So what in Grimm’s n̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯame do we have hẻ̘͇̳̤̱̠̺̯͇̣̜̯̯ͫ̄͆̄̄̋̓ͣ͗́͋̂re!?


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, c͙̱ͯ͌̈́ͅr̰̰aŝ͖̱̚h̗̦̜ͦ̐̋i̩̘̞͌̌̿n͕̻ͬ͆g̘̞̹ͮ̈́͑ ̝̿t͎ͬw̟̮ͩ̌o ̰̪̺p̺͎l̏͒ͣȃ̦nets̞͐ ͓͉̈ͥͪͅi̎n̑t̰͊o̤̱ e̫̖̦ā͓͙̮̆̎cȟ ̜̑ot̞͖̗͋̍̀hě̗̜̏r͈̒, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

SHRUIKAN as Dragapult an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d NOBLEJANOBII as Mega Mawile to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Shruikan @Noblejanobii

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three moͪ̽̈́͆̋̆ͤͮ̇re stages of Pokémon̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯ to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losin̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯg streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battlẻ̘͇̳̤̱̠̺̯͇̣̜̯̯ͫ̄͆̄̄̋̓ͣ͗́͋̂s and you attack twice for the first 5 turn̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯs. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯ.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time yoͪ̽̈́͆̋̆ͤͮ̇u make an attack that would genẻ̘͇̳̤̱̠̺̯͇̣̜̯̯ͫ̄͆̄̄̋̓ͣ͗́͋̂rate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stoppin̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯg yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Poͪ̽̈́͆̋̆ͤͮ̇kémon to your Lin̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯeups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯ Crystals toͪ̽̈́͆̋̆ͤͮ̇ your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stagẻ̘͇̳̤̱̠̺̯͇̣̜̯̯ͫ̄͆̄̄̋̓ͣ͗́͋̂s at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evoͪ̽̈́͆̋̆ͤͮ̇lution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯ Crystals)!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND

The L̟̗̘O͆̉AT͕̳͙ͨ̀ͪH͖IͥN̙͔̈̂G ̭̈́̄ͅCŎ̙IN̂ OF͎̠̦ͬ́̚ D̺EŚ̯̤̂O͕̦͂ͤL͚̬̓͌A̯̮̖T͛͆̃E D̞̥͙̊̅͂EC̖̺̹A̰̣ͦͮY͌̅ has declare̻̅͞d SHRUIKAN strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!


TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts thẻ̘͇̳̤̱̠̺̯͇̣̜̯̯ͫ̄͆̄̄̋̓ͣ͗́͋̂ anarchy with Clan̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯgorous Soul! But his ignorance drives him in̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯto a vicioͪ̽̈́͆̋̆ͤͮ̇us murder frenzy!
NOBLEJANOBII usẻ̘͇̳̤̱̠̺̯͇̣̜̯̯ͫ̄͆̄̄̋̓ͣ͗́͋̂s Misty Terrain! I̺̙͉̾̎ͪT ͨD̬̭̝͑ͫͣEA̿L̒̐ͦS̤ ̯̯͆̎ĤÔRRIFI͔̒C ̞͓ͩ̇̎ͅSUPER̦̩͍̈̊̚-̬E͚F̺̗FͩECT͕̆I͛ͥ͐VE ̻͐AN̤̥̾͊D C̟͖̥ͮ̎̾Aͨ͂TASͧ̌̍T͔̊ŔOͨ̆P̥̹͖H͎Ì͍̼̲̋͒Cͫ̇̓ NÊͥ͑UR͊ͣAL̻͗ ̼̰ͭͯ͐ͅDAM͛̈́͊AGE̤̯̯ͤͨ̓ ̈́ͥͪT̓̋̈O S͖̞H̬ͩR͉U̮̹I͇̩̩ͫ̎͂K̑ͯ͂A͉̲N, ͬ̑̆C͍̙AU̙͚͒ͥS̮ͨIN̙̖̐ͪG̭͛ ̲̚HIȘ̟͂̽ ̖̖̥̈̎͐B̾͛R͉̩̖̅́́Ả̫I̠̽N͍̹͎ͤ̄̑ TO ͔ͪMͬ̉ELT ̩̣̫OU̜͖͛͗T̊ͨ ̈ͩH̝͛I̻̘̫͛͒͑S̙̠ ͉ͥS͓͖K͔̞͍ͦ̈ͫU̥͇͈LL! (3/3)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (16/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Another oͪ̽̈́͆̋̆ͤͮ̇pening turn̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯ slaughter! Vẻ̘͇̳̤̱̠̺̯͇̣̜̯̯ͫ̄͆̄̄̋̓ͣ͗́͋̂ry nice, very n̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯice! Noble, you get your 1 EXP and yoͪ̽̈́͆̋̆ͤͮ̇ur choice of…

  • Oblitẻ̘͇̳̤̱̠̺̯͇̣̜̯̯ͫ̄͆̄̄̋̓ͣ͗́͋̂rate Shruikan̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯ’s Second Wind!
  • Or devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!


What ẻ̘͇̳̤̱̠̺̯͇̣̜̯̯ͫ̄͆̄̄̋̓ͣ͗́͋̂vil lurks oͪ̽̈́͆̋̆ͤͮ̇n your min̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯd?

Also…

Do you draw for the Deck oͪ̽̈́͆̋̆ͤͮ̇f Many Zin̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯgs… or do you pass it to Shruikan̼͍̩͍͒͊͊ͯ so he can enjoy suffẻ̘͇̳̤̱̠̺̯͇̣̜̯̯ͫ̄͆̄̄̋̓ͣ͗́͋̂ring with it?

Dẻ̘͇̳̤̱̠̺̯͇̣̜̯̯ͫ̄͆̄̄̋̓ͣ͗́͋̂cide!