[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Neo Emolga]

It’s wonderful! Totally wonderful I say!

MASTER RNG, starting a conga line with his zombie friends, pulls in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Flygon and NOBLEJANOBII as Gossifleur to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton @Noblejanobii

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The STEELY COIN OF SUPERMATIC ROBOTIC MICE AND CHEESEBURGERS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

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TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Punishment! But she’s feeling too nice and angelic today.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Origin Pulse! He figured out how to feel his heartbeat!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Buzzy Buzz! But she’d rather not deal with bees.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Incinerate! But mama told him not to play with matches.

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Simple Beam! But she wants to use something more unique.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Mystical Fire. But again with those matches!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Round! It results in the 1st strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Stun Spore! But his mistakes it for catching cooties.

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses Swallow! But she’s already taken enough pills today.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Astral Barrage! But he finds pummeling the air doesn’t seem to be helping anything.

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Howl! But she doesn’t want to lose her voice shouting.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Flame Burst! But he can’t figure out how to make it pop like a bubble!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hyper Fang! But she just doesn’t like to go all vampire.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Ice Shard! But his freezer ice box is miles away!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Grav Apple! But she wasn’t able to find those in the produce section.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Body Press! But he prefers to adhere to social distancing!

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Beat Up! And now the eggs are ready for the cake mix!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Acupressure! But he thinks that has something to do with being acute about where you press!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Water Gun! But she gave her super soaker away years ago!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses G-Max Volcalith! But it goes in one ear and out the other.

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Seed Bomb! But she can’t figure out how to stick the fuse in.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Steel Wing! It results in the 1st strike against NOBLEKANOBII! (1/3)

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Airstream! But turning her fan on her highest setting only cools everyone off.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Storm Throw! But he can’t figure out how to pick it all up!

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Vital Throw! She makes the winning 3-point basket at the buzzer!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Draining Kiss! But he just doesn’t want to pucker up.

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mist Ball! She ends up losing her basketball in the fog!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sand Tomb! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (2/3)

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII uses Vine Whip! She gives the grapevines a good lashin’!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Egg Bomb! But he can’t figure out how to put the fuse in.

TURN 16
NOBLEJANOBII uses Inferno! But she feels it’s already too hot outside to tolerate more heat.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dig! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)

Dang, can’t ground up a flower, can you?

It’s your party, Noble, you decide!

• Devolve him.
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals.
• Evolve yourself with a crystal
• Or Wheel!!!

How do you party tonight!?

[Noblejanobii]

Huh, well how about that. Let's go ahead and spin that wheel!

Actually it can't, it whiffs. :P

Oh right duh. I had a brain slip there.

[Neo Emolga]

Huh, well how about that. Let's go ahead and spin that wheel!

Heh heh, sure. I like that idea, too. >:3

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
[spoiler]Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Shiftry
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Abomasnow
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Pupitar
[Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Onix
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Exeggcute
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Celebi

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fast and Furious feat Dominic Toretto
Theme #2: Kidz Bop
Theme #3: TikTok Superstar
Theme #4: High School Musical
Theme #5: My Little Pony

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: So you had a bad day, you had a bad day, you had a bad-
Usertitle #2: Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Usertitle #3: Central Jersey exists, I swear!
Usertitle #4: Stuck on the Old Town Road
Usertitle #5: Fun for the Whole Family!

Ahhh, now don’t you look snazzy!? Everyone loves a good Wheelin’! >:3

[Neo Emolga]

And this is how we celebrate this madness! Party hats are optional. And you may use multiple if you need to.

MASTER RNG, dressed up like a goofy giraffe, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Yanmega and NEO EMOLGA as Umbreon to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: Mighty Shield

VS

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: Just Desserts

The COLORFUL COIN OF HAPPY MALL RATS has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

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TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts up with Aeroblast! But he ends up just breaking a desk fan doing that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Never-Ending Nightmare! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aurora Beam! But it just makes a lot of fancy-colored lights.

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Smog! But his fog machine has no where to be plugged in!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heavy Slam! But that might break the door off the hinges!
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Resonance! But she can’t find a Lapras to do that for her!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Telekinesis! But he just looks funny pressing his paws on his head.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Avalanche! But her ice cream maker just doesn’t have enough capacity for that!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Defog! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Leaf Tornado! But he forgot to gas up his leaf blower!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Brine! But she’s nowhere near the coastline!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sinister Arrow Raid! But she forgot her bow at home!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Reflect! He shows off his fancy new mirror!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bubble! But it pops and now she’s got gum all over her face!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Revenge! But she’s feeling just too mellow for that!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Buzzy Buzz! But he’d rather not deal with a whole lot of bees.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Split! But she ends up with a chopped extension cord…
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rock Slide! But it turns out kids prefer to go down the one made of metal.

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Mirror Coat! He paints all over the fancy new mirror of his!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Skull Bash! But she feels she’d get a headache from that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psybeam! She imagined that going differently…

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Aromatic Mist! But he’s afraid that would come out as a fart instead.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Jump Kick! But she’s not sure what foot to use.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rock Blast! But she knows she’d wake up the neighbors with that kind of music.

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Mist Ball! But that fog machine still has no where to be plugged in.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flash! It results in the 2nd strike on NEO EMOLGA! (2/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aromatherapy! But she can’t find anything to light her Yankee candle!

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Shattered Psyche! But he feels he might go psycho doing that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Oblivion Wing! But she hasn’t figure out how to make her wing do that yet.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mud Sport! But she just took a shower!

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Blue Flare! But it keeps coming out as red!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Barrage! But she’s not sure what to use as ammo!

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA uses Wood Hammer! Or he would have if he had one!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Nuzzle! But she’s adhering to social distancing!

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA uses Iron Tail! It results in the 2nd strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aromatic Mist! Turns out her fog machine isn’t working either!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA uses Fury Attack! But he thinks he may need more caffeine for that one.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Wild Charge! She goes crazy plugging in her phone!

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA uses Cross Chop! But that would break his vampire repellant!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sacred Sword! But she forgot it in her locker!

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA uses Clangorous Soul! But he can’t imagine how much noise that would make.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Steamroller! But she forgot what kind of license you need to drive one of those!

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA uses Night Daze! But he’d rather sleep at night than get dizzy.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Entrainment! But she’d rather sit this dance out.

TURN 18
NEO EMOLGA uses Toxic Spikes! But he’s all out of thumb tacks!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Forest’s Curse! But the forest has vowed not to utter foul obscenities.

TURN 19
NEO EMOLGA uses Mimic! But he’d rather not dress up like a mime.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fairy Lock! But putting Tinkerbell in a cage seems kind of cruel.

TURN 20
NEO EMOLGA uses Mystical Fire! But his fireworks fail to go off.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aura Sphere! But it comes out as just a ball of spit.

TURN 21
NEO EMOLGA uses Liquidation! He sells his shares of stock for cash!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Trick-or-Treat! But Halloween isn’t for another three months!

TURN 22
NEO EMOLGA uses Fiery Wrath! But that sounds kind of evil.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Swallow! But she doesn’t do that with her chewing gum!

TURN 23
NEO EMOLGA uses Horn Leech! But it doesn’t work with his fake plastic horn!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bite! She nibbles on her chocolate chip cookie!

TURN 24
NEO EMOLGA uses Guard Swap! It results in the 3rd and final strike on SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)

Wow, that was cutting it close!

As much as I’d LOVE to Wheel you, you’ve got Mighty Shield up, so it’s going to be just a devolve from me. I know, I could Wheel myself, but… another time. I like Umbreon. :P

[Neo Emolga]

Mayhem, ahoy!

MASTER RNG, sipping on cola and coffee mixtures, drags in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Decidueye and ARNISD as CINCCINO to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @arnisd

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

ARNISD
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The SILLY COIN OF ARCTIC SLAPPY SQUIRRELS has declared ARNISD strikes first!

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TURN 1
ARNISD kicks things off with Explosion! But Michael Bay doesn’t want to make his movie!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Night Slash! He goes swinging around wildly at the midnight hour!

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Misty Terrain! But his fog machine is all out of juice!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Work Up! It results in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Draco Meteor! But there’s no For Dummies book on that!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bulk Up! But he doesn’t want to look fat!

TURN 4
ARNISD uses Magic Powder! But he’d rather not deal in cocaine.
CHAKRAMSTER uses Draco Meteor! But he never figured out how to do that either.

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Wing Attack! But he just flaps around silly like a chicken.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Tail Whip! But he just gets whipped cream all over his rear.

BURN 6
ARNISD uses Psycho Boost! But he feels that would require a lot of energy drinks.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Explosion! Turns out Michael Bay doesn’t want to make his movie either.

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Worry Seed! But he doesn’t think his sunflower seeds are feeling enough anxiety.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Breakneck Blitz! But he doesn’t want to snap his neck doing that.

TURN 8
ARNISD uses Shadow Force! But the shadows are lazy and he can’t get them to do anything.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sizzly Slide! But lighting the playground slide on fire just scares the kids away.

TURN 9
ARNISD uses Geomancy! But it doesn’t seem like nature wants to listen.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Aura Sphere! Turns out a snowglobe doesn’t work as a substitute.

TURN 10
ARNISD uses Water Gun! But his super soaker 5000 is bone-dry!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Air Cutter! But his scissors have no effect on the surrounding atmosphere!

TURN 11
ARNISD uses Conversion! Turns out he’s still learning his alchemy.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Aurora Veil! But it just ends up being a really colorful blanket.

TURN 12
ARNISD uses Muddy Water! But he’d rather not have to take a shower later.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Branch Poke! But it just wiggles and doesn’t do anything else.

TURN 13
ARNISD uses Electrify! But he doesn’t want his fur to start sticking up.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Metal Claw! But it’s really just a fork.

TURN 14
ARNISD uses Psycho Shift! But he’d rather drive his car safely in automatic.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Leech Seed! But sucking on his pumpkin seeds seems counter-productive.

TURN 15
ARNISD uses Freeze-Dry! But it’s summer and he can only do the normal kind of dry.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Snap Trap! But he only catches a mouse doing that.

TURN 16
ARNISD uses Take Down! He removes a book off the shelf!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Inferno Overdrive! But he just blows up his car doing that.

TURN 17
ARNISD uses Power Trick! But he ends up just tripping the circuits.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Fiery Dance! But he’s too scared of fireworks.

TURN 18
ARNISD uses Power Split! But he just ends up with a cut extension cord.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Heal Pulse! But he hasn’t taken a scratch, yet!

TURN 19
ARNISD uses Rollout! Now his sleeping bag is ready to use!
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max One Blow! But he just exhales really hard.

TURN 20
ARNISD uses Sing! It has NO EFFECT on CHAKRAMASTER, causing ARNISD to crumble in defeat! (4/4)

Oof, now that’s rough.

Chakra, it’s your barbeque party again! How do you decide to celebrate?

You can either devolve or Wheel!

[Chakramaster]

I feel bad.... So let's have some fun and wheel myself!

[Neo Emolga]

I feel bad.... So let's have some fun and wheel myself!

Well, if you insist!

CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Ludicolo
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Cinccino
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Vanillish
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Pichu
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Bidoof
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Pachirisu

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Electric Mayhem!
Theme #2: RPG Fantasy Style
Theme #3: Big City Livin'
Theme #4: Christmas Time!
Theme #5: Stay Frosty

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Cool off!
Usertitle #2: Time Turner
Usertitle #3: Lemme at em! Lemme at em!
Usertitle #4: Do you wanna build a snowchuuu
Usertitle #5: Simple as 1, 2, 3!

Well, hope you’re happy now, you silly beaver! ;P

[Neo Emolga]

And this wonky calamity is what we have tumbling into Season 3!

SEASON 3

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS UMBREON
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!
JUST DESSERTS PRIMED

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BIDOOF
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS ONIX
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS YANMA (MIGHTY SHIELD)
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 ARNISD: AS CINCCINO
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS POOCHYENA
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
STATUS: UP FIRST NEXT SEASON!
JUST DESSERTS PRIMED
MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED

#7 NOBLEJANOBII: AS GOSSIFLEUR
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

Are you scared!? Muha ha ha ha ha!

Also, Halloween is 100 days away. Boo!

[Neo Emolga]

It's Friday so that means PAY DAY! Everyone gets 2 Coins to go spending! But remember that to buy stuff, you've got to have free Inventory space, so if you've got a full pack (holding 2 Items already with no Empty spaces), use those Items up if you want to get new stuff!

[Neo Emolga]

This insanity was brought to you by the letters W, T, and F!

MASTER RNG, surfing a tidal wave on a polka-dot sofa, drags in...

SHRUIKAN as Poochyena and NOBLEJANOBII as Gossifleur to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Noblejanobii

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: Just Desserts, Mysterious Halo (Mew)

VS

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The WHIMSICAL COIN OF TACKY COATS AND ORANGE JUICE has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

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TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII starts things up with Max Lightning! But the circuit breaker trips up!
SHRUIKAN uses Outrage! It results in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3, Guardian Angel Mew Strikes!)
SHRUKAN uses Solar Blade! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3, Guardian Angel Mew Strikes!)

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Pollen Puff! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE STRIKE AGAINST SHRUIKAN! (4/3)

Wow, DANG, way to overcome both Shruikan’s Frenzy and Guardian Angel! I did NOT think that was going to happen!

You can devolve and egg Shruikan, devolve and egg yourself for a Crystal, Evolve to Eldegoss, or Wheel!

Just note that because of Shruikan’s Just Desserts, you are bound for your own Wheel after making your Victory Decision! Also, if you devolve yourself to getting egged, then it’s your next Lineup (Mawile/Mega Mawile) that will get Wheeled on, so choose wisely!