: TikTok Superstar
Theme #4: High School Musical
Theme #5: My Little Pony

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: So you had a bad day, you had a bad day, you had a bad-
Usertitle #2: Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Usertitle #3: Central Jersey exists, I swear!
Usertitle #4: Stuck on the Old Town Road
Usertitle #5: Fun for the Whole Family!

I can testify, Central Jersey does exist, but there’s really not much to it. xD

[Neo Emolga]

What’s shakin’, cupcakes!?

MASTER RNG, giving himself a swirlie in the toilet, yanks in...

ARNISD as Cinccino and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Onix to the battlefield!
@arnisd @Voltaire Magneton

ARNISD
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The NOISY COIN OF TOOTS AND KAHOOTS has declared ARNISD strikes first!

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TURN 1
ARNISD kicks things off with G-Max Wind Rage! But his desk fan doesn’t have that setting!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Scary Face! It results in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Max Phantasm! But his Ouija Board just says “not today.”
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Freezing Glare! But it doesn’t even drop the temperature by one degree!

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Thousand Waves! But that would just make his hand really tired.
VOLTARIE MAGNETON uses Flame Charge! But fire doesn’t lend out its credit cards.

TURN 4
ARNISD uses Clanging Scales! But he forgot his earplugs to protect himself!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses False Surrender! But he’s really bad at acting.

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Behemoth Blade! But he couldn’t get it out the door this morning!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Corkscrew Crash! But he just breaks a lot of wine bottles doing that.

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Mimic! But he really doesn’t like mimes…
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Close Combat! But he’s trying to adhere to social distancing!

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Devastating Drake! But he can’t find any ducks that menacing.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Searing Sunraze Smash! But he’s not sure if that’s supposed to go in a certain order.

TURN 8
ARNISD uses Mat Block! But his Rubik cube carpet doesn’t do anything!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Endeavor! But he just can’t get the passion for it!

TURN 9
ARNISD uses Dual Wingbeat! But he just flaps his arms all silly-like.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses G-Max Drum Solo! But he suddenly gets stage fright!

TURN 10
ARNISD uses Luster Purge! He throws out all his polished silverware!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Splintered Stormshards! But that sounds too sharp and scary to him.

TURN 11
ARNISD uses Bullet Seed! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)

Pow, and then out of nowhere! Well, arnisd, you get your menu of:

• Devolve Voltaire Magneton into a shiny new egg!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Wheel Voltaire Magneton!
• Or Wheel yourself!

And yeah, you’re up against a Just Desserts, also. As I told Noble, if you devolve to Minccino, you’ll at least get an Evolution Crystal before being inevitably dumped into your own Wheel. xD

[Noblejanobii]

Man and I thought that last theme was horrid LMAO.