Tap, rack, bang!


MASTER RNG, reading the Anarchist’s Cookbook, pulls in…

COLOR3D as Pikachu and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Shellos to the arena!
@C0L0R3D @Voltaire Magneton

COLOR3D (HP: 3)
SUPERPOWERS:
  • WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 2] – In addition to always having the Wheel option, you can choose to Wheel yourself as well as your opponent as your Victory Decision!
  • COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] - Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
  • FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
  • SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!

ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED, MYSTERIOUS HALO (HAWLUCHA) PRIMED

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON (HP: 3)
SUPERPOWERS:
  • WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
  • COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
  • MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
  • RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.

ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED

The BRUTE COIN OF CHAINS AND BARBED WIRE says VOLTAIRE MAGNETON busts in first!


TURN 1
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON busts in swingin’ with Leaf Tornado! But he ain’t got a clue on that one!
COLOR3D and her buddy Hawlucha use Metal Claw! But they both look like a Deerling in the headlights!
COLOR3D uses Crabhammer! Ha ha, yeah right. Fat chance!

TURN 2
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Zen Headbutt! And now he’s not thinking with his head!
COLOR3D and her buddy Hawlucha use Misty Terrain! But they both ain’t got a clue!
COLOR3D uses Dizzy Punch! But she’s totally drawing a blank on that one!

TURN 3
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Baddy Bad! But he ain’t got nuthin’ on that one!
COLOR3D and her buddy Hawlucha uses Bubble! But their brains go splat on that one!
COLOR3D uses Supersonic Skystrike! Ha ha, yeah, what a wish!

TURN 4
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sky Drop! Yeah, he doesn’t even know what that looks like!
COLOR3D and her buddy Hawlucha use Baddy Bad! Yeah, fat chance!
COLOR3D uses Poison Jab! And she must have forgotten something!

TURN 5
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Max Strike! IT DEALS A GRIZZLY BLOW TO COLOR3D! (1/3)
COLOR3D and her buddy Hawlucha use Floaty Fall! IT DEALS A BRUTAL BLOW TO VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3) although Hawlucha has no idea what just happened.
COLOR3D uses Accelerock! Yeah, what an imagination!

TURN 6
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Soul-Stealing 7-Star Strike! And his brain must be really messed up!
COLOR3D and her buddy Hawlucha use Double Slap! IT DEALS A SAVAGE BLOW TO VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (2/3) while Hawlucha sits there wondering!
COLOR3D uses Fly! IT DEALS A BRUTAL KNOCK-OUT BLOW TO VOLTIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (17/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Rockin’! COLOR3D, you get 1 EXP and your choice on one of these!

  • Devolve and egg Voltaire! (free)
  • Vandalize Voltaire! (1 coin)
  • Burn an Evolution Crystal to evolve into Raichu!
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
  • Or Wheel Voltaire or yourself!!


And what do we get when we cheat the deck?



#5 I Dream of Eevee!
I DREAM OF EEVEE! - Your funky Eevee dream causes one random player to get a random Eeveelution Lineup. I wonder if it’ll be you!

Well, doesn’t matter who draws this one! But maybe you’ll get lucky, heh.