ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Trickster Zorua]

We love gettin’ into trouble!

MASTER RNG, disrupting the whole neighborhood, pulls in…

NOBLEJANOBII as Spritzee and SHRUIKAN as Dragapult to the arena!
@Noblejanobii @Shruikan

NOBLEJANOBII (HP: 6)
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED

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SHRUIKAN (HP: 3)
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED MIGHTY SHIELD SECOND WIND

The RECKLESS COIN OF HAZARDS AND ADVENTURE says NOBLEJANOBII busts in first!

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TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII busts in swingin’ with Triple Axel! Actually nah, she doesn’t have a clue about that one!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Psycho Boost! But she’s got no idea how that even works!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Safeguard! He’s got no clue but MEW SWOOPS IN FOR A CRAZY CRUSHING ATTACK ON NOBLEJANOBII! (1/6)
SHRUIKAN uses Power Trip! And then geez, I guess he just forgot!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Camouflage! But she really can’t even fake this one!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Astonish! But she’s shocked to discover she can’t use it!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Bullet Punch! But they’re both looking at each other like a Deerlings in the headlights!
SHRUIKAN uses Tearful Look! But he just looks like a phony when faking it!

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Smog! But it’s just making her head hurt!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Flail! IT HAS NO EFFECT ON SHRUIKAN…
SMART COOKIE LEVEL 2 (66%) CHECK: 33/100 – BUT THEN SHE REALIZES WHOA, THAT’S A DUMB IDEA AND PULLS THE PLUG ON THAT!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Volt Tackle! Actually, nah, no one sees that happening!
SHRUIKAN uses Burn Up! But his brain just goes “doink” when he tries to think about it!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses V-create! What a wild imagination on that gal!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sing! But she’s still figuring out how to go about doing that!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Shock Wave! Shruikan hasn’t got a ghost of a clue but MEW DIVES IN FOR A SHOCKING SLAM-STRIKE ON NOBLEJANOBII! (2/6)
SHRUIKAN uses Screech! But he’s still sifting through the Google search results!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses V-create! Ah ha, yeah, no can do, gal.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Scald! But she’s wondering how exactly that goes again!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Sheer Cold! Actually no, they sleep on that one instead.
SHRUIKAN uses Mystical Fire! But his mind just draws a blank in a really cute and funny way!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Rain Dance! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE LEVEL 2 (66%) CHECK: 18/100 – BUT THEN POOF, SUDDENLY SHE REALIZES HOW BAD OF AN IDEA THAT IS AND PULLS BACK!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Grassy Terrain! Yeah, wouldn’t that be nice! But it’s a no!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Fusion Flare! But that’s kind of a laughing gag among the both of them.
SHRUIKAN uses Pika Papow! Ha ha, yeah, imaging him using that.

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Dragon Claw! Oh, wouldn’t that be something!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Glitzy Glow! And then reality checked in for a visit!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Powder! And everyone thinks they’ve gone senile.
SHRUIKAN uses Rock Smash! And that’s just a big goof up that goes on his record!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mist Ball! And then she comes out with a big helping of no.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hex! And what a could of, should of, would of that turned out to be!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Smog! But we’re all just laughing here instead!
SHRUIKAN uses Refresh! And we’ve got a big no here in aisle 5!

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Clangorous Soul! But even she doesn’t see that happening!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Meteor Assault! But nah, she only wishes she could!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Prismatic Laser! But then he realizes something is missing!
SHRUIKAN uses Dragon Rage! And you’d think he’d learn by now!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Forest's Curse! But she didn’t even realize that’s a thing until now!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Punishment! But she wakes up from a very curious dream!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Sing! Whoops, check that again, people!
SHRUIKAN uses Defense Curl! But he even forgot how to do that!

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Draco Meteor! But really, we’d know she was cheating then!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Smelling Salts! And a big no sends a greeting to them both!

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sizzly Slide! But oh no! She hasn’t got a clue!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Attract! BOTH SHRUIKAN AND MEW SWOOP IN FOR A CRAZY DOUBLE-STRIKE ON NOBLEJANOBII! (4/6)

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hold Hands! But her brain just does a funky flip on that.
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Let's Snuggle Forever! Nah, they hate that idea, actually!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Avalanche! But that totally didn’t happen here, folks!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Stomping Tantrum! Shruikan doesn’t have a clue but MEW SWOOPS IN FOR A CRAZY IMPRESSIVE STRIKE ON NOBLEJANOBII! (5/6)

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII uses Jungle Healing! And she slips just a bit more into complete craziness!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Max Strike! BOTH SHRUIKAN AND MEW SWOOP IN FOR A FINAL KNOCK-OUT BLOW ON NOBLEJANOBII! (7/6)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (96/100) – NOT THIS TIME, BUDDY!

TOTAL CARNAGE! Nice hot job, you get 1 EXP and your choice of…!

• Devolve and egg Noble! (Free!)
• Vandalize Noble! (For 1 Coin!)

Be nefarious!