Time͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚ for some Carols of Chao͎̞̤̤͕͙͒ͭͯ͐̽̂ͯͅs!


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, n̤̩͍̾̂ͤi̠̣ͫ̌̊ͅb͕̞̙̂̑̂b̙͔͎̒́̂li̤̻̲̽̅͛n̟͇̦ͯͪ́ḡͬ͐ ̻̩̣ ̼̔o̺̥͆̇n ̮̗̔ͤn̅ͩe̝̦ͧ̀ṛ͖̉̆v͉es ̱̞͔a̬̠nd͉̼͖́̍ͬ ̠̰v̍͑ei̙̯͐̽ns̩̩̪̊̏̎, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

SCYTHERWOLF as Jirachi an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Gothitelle to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Scytherwolf @Voltaire Magneton

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽g battles, you attack twice͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚ for the first 10 turn͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽s!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚ the Wheel o͎̞̤̤͕͙͒ͭͯ͐̽̂ͯͅption after winn͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽ing and Wheel people, includin͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽g yourself, as much as you like! No Whe͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚elie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚ stages of Pokémo͎̞̤̤͕͙͒ͭͯ͐̽̂ͯͅn to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The D͕ͬĔ͎͕̀V̜̾OUŘ́IN͈̒Ǧ͓ C̰̓OIͭͣ͗N̦̦ O̭͇F ̖͊T̰ͣH̫͕͌ͫE̩̦̿͂ MA͈͕̠C̙͇͆̎̑ͅAḂR̥̖͕ͪ̓̚E ͚͎̼ͬ͂̽UN̤̬̬DE̩̺ͥ̆̏ͅA̠͎̻ͬ̔ͨD̹͎ͣ̚ has declare̻̅͞d VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!


TURN 1
VOLTIARE MAGNETON in͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽itiates the anarchy with Egg Bomb! But that just re͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚sults in a mo͎̞̤̤͕͙͒ͭͯ͐̽̂ͯͅrbidly exploded Exeggcute.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Splash! She goe͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚s wadin͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽g around in the blo͎̞̤̤͕͙͒ͭͯ͐̽̂ͯͅodbath she’s created!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Scary Face! And she terrifies a helpless little Bidoof to be traumatize͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚d for life.

TURN 2
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Ice͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚ Punch! And then͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽ ends up destroying an Eiscue’s head.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Metal Claw! And she go͎̞̤̤͕͙͒ͭͯ͐̽̂ͯͅes on a serial kille͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚r slasher spree!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Tar Shot! She͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚ dumps that terrified Bidoof into a tar pit and shoots a rocket in͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽to it!

TURN 3
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON use͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚s Tormen͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽t! I̼̜̔̃T’̗̤̱S̼̚ ̟̖̍̎SUP͎͎͔̍͌̄ER̜̘-̜̘͓E̹̎FFEC̼͐TͫͦIV͎̙̋ͥE AN̯̝̹D R̚E̩ͦS̋̃ỦL̇T͇̳̩̊͂̾S̤̼̱ ̆I̪N̏̏ͪ ̮̣ͧͯS̹ͫC̯Y̺ͧT̹͎HE̻̱̾ͩR̩̼̀ͨW̪̥ͥͩOLF͔̯ͧ͐̽ͅ L͚͑Ő͕̪̻̿͊S̱̲͑͂IN͛̄G̗͗͌ͅ ̦̱͈͌̅͊H̼̓E͐ͦR ̬M̱͖͆̚I̺̝̤N̺D ̬̪IN̜T͇̰̂̀O̺̣̺ ͭTH̟̲ͪͫE͖̤͓ͣ̇̐ ͇̝S͙͖̬ͦ̃͗CͦREA͈̅MĪ̩̫̇N͇̮̥ͦͯ̆Ĝ͓̹͋ BOWÊ̒͆L̮̫̬ͧ̍͐S̭͙ ̈Ő͇Fͬ̈́ ͑̏ͦD̩̰̹EṘ̺̫̜̒̃A͉̒͗ͅN͎͒Ǵ̺̻̼͐ͯE̼̥D͔̈́ MͦͪͩAD̦N̑ES̥̺̳̓ͦ̈́S̝̀!ͥ̃!!͎͔ͨͮ (3/3)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (69 (NICE!)/100) – Ǹ̩O ̊̔D̘͙̻ͤ͋̋E̺̗͗ͦCK̈ ̯̮̜ͫ̊ͯF̤̣ͥͧOR̗̿ Y̻͉ͬͦÔ̗͉̤͂̔U,͇ͦ S̗̃C͚͑Ṟ̜̳́̑̈́U̅B͒̚!̤̩̍̿

Voltaire͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚, well do͎̞̤̤͕͙͒ͭͯ͐̽̂ͯͅne, I always like witn͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽essing a genuine min͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽d-slaughter! That’s wo͎̞̤̤͕͙͒ͭͯ͐̽̂ͯͅrth 1 EXP!

An͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽d you get to…

  • Dȅͫvolve and e͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚gg-slaughter Scythe͈̙͇͙̣̻͂͑ͨ̊̂̚rwolf!
  • Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
  • Or Wheel yourse͇̩̠͔̭̥͋ͮ͗ͪ͒̑̿ͅlf laughiń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅg in madne͇̩̠͔̭̥͋ͮ͗ͪ͒̑̿ͅss!


What in Grimm’s n͚̰͕͉̫̞͎̥̯͚̝̱ͤ͒͆̾ͥ̏̂̅ͧ͂͗̽ame will you do͎̞̤̤͕͙͒ͭͯ͐̽̂ͯͅ!?