ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[C0L0R3D]

Dangit, plucked up against a fellow Shielder. Anyhow, I’ll be thanking Sandstorm for existing and being rolled while I devolve Volitaire to a Wooper. Totally would have wheeled you if I could have, just saying.

[Neo Emolga]

Dangit, plucked up against a fellow Shielder. Anyhow, I’ll be thanking Sandstorm for existing and being rolled while I devolve Volitaire to a Wooper. Totally would have wheeled you if I could have, just saying.

You got it, Wooper is a go!

Maybe next time you'll get to Wheel him!

[Neo Emolga]

Shake it!

MASTER RNG, leading the charge against zombie clowns, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Minccino and NEO EMOLGA as Lugia to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The FLOPPY COIN OF DAZZLING HAPPY PANCAKES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

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TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF starts things up with Searing Shot! But she doesn’t want to bake her M16 before firing it!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Play Nice! But she’d rather be naughty!
NEO EMOLGA uses Light Screen! It results in the 1st strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heat Crash! She pushes her radiator to go flying into a wall!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bounce! She sends a rubber ball flying into space!
NEO EMOLGA uses Leech Seed! But they didn’t have any in the Home Depot gardening section!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Whip! She lashes out with her extension cord!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunder Cage! But she can’t find an outlet to plug it into!
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Steelspike! It results in the 2nd strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Endure! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Guillotine! But she realizes the French Revolution ended a while ago!
NEO EMOLGA uses Flail! But he just shakes his booty about.

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rapid Spin! She whirls herself silly on a merry-go-round!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Solar Blade! But she doesn’t want to go up to the sun to get it!
NEO EMOLGA uses Dual Wingbeat! It results in the 3rd strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (83/100) – Did not appear.

Yeah, Lugia has a heck of a movepool. :P

Well, I’ve already Wheeled you and I’m definitely not devolving and egging myself, so it’ll have to be a devolve and egg on you. But hey, you’ll come back as Centiskorch next season!

[Voltaire Magneton]

Dangit, plucked up against a fellow Shielder. Anyhow, I’ll be thanking Sandstorm for existing and being rolled while I devolve Volitaire to a Wooper. Totally would have wheeled you if I could have, just saying.

While I love Wheeling, I have to take the defensive, plus Wooper's a cutie, so thanks! ;)

[Shruikan]

*Looks at who's already fought this round* Y'know, I think I'm going to spend one of my coins and buy and active Brass Balls before this next fight.

[Neo Emolga]

*Looks at who's already fought this round* Y'know, I think I'm going to spend one of my coins and buy and active Brass Balls before this next fight.

You got it, Brass Balls are yours and now set to go!

[Neo Emolga]

Feel that funky fresh!

MASTER RNG, attacking house flies with orange juice, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Mightyena and CHAKRAMASTER as Sylveon to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Chakramaster

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED

VS

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The DRACONIC COIN OF SEWER MONKEYS AND TOP HATS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

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TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Acid Spray! But he accidentally packed Fabreeze instead!
SHRUIKAN uses Crunch! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against him! (1/4)

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mud-Slap! It results in the 2nd damage strike against SHRUIKAN! (2/4)
SHRUIKAN uses Hail! But he only ends up exploding a snow-cone machine in the process!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Slash! But that ended up with all of the tires on his car deflated!
SHRUIKAN uses Hyper Fang! But giving caffeine to Dracula seems like a bad idea.

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Double Kick! It’s SUPER EFFECTIVE, but BRASS BALLS reduces it to the 3rd normal damage strike on SHRUIKAN! (3/4)
SHRUIKAN uses Leer! It results in the 1st strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (1/3)

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Doom Desire! But then he remembers Raiders of the Lost Ark and Last Crusade were better.
SHRUIKAN uses Shadow Force! But the shadows are feeling lazy and unmotivated to do anything.

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dark Pulse! He turns off the lights but there’s still no EKG reading!
SHRUIKAN uses Sparkly Swirl! But stirring glitter into his ice cream ends up being a bad idea.

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Gold Rush! But he finds himself lost and confused in California.
SHRUIKAN uses Poison Powder! But his anthrax ended up being powdered sugar!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Fling! But he’s not ready for a deep kind of relationship!
SHRUIKAN uses Focus Blast! But he gets distracted by a funny YouTube video!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Magnet Rise! He dumps his fridge magnets in an elevator and sends it to the top floor!
SHRUIKAN uses Smack Down! But he’s feeling unsure about joining the WWF.

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shadow Sneak! But he’s playing a mage class!
SHRUIKAN uses Spore! But he refuses to play EA games.

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER uses Feint Attack! But his memory is playing tricks on him!
SHRUIKAN uses Spite! It results in the 2nd strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (2/3)

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Heal Bell! It results in the 4th and final strike on SHRUIKAN! (4/4)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (92/100) – Did not appear.

DANG, that was close and the Brass Balls almost made the difference!

Chakra, you get your 1 EXP and your delightful selection of…

• Devolve Shruikan to Poochyena!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Drop Shruikan into your Wheel!
• Or Wheel yourself silly!

How will you play out the party!?

[Chakramaster]

Man that was a really close match.

Guess it's time to drop Shruikan into my wheel.

SPIN. THAT. WHEEL!!!!

[Neo Emolga]

Man that was a really close match.

Guess it's time to drop Shruikan into my wheel.

SPIN. THAT. WHEEL!!!!

Wheel is love, wheel is life. <3



CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Slaking
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Slurpuff
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Braxien
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Pichu
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Minccino
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Pachirisu

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fallout
Theme #2: Random Place on Earth
Theme #3: Buddies with Ryan Reynold
Theme #4: Pikachu. Pikachu everywhere
Theme #5: Winter means fun in the SNOW

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I like eggs
Usertitle #2: I'm winning!!!!1!1!!
Usertitle #3: Good times on PXR
Usertitle #4: This isn't even my final form!
Usertitle #5: Pikachu fan!

The RNG! It knows! IT KNOWS!!!

[Neo Emolga]

Season 5 is pleased to meet you!

SEASON 5

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS LUGIA
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS SYLVEON
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS SHINX
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS CENTISKORCH
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SLICKSLACK: AS PALPITOAD
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS WOOPER
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS TYRANITAR
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS BRAXIEN
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!