You won’t get a second chance at this!


MASTER RNG, ordering his contingent to man their battle stations, pulls in…

NEO EMOLGA as Mew, SCYTHERWOLF as Scorupi and SHRUIKAN as Dreepy to the arena!
@Neo Emolga @Scytherwolf @Shruikan

NEO EMOLGA (HP: 12)
SUPERPOWERS:
  • SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
  • YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
  • FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
  • MACGYVER [LEVEL 3] – Your Inventory Space increases from 4 slots to 5 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 75% chance it won’t be used up. Every Season, you will receive a random Item (any value)!
  • COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED, BRASS BALLS PRIMED DYNAMAXED (BASE HP TRIPLED (+6), DOUBLE DAMAGE): VS SCYTHERWOLF AND SHRUIKAN SEASON 27

VS.

SCYTHERWOLF (HP: 4)
  • FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
  • COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
  • YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!

ACTIVE BUFFS: WISHER PIECE BATTLE: VS NEO EMOLGA SEASON 27

SHRUIKAN (HP: 6)
SUPERPOWERS:
  • COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
  • SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
  • EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
  • MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (2 Coin value)!
  • FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
  • YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD SECOND WIND [b]CHEATY COOKIE, BRASS BALLS PRIMED WISHER PIECE BATTLE: VS NEO EMOLGA SEASON 27

The COMBATIVE COIN OF TRENCH WARFARE commands that SCYTHERWOLF AND SHRUIKAN initiate the engagement!


TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF strikes first with Sand Tomb! But she’s unable to get a lock on the enemy position!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Copycat! But it’s incompatible with the mission protocol!
SHRUIKAN uses Metal Burst! But he can’t get within range!
SHRUIKAN uses Rolling Kick! But that’s a negative, over!
NEO EMOLGA uses Sky Attack! IT RESULTS IN A SUPER-EFFECTIVE CRITICAL CONFIRMED KILL ON SCYTHERWOLF! (6/4)
NEO EMOLGA uses Jump Kick! But he’s suppressed by enemy reprisal fire!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Seismic Toss! But he’s unable to maintain visual on the target!
SHRUIKAN uses Corrosive Gas! But his chemical weapons munitions have been depleted!
NEO EMOLGA uses Drill Peck! But he doesn’t have the appropriate armaments for that assault!
NEO EMOLGA uses Oceanic Operetta! But that was a tactical error!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Constrict! But he’s unable to flank the enemy defense lines!
SHRUIKAN uses Solar Blade! But he’s forced to withdraw due to enemy suppressing fire!
NEO EMOLGA uses Snap Trap! But he’s unable to deploy it before his position is compromised!
NEO EMOLGA uses Aqua Tail! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT NEO EMOLGA’S ARMOR-PIERCING CHEATY COOKIE BYPASSES THE ENEMY’S DEFENSES TO RESULT IN A CONFIRMED HIT ON SHRUIKAN! (2/6)

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Coaching! But he’s unable to maintain radio communications!
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Foam Burst! But he cannot contact command for a reinforcements request!
NEO EMOLGA uses Baddy Bad! But he’s unable to deploy that combat strategy!
NEO EMOLGA uses Fire Fang! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT NEO EMOLGA’S ARMOR-PIERCING CHEATY COOKIE BYPASSES THE ENEMY’S DEFENSES TO RESULT IN A CONFIRMED HIT ON SHRUIKAN! (4/6)

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Snap Trap! But he’s unable to deploy it before his position is compromised!
SHRUIKAN uses Coaching! But he cannot get radio communications to come back online!
NEO EMOLGA uses Charge! But he’s unable to repair his compromised electronics!
NEO EMOLGA uses Defog! IT RESULTS IN A CONFIRMED KILL ON SHRUIKAN! (6/6)





DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (27/100) – WE HAVE A CONFIRMED SUPPLY DROP HERE!

Targets neutralized! Neo, take your 1 EXP and make your command decision!

*COLLATERAL DAMAGE ACTIVE*
  • Devolve and egg Scytherwolf!
  • Break Shruikan’s Second Wind!
  • Deploy your Wheelie on Scytherwolf!
  • Or Submit Scytherwolf to the Electric Rodent Regime Transfer Program!


And…

Do you draw from the Deck of Many Zings or do you deploy it on Scytherwolf or Shruikan?

Your move, over!