Time to make a hot mess outta someone!


MASTER RNG, probably getting arrested again, pulls in…

CHAKRAMASTER as Pichu and SCYTHERWOLF as Magby to the arena!
@Chakramaster @Scytherwolf

CHAKRAMASTER (HP: 4)
SUPERPOWERS:
  • SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
  • YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
  • DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The drop rate of the Deck of Many Zings is increased by 25% for you!
  • MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 or 2 Coin value)!
  • COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: BABYMAKER BATTLE (AS PICHU): DUELING SCYTHERWOLF SEASON 23

VS

SCYTHERWOLF (HP: 4)
  • FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
  • COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
  • YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!

ACTIVE BUFFS: BABYMAKER BATTLE: DUELING CHAKRAMASTER SEASON 23

The ROGUISH COIN OF PILFERING says SCYTHERWOLF busts in first!


TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fake Out! But she was wondering about that one, too!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Magnitude! And then that amnesia suddenly kicks in!
CHAKRAMASTER busts in swingin’ with Coil! But he’s without a clue on that one!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Karate Chop! IT RESULTS IN A KICKASS BLOW TO CHAKRAMASTER! (1/4)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Zap Cannon! Except that ends up being a total bluff!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Struggle Bug! But he forgot everything about it!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Baton Pass! But there’s only just a lot of wishful thinking there!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sonic Boom! But nah, she’s just trying to fool you!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Whirlpool! But he can’t even fake it!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Leech Seed! Nope, ain’t happening!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Blaze Kick! But she really wishes she did!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Icy Wind! Ha ha, yeah, wouldn’t that be funny!?

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses V-create! Ha ha, yeah, in your dreams, maybe!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Magnitude! Yeah, last time I checked, that was a big no.
CHAKRAMASTER uses No Retreat! Actually, he was just kidding!

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Revenge! But she doesn’t even know the meaning of that!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sunny Day! IT ENDS UP WITH A SIZZLING STRIKE ON CHAKRAMASTER! (2/4)
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Resonance! He actually used Confusion on himself instead!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunder Cage! And then reality called up and said no.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rototiller! And then she looks it up in the dictionary!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Floral Healing! It’s a cute idea, but nah, not today!

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Tailwind! But that’s just messin’ around!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Low Sweep! And then her brain reminded her she has no clue about that.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Light Screen! IT RESULTS IN A WICKED BLOW AGAINST SCYTHERWOLF! (1/4)

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Land's Wrath! Turns out she only had a dream about it!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Electric Terrain! Better try that one again!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Iron Tail! [b][color=red]IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.
SMART COOKIE LEVEL 2 CHECK (66%) – 4/100 BUT HE REALIZES THAT’S A BIG DUMB IDEA AND QUITS EARLY!

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF uses Night Shade! Ha ha, yeah, that’s very funny!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Iron Defense. He can’t even remember the last time he did that!

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psycho Cut! She was wondering about that the other day!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shadow Sneak! Except he’s bright yellow, how’s that supposed to even work?

[u]TURN 12[/url]
SCYTHERWOLF uses Constrict! Well, what’s not going to happen!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dive! But there’s just wishful thinking there.

TURN 13
SCYTHERWOLF uses Prismatic Laser! But she’s not supposed to pretend like it’s a magic spell!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Triple Axel! Well, there’s a big nothing on that one!

TURN 14
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mimic! Yeah, like heck she knows that one!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Struggle Bug! But that didn’t work the last time he tried it either!

TURN 15
SCYTHERWOLF uses Frost Breath! Ha ha, yeah, that’s very funny!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Cotton Spore! Well, that just went splat!

TURN 16
SCYTHERWOLF uses X-Scissor! But she’s got no clue about any of that!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mystical Fire! But it involves a big game of make-believe!

TURN 17
SCYTHERWOLF uses Extreme Speed! Yeah, right. I don’t think so.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Odor Sleuth! But then a big nothing happened instead!

TURN 18
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sizzly Slide! But she sure wishes she did!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Ally Switch! Big dreamin’ there!

TURN 19
SCYTHERWOLF uses Storm Throw! She sure would have liked to!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Roost! Nuh uh, not today!

TURN 20
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hyperspace Fury! Yeah, that’s another big one she doesn’t know!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Malicious Moonsault! But he can’t even imagine it!

TURN 21
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fly! Yeah, maybe in a dream once!
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Drum Solo! But actually he has no idea what that entails!

TURN 22
SCYTHERWOLF uses Clangorous Soulblaze! Yeah, maybe in another lifetime!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dragon Ascent! Yeah, he’s still wondering about that one.

TURN 23
SCYTHERWOLF uses Decorate! But her brain just goes “pffftttttt!”
CHAKRAMASTER uses Thousand Waves! But guess what?

TURN 24
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bolt Beak! Boy, wouldn’t that look funny if she could?
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rock Throw! And where did he get that idea!?

TURN 25
SCYTHERWOLF uses Skitter Smack! Sorry, not sorry on that!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Feint! But he just looks clueless on that again!

TURN 26
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spirit Break! Sorry, try again!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Scratch! Yeah, maybe on a lottery ticket!

TURN 27
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bouncy Bubble! But she only imagined the whole thing!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Wild Charge! IT’S A BRUTAL PUMMELING ON SCYTHERWOLF! (2/4)

TURN 28
SCYTHERWOLF uses Scald! Big dreams again!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Double Kick! But he just goes and goofs it up again!

TURN 29
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Cuddle! But yeah, she doesn’t look like some oversized Eevee.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dragon Claw! And he’s playing pretend again.

TURN 30
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hail! But no, no, no!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Max Steelspike! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE LEVEL 2 (66%) CHECK: 11/100 – BUT THEN HE REALIZES THAT’S A BIG DUMB IDEA!

SCYTHERWOLF: 2/4 – 2 HP Remaining
CHAKRAMASTER: 2/4 – 2 HP Remaining

OVERTIME!

TURN 31
SCYTHERWOLF uses Decorate! Yeah, she DID try that again already!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Flatter! Yeah, better think that one over again, pal!

TURN 31
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thousand Waves! But she sure wishes she could!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mach Punch! More wishful thinking!

TURN 32
SCYTHERWOLF uses Corkscrew Crash! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, CAUSING HER TO GO TOTALLY SPLAT IN OVERTIME!




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (39/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

DANG, took you long enough! Take your 1 EXP and one of these!

  • Devolve and totally egg Scytherwolf! (free)
  • Vandalize Scytherwolf for 1 Coin!
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
  • Burn up an Evolution Crystal to become Delphox!
  • Use your Cheaty Wheelie or Someone Else’s Wheelie to Wheel yourself or Scytherwolf!
  • Or leave Scytherwolf as Magby with a Daycare theme!


Let’s see what the deck gives you, eh?



#22 The Dunce!
THE DUNCE! - Everyone gets 2 EXP except for one random person. They get googly eyes on their set instead!

Doesn’t matter who draws from that! But I’d love to see who ends up being THE DUNCE, ha!