ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

**C0L0R3D** · 10-22-2021, 01:00 AM

Well would ya look at that. I rolled myself a dice and got preeeeeeetty lucky, I’d say. Until we meet again DOMZ, whether that be for better or for worse.

**Neo Emolga** · 10-22-2021, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by Noblejanobii

Ahahaha this game seems to have declared Arnisd and I rivals!! Sorry bud, into my wheel you go!

Revenge… revenge is sweet. >:3

NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Shiftry
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Abomasnow
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Pupitar
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Onix
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Exeggcute
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Celebi

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fast and Furious feat Dominic Toretto
Theme #2: Kidz Bop
Theme #3: TikTok Superstar
Theme #4: High School Musical
Theme #5: My Little Pony

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: So you had a bad day, you had a bad day, you had a bad-
Usertitle #2: Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Usertitle #3: Central Jersey exists, I swear!
Usertitle #4: Stuck on the Old Town Road
Usertitle #5: Fun for the Whole Family!

Dang, Noble, your Wheel is an especially cruel mistress. Ouch! xD

**Neo Emolga** · 10-22-2021, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by Chakramaster

You know thinking smart about it. I'm gonna do the same. Spend 4 exp and 2 coins to upgrade my "Smart Cookie" to level 2.

I'm that inspirational, aren't I?

Originally Posted by SlickSlack

Well would ya look at that. I rolled myself a dice and got preeeeeeetty lucky, I’d say. Until we meet again DOMZ, whether that be for better or for worse.

It was great, we all got something out of it! I'm sure we'll be doing this again soon enough!

**arnisd** · 10-22-2021, 06:57 AM

You know I'll accept this rivalry between me and Noble uwu
Though just to make sure we doooo win the next duking out, I'll activate cheaty cookie, just in case we come out against the guys with type advantages next round :p
Too bad I lost out on that extra exp though, darnit rnjesus

**Neo Emolga** · 10-22-2021, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by arnisd

You know I'll accept this rivalry between me and Noble uwu
Though just to make sure we doooo win the next duking out, I'll activate cheaty cookie, just in case we come out against the guys with type advantages next round :p
Too bad I lost out on that extra exp though, darnit rnjesus

You got it! Your Cheaty Cookie is now ready for action!

Also...

Some extra jingle for you all!

**Neo Emolga** · 10-23-2021, 12:16 AM

Sanity? Sorry, ma’am, you won’t find that here!

MASTER RNG, dancing the funky chicken in a turkey costume, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Mightyena and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Minccino to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Voltaire Magneton

SHRUIKAN

SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON

SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The BANANA-FLAVORED COIN OF HIGHLY-EDUCATED ZOMBIES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts things up with Horn Leech! But using a French horn as a straw isn’t too effective!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Skull Bash! But that would give him quite the headache!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Pain Split! But he finds it tricky to divide that!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Guillotine! But he finds out the French Revolution ended a while ago!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Draco Meteor! But he couldn’t find that in his spellbook!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Rapid Spin! He drinks a lot of alcohol on a merry-go-round!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Gravitas! But he just gets a deer in the headlights look on his face.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Grassy Terrain! But he wasn’t able to take his front lawn with him!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Milk Drink! And that’s what he forgot at the grocery store!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Psychic Terrain! But he was only imagining it!

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Gust! He sets his desk fan to “high!”
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Poison Gas! But he’ll admit even his worst flatulence isn’t noxious enough!

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Blizzard! And now he has a tasty treat from Dairy Queen!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dragon Ascent! He helps Smaug find his way to the elevator!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Water Sport! But he turned off his water valve for the year!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Bone Club! And now he has a fan group for femurs!

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Ingrain! But he’d rather not be one with nature.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Stockpile! But he forgot where he put the key to his storage cabinet!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Spiky Shield! But he doesn’t have the hands to hold it!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Steel Roller! He plays a game of pinball!

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses Pin Missile! But he forgot the launch sequence!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Origin Pulse! But he can’t figure out how to get it started!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses Aqua Tail! But he doesn’t want to have to dry it out later!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Yawn! But he’s had too much caffeine!

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Sonic Boom! But he forgot what’s Guile’s phone number is!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dark Void! But he’d rather not open his Calculus book again.

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Agility! But he’s more of an endurance runner.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Play Nice! But he’s feeling too mischievous for that!

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Foresight! But he already sold his crystal ball on Ebay!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Brutal Swing! But he decides to ride the See-Saw of Anarchy instead.

TURN 16
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Terror! But he’s saving that to scare the kids on Halloween!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fly! But his jetpack is all out of fuel!

TURN 17
SHRUIKAN uses Roost! Turns out his chicken costume doesn’t help him with the process.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Psybeam! But he imagined it going so much better than that!

TURN 18
SHRUIKAN uses Feint Attack! But he just doesn’t have enough stealth points allocated!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Catastropika! But he didn’t bring his phone to Google how to do that!

TURN 19
SHRUIKAN uses Yawn! It results in the 1st strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Guillotine! Turns out the French Revolution is still over.

TURN 20
SHRUIKAN uses Leaf Storm! But his leaf blower is all out of gas!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Ice Ball! But he needs to wait a few months for snow!

TURN 21
SHRUIKAN uses Power Swap! He plugs his computer into another outlet!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Moonlight! But it’s in the middle of the day!

TURN 22
SHRUIKAN uses Max Darkness! But he can’t figure out how to turn the lights off!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Flame Wheel! But he feels it would be hard to steer his car with the tires on fire.

TURN 23
SHRUIKAN uses Recycle! He puts his glass bottle in the blue bin!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Darkest Lariat! But then he finds he only has the second darkest lariat.

TURN 24
SHRUIKAN uses Sing! But he’s not up for karaoke night.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses G-Max Replenish! But he can’t figure out what was empty!

TURN 25
SHRUIKAN uses Psystrike! But he finds he was only dreaming it!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Wing Attack! He voraciously eats his chicken wings!

TURN 26
SHRUIKAN uses Spit Up! But that would be rude!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Substitute! It results in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3)

TURN 27
SHRUIKAN uses Aqua Jet! But his plane of water never makes it off the runway.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Trick! But he finds the rabbit escaped from his top hat!

TURN 28
SHRUIKAN uses Lava Plume! But it ends up he just overcooked his chili.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fury Cutter! He shreds up his holiday wrapping paper with scissors!

TURN 29
SHRUIKAN uses Psycho Shift! But he’s driving in automatic!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Silver Wind! He tosses a roll of aluminum foil into a hurricane!

TURN 30
SHRUIKAN uses Obstruct! But there’s plenty of room to get around him!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Flash! But the battery in his camera died!

OVERTIME!

TURN 31
SHRUIKAN uses Earth Power! But plugging his TV into the ground doesn’t make it turn on!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sandstorm! He tosses a bucket of sand into a turbine!

TURN 32
SHRUIKAN uses Life Dew! But the kind on his lawn just makes things wet.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Power Swap! He plugs his TV into a different outlet!

TURN 33
SHRUIKAN uses Feather Dance! Turns out dressing up like a turkey and doing the macarena doesn’t quite suffice.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Superpower! But he hasn’t started his own country yet!

TURN 34
SHRUIKAN uses Hydro Pump! But his water gun leaked out everything in the reservoir!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Hyperspace Fury! But he doesn’t have his astronaut suit!

TURN 35
SHRUIKAN uses Poison Fang! It deals the WINNING OVERTIME STRIKE to VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (90/100) – Did not appear.

Dang, creeping into overtime, aren’t we? Shruikan, you get your 1 EXP and your choice of…

Devolve and egg Voltaire Magneton!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
Drop Voltaire into your Wheel!
Or Wheel yourself!

Enjoy the party moment!

**Noblejanobii** · 10-23-2021, 02:06 AM

Well with the EXP I've earned, plus one coin, I think I'm going to purchase the Rage Mode superpower!

**Neo Emolga** · 10-23-2021, 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by Noblejanobii

Well with the EXP I've earned, plus one coin, I think I'm going to purchase the Rage Mode superpower!

You got it!

Also, I forgot to mention that if you do level up Rage Mode, the trigger effects from previous levels still remain at those specific loss streaks (I didn't specifically mention that before but now it's in there so people don't think those disappear). So if you level up Rage Mode to Level 2, Level 1's loss streak of 2 effects will still take place. And if you level it up to Level 3, then Level 1's effects still trigger at a loss streak of 2 and Level 2's effects still trigger at a loss streak of 3. Those don't go away from leveling it up. The way it sounded before almost implied you lose those Level 1 and Level 2 benefits. :P

It gets crazy, yes, but it's a great way to GET EVEN!