Prepare to crash and burn, it’s my final hosting battle!


MASTER RNG, raging against machines, pulls in…

NOBLEJANOBII as CROWNED SWORD ZACIAN and ARNISD as Galarian Mr. Mime to the arena!
@Noblejanobii @arnisd

NOBLEJANOBII (HP: 5)
SUPERPOWERS:
  • COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
  • RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
  • SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
  • YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
  • FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
  • MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] - Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!

ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED

VS

ARNISD (HP: 6)
SUPERPOWERS:
  • YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 3!
  • COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] - Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
  • FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
  • SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
  • MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!

ACTIVE BUFFS: GOD MODE: YES, I LIFT BRO, FRENZY, WHEEL MASTER LEVEL 3 CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED

The METAL COIN OF BROKEN GLASS AND ANARCHY says ARNISD busts in first!


TURN 1
ARNISD busts in swinin’ with Take Down! But his brain goes flat before he realizes it!
ARNISD uses Attract! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT ARNISD’S CHEATY COOKIE SAYS “SUCK IT” TO THE RULES AND IT DEALS BRUTAL DAMAGE ON NOBLEJANOBII! (1/5)
ARNISD uses Max Flare! But his memories are all fried!
NOBLEJANOBII and her buddy Mew use Dragon Energy! But they’ve gone all clueless with that!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Teleport! And it turns out she was just dreaming it!

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Spiky Shield! Ha ha, just kidding, he doesn’t know that one.
ARNISD uses Harden! Yeah, he didn’t bother taking that 101 course.
ARNISD uses Incinerate! Yeah, he’s still trying to figure that one out like the rest of us.
NOBLEJANOBII and her buddy Mew use Heal Pulse! But they’re totally without a direction on that one!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Tri Attack! Yeah, and then she thought again!

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Icy Wind! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT ARNISD’S CHEATY COOKIE SHOVES ASIDE THE RULES TO DEAL GRIZZLY DAMAGE TO NOBLEJANOBII! (2/5)
ARNISD uses Soak! But he’s flat-out clueless on that one.
ARNISD uses Glaciate! And his brain goes splat before he gets the chance!
NOBLEJANOBII and her buddy Mew use Powder Snow! But their brain cells aren’t getting it together!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Octazooka! Yeah, what was she thinking!?

TURN 4
ARNISD uses Disable! Apparently it worked on himself!
ARNISD uses Shock Wave! IT DEALS SAVAGE DAMAGE TO NOBLEJANOBII! (3/5)
ARNISD uses Icicle Spear! IT DEALS FIERCE DAMAGE TO NOBLEJANOBII! (4/5)
NOBLEJANOBII and her buddy Mew use Moonblast! Mew has no clue what’s going on but NOBLEJANOBII UNLEASHES A CRUSHING BLOW ON ARNISD! (1/6)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Nightmare! But she’s still wondering about that one, herself!

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Celebrate! But he has no idea how to do that right.
ARNISD uses Night Daze! But he gets totally nowhere with that!
ARNISD uses Dark Void! But that’s way out of his league!
NOBLEJANOBII and her buddy Mew use Guard Split! But they’ve got no idea!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Freezing Glare! But she can only wish!

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Hyper Voice! But that’s something he can’t even thinking about!
ARNISD uses Mega Punch! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT HIS CHEATY COOKIE BUSTS THE RULES AND IT DEALS A BRUTAL KNOCK-OUT BLOW ON NOBLEJANOBII! (5/5)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (60/100) – YEAH, NO DICE, PAL!

WRECKED! Arnisd, you get 1 EXP and your choice of!

  • Break Noble's Second Wind!
  • Burn an Evolution Crystal to evolve into Mr. Rime!
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
  • Or use your Level 3 Wheel Master to Wheel yourself (optional) and some other innocent bystander out there! XD