It’s my last hosting battle! Let’s make it special!


MASTER RNG, prancing around in his pajamas, pulls in…

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Belle Pikachu and ARNISD as Wobbuffet to the arena!
@Voltaire Magneton @arnisd

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON (HP: 3)
SUPERPOWERS:
  • WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
  • COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
    MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
  • RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

ARNISD (HP: 6)
SUPERPOWERS:
  • YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 3!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The DAZZLING COIN OF FANFARE has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

This battle’s boosted types are PSYCHIC and GHOST!


TURN 1
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON kicks off the excitement with Covet! IT DEALS AN IMPRESSIVE STRIKE AGAINST ARNISD! (1/6)
ARNISD uses Magnet Rise! He puts his fridge magnets in an elevator and sends them to the top floor!

TURN 2
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Wide Guard! He hires a fat goalie for his hockey team!
ARNISD uses Ice Beam! He blasts his freezer with a laser gun!

TURN 3
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Thunder Wave! IT RESULTS IN AN IMPRESSIVE STRIKE AGAINST ARNISD! (2/6)
ARNISD uses Smokescreen! But he’s still looking for a spot to plug in his fog machine!

TURN 4
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Spirit Break! But he’s afraid of the you break it you buy it policy!
ARNISD uses Water Pledge! But he’s not sure how to make a promise to a lake!

TURN 5
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Bonemerang! But he’s not sure how to make a boomerang out of calcium!
ARNISD uses Power-Up Punch! But he’s not sure if he should plug in anything to his hand!

TURN 6
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Block! But he still can’t figure out that Rubik Cube!
ARNISD uses Revelation Dance! But he’s not sure if he needs a partner for that!

TURN 7
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Pyro Ball! But he doesn’t want to set his favorite soccer ball on fire!
ARNISD uses Clanging Scales! He finds a really loud way to weigh his produce!

TURN 8
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Miracle Eye! But he’s not sure what he should be looking for.
ARNISD uses Heal Bell! But his just makes a lot of ringing noises!

TURN 9
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Explosion! But he’s saving his fireworks for New Years!
ARNISD uses Quick Guard! He calls his private security on speed-dial!

TURN 10
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Snarl! But it comes out as just a cute little squeak!
ARNISD uses Dark Void! But he vowed never to look at his calculus textbooks ever again!

TURN 11
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Poison Gas! But he decides to stay away from Taco Bell today!
ARNISD uses Taunt! But he wants to stay off the naughty list!

TURN 12
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Close Combat! But he’s adhering to social distancing!
ARNISD uses Horn Leech! But using a tuba as a drinking straw seems impractical!

TURN 13
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Cross Poison! But they don’t seem to have that in stock at his local Walmart!
ARNISD uses Minimize! He shrinks the active window on his desktop computer!

TURN 14
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Metal Sound! He does a solo on his electric guitar!
ARNISD uses Clangorous Soulblaze! But he passed on that elective!

TURN 15
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Spirit Break! But he wouldn’t know what to do with all the pieces!
ARNISD uses Imprison! But he doesn’t have a cage that’s big enough!

TURN 16
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Volt Tackle! IT DEALS AN IMPRESSIVE STRIKE AGAINST ARNISD! (3/6)
ARNISD uses Bullet Seed! But his munitions farm turns into a failure!

TURN 17
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses G-Max Replenish! He refills his water pitcher!
ARNISD uses G-Max Meltdown! But he needs his steel mill safety training first!

TURN 18
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Steamroller! But they’re busy using it to pave the freeway!
ARNISD uses Water Pulse! But his EKG gets no reading on his Poland Spring bottle!

TURN 19
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dig! IT DEALS AN AMAZING STRIKE AGAINST ARNISD! (4/6)
ARNISD uses G-Max Centiferno! But he can’t find the instructions for that on Google!

TURN 20
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Water Spout! He pretends he’s a tea-kettle!
ARNISD uses Helping Hand! But his imaginary friend tells him they’re ok.

[u]TURN 21[/i]
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Pollen Puff! But he has some rough allergies to that.
ARNISD uses Triple Kick! But he broke a slot machine doing that last time!

TURN 22
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Teatime! But he decides to go for coffee instead.
ARNISD uses Sweet Kiss! He rubs sugar all over his mouth!

TURN 23
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Strength Sap! But the stuff he gets from the spruce tree just makes him all sticky!
ARNISD uses Shock Wave! He suddenly gets appalled before waving hello to everyone!

TURN 24
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Punishment! He tries to think of cruel and unusual consequences!
ARNISD uses Punishment! But he can’t come up with any good ones, either!

TURN 25
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Rollout! IT DEALS AN IMPRESSIVE STRIKE AGAINST ARNISD! (5/6)
ARNISD uses Razor Wind! But he thinks there’s better ways to get a shave!

TURN 26
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Stone Edge! But he doesn’t know of any good cliffs in the area.
ARNISD uses Powder Snow! But it’s really just powdery sugar!

TURN 27
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Eerie Spell! But he’d rather keep that Naturom Demonto book tightly shut.
ARNISD uses Soft-Boiled! But he prefers his sunny-side up!

TURN 28
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Heal Pulse! But his first aid kit doesn’t have a heartbeat!
ARNISD uses Feint Attack! But he’s not fooling anyone with that!

TURN 29
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Oceanic Operetta! But he needs to work on that singing voice.
ANRISD uses Night Daze! He spins himself dizzy before going to bed!

TURN 30
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Thousand Waves! But that sounds like a really long surfing session!
ARNISD uses Slam! But he’s afraid of the noise that’s going to make!

TIME!




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (94/100) – Did not appear…

Persistence is the key! Voltaire, you get 1 EXP and your choice of…!

  • Devolve arnisd into Wynaut!
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
  • Put arnisd into your Wheel again!
  • Or turn arnisd into a cosplay Pikachu!


It’s all up to you, now!