The Squawkers RPG
The Stalkers RPG Parody


[SQUAWKERS] Noble Quests!

Current ideal quantity:

3 Initial on Civilian/Suspect List (Single Completion)
3 Hidden, Single Completion
2 Repeatable, Hidden

INITIAL QUESTS

|1| #47 Slinky the Luxray [D] Male
Spoiler:
Quest Appearance:
From the beginning

Synopsis:
Slinky thinks he might be onto a solution to reverse Squawker transformation. He's read Parry Hotter at least fifty times and he thinks he's learned enough magic to be able to do it. Problem is he's too afraid to go out for supplies and he needs the Peeps to find them for him. He also knows the exact supplies from Parry Hotter don't actually exist, but he thinks a fish bowl, his own magical hat, and Pokémon Trading Card Game cards should suffice.

Locations Involved:

FOR THE FISH BOWL:

(24c) The Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel - Staryubucks Covfefe
|1| [Room 800 Key]

(24b) The Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel - Floors 6-10
[indent]|1| {Hotel Room 800: 800 Key of Course!}
[Fish Bowl]
$300 Snax$

FOR THE "MAGICAL" HAT:

(27c) SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS - EEEEEVEN MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!
|1| #[Magical Star Trunk Key] Extra Shiny Sparkles! - PSYCHIC (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

(27a) SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS - RAINBOW SLIDES!!!
|1| {Locked Magician Trunk: Magical Star Emblem}
|1| ["Magical" Hat]
~[Magical Buneary Powder (Changes you into Buneary)]~

FOR THE BIG OL' WAD OF POKÉMON TCG CARDS:

(43b) The Silver Orange Hotel Floors 6-10
|1| [Big Ol' Wad of Pokémon TCG Cards]

Solution:

Once the three items have been turned in, they get the $2000$ Snax from Slinky, who can't wait to get started!

Participants involved:
Slinky

Rewards:
$2000 Snax$

HAPPY ENDING: The Peeps get everything Slinky needs for his "spell."
Slinky, overjoyed about finally getting to try his magic trick, was disappointed to find out it didn't work the same way it does in Parry Hotter. He did, however, make use of the supplies and now keeps Pokémon TCG cards floating in a fish bowl of water while wearing his favorite magic hat. This later went viral and now Slinky is a millionaire!

IFFY ENDING: Slinky survives but his Noble Quest is never completed.
Slinky, unable to get the supplies he needed for his spell, eventually became wiser and decided to study civil engineering. He became slightly less fun this way, but he now has a stable career and finally got to try his favorite sport, Ice Rugby, for the first time! Yes, that's why his teeth look a little funny today.

BAD ENDING 1: Slinky is transformed by the Squawkers
Well, uh... unfortunately for Slinky, despite his best efforts in trying to create a spell to reverse the transformations of the Squawkers themselves, ended up getting transformed himself. At least his neighbors think this is a good thing...


|2| #52 Snookie the Skuntank [D] Female
Spoiler:
Quest Appearance:
From the beginning

Synopsis:
Snookie is concerned that when rescue workers finally arrive, they're going to deny Snookie being able to come with them because she's a stinky Skuntank, so she's convinced she needs to dye her fur black and yellow so she looks like an Umbreon. She has the yellow paint but she ran out of black because she used it to vandalize Mooker's car. She also needs shrink wrap to contain the stinky stink.

She knows Utz has the black paint she needs, but she's been a royal biznatch about sharing it. She would love it if the Peeps could get back at her as well and promises to pay more if they do.

Locations Involved:

FOR THE BLACKER THAN DEATH PAINT:

35 Utz the Ledian: $200 Snax$ or <Browser History Hacking>
|2| [Blacker Than Death Paint]

(53) There is No Pink Flamingo Pokémon Hotel Exterior
|2| [Pretzel Key]

(53b) There is No Pink Flamingo Pokémon Hotel Floors 5-8
|2| {The Pretzel Hotel Room: Pretzel Emblem}
|2| [Shrinky Dink Shrink Wrap!]
$200 Snax$

Solution:

Once the two items have been turned in, they get $1750 Snax$ or $2100 Snax$ if they used <Browser History Hacking> on Utz.

Participants involved:
Snooki, Utz

Rewards:
$1750 Snax$ + $350$ more if they used Browser History Hacking on Utz.

HAPPY ENDING: The Peeps get everything Snooki needs.
Snooki, having disguised herself as a fluffy Umbreon, was able to escape Booplesnoot when the rescue workers arrived on their great helicopters in the sky! Today, she works the Drive-Thru line at Burger Thing and she couldn't be happier. She'll even give you extra fries!

IFFY ENDING: Snookie survives but her Noble Quest is never completed.
Snooki, unable to hide her Skuntankiness from her rescuers, still managed to escape despite her fears. Hey, they didn't discriminate after all! Or maybe they actually like skunky smell. Mmm... fresh skunky smell!

BAD ENDING 1: Snookie is transformed by the Squawkers.
Yeah... about Snookie? She didn't escape Booplesnoot. But remember, kids, sometimes the journey is more important than the destination! Actually no, that doesn't make sense in this case.


|3| #15 Bagz the Skiddo [D] Male
Spoiler:
Quest Appearance:
From the beginning

Synopsis:
Bagz is a complete idiot, but he has a pretty good item for the Peeps if they decide to go through with completing this pure nonsense. The extra Snax always helps as well.

Bagz needs a bunch of random items that make no sense, but he's convinced it will help him plead a mercy case if the Squawkers find him. There's five items to collect, a few of which are in not-so-safe areas either!

Locations Involved:

FOR THE RANDOM EMOJI MAGNETS:

(1) The Booplesnoot Times Newspaper Headquarters Exterior and Main Building
|3| {Office Supply Closet: +Fire Type+}
#[Random Emoji Magnets] Dinky Silly Shininess! - STEEL (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)

FOR THE FERZEN PAPER WEIGHT
They'll find this for sale at the MallShark Gift Store.

(37b) Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall - Dootlocker, Mallshark Gift Store, Insanity Glee and Candy
|3| $[Ferzen Paper Weight] 275 Snax$

FOR THE LOWLY PINK BUNEARY PLUSHIE

(55a) The Astroplexygon Mall Supercenter - Booplesnoot Tasty Meow Wok
|3| {Elevated Tunnel Duct: ^Medium Pokémon^}
|3| #[Lowly Buneary Plushie] AWW BUT IT'S STILL SO CUTE - NORMAL (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
$350 Snax$

FOR THE PINKY DINKY BOX

(59) Puffz the Magic Dragonite Family Restaurant and Fun Center - The Restaurant
|3| #[Pinky Dinky Box] Cutesy Glitter EVERYWHERE - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

FOR THE MY LITTLE PONYTA FRIENDSHIP IS TRAGIC ACTION FIGURES:

(45b) Funny Unrelated Electronic Sound Hotel Floors 6-10
|3| #{Special Sugar Toxic Box: <Death Metal>} Sticky Sparkle Sugar - NORMAL (+1 Belly, +2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
|3| #[My Little Ponyta Friendship is Tragic Action Figures] Extra Glittery Nonsense (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
$350 Snax$

Solution:

Once they have everything, they just need to turn it into Bagz.

Participants involved:
Bagz

Rewards:
$1500 Snax$
%Ring of Denial (Reduces Overwhelming Cuteness damage by 3 for each instance of affliction)%

HAPPY ENDING: The Peeps get everything Bagz wants and he survives.
Bagz, having his collection of random stuff, is convinced the heroic efforts of the Peeps are the reasons he's still alive today and not a brownie. This is probably not the reason, but hey, who's complaining!?

IFFY ENDING: Bagz survives but his Noble Quest is never completed.
Bagz was depressed no one cared to complete his request, but he survived anyway and lived on to purchase a box of cookies that had the winning prize of a free trip to JubilationLand where he got to ride on the Dream Screamer rollercoaster and barf over everyone in front of him, which then proceeded to land on everyone in back of him as well. This wouldn't have happened if you had completed his Noble Quest!

BAD ENDING 1: Bagz is transformed by the Squawkers.
It looks like trying to acquire a bunch of random things isn't exactly the protection Bagz needed. Worth noting for the future, at least!


Super Secret Hidey Hole Squawkers RPG General Chat Thread for Peeps!

HIDDEN QUESTS

|4| Knacks the Goodra [D] Male
Spoiler:
Quest Appearance:
Hidden at 7 Pinz and Spinz Bowling Alley

To reach Knacks the Goodra, the Peeps will have to break their way into the room that he's trapped inside. They'll also need to use the Lawn Flayer™ Weed Whacker from the Trickster Zorua route to get to Knacks.

(7) Pinz and Spinz Bowling Alley
|4| {Flower and Custard-Smothered Door: <Death Metal> AND +Fire Type+ AND Thunderous Desire for Lawn Flayer™ Weed Whackering}
=Knacks the Goodra - Opens Quest Line=
$500 Snax$

Synopsis:

Once they find Knacks, they'll learn that he's the owner of the bowling alley and was trying to retrieve some of his lost personal possessions when the Squawkers attacked. He's going to need a few things if he's going to be able to collect insurance on this disaster, as the documents he had were turned into goo!

He needs his [Crazy Complicated Legal Documents], [Loopy Accounting Records], and [Wordy Funky City Zoning Records]

Locations Involved:

FOR THE CRAZY COMPLICATED LEGAL DOCUMENTS:

(55b) The Astroplexygon Mall Supercenter - The Law Offices of Tiki, Puter, and Peeksy
|4| {Complicated Storage Vaults: <Hollywood Shenanigans>}
[Crazy Complicated Legal Documents]

FOR THE LOOPY ACCOUNTING RECORDS

(55e) The Astroplexygon Mall Supercenter - Whitey and Blacky Financial Advisors
|4| #{Technical Gizmo Data Center: <Memes>} Gooey Yummy Layer Cake - NORMAL (+2 Belly)#
[Loopy Accounting Records]

FOR THE WORDY FUNKY CITY ZONING RECORDS

(17a) Booplesnoot Sity Hall - Floors 1-5
|4| {City Zoning Official's Corner Office Door: +Fighting Type+}
[Wordy Funky City Zoning Records]
$500 Snax$

Solution:

Getting all three copies of these documents makes sure Knacks will have everything he needs to prove his bowling alley was covered and he should be reimbursed. He'll be thankful to the point where he'll want to help the Peeps in their mission and get payback on what they did to his bowling alley!

Participants involved:
Knacks

Rewards:
Knacks the Goodra joins the Peeps as a Merc

Knacks the Goodra (L: Dragon)
Classy: Super Slappy Happy
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Memes


|5| Penny the Espeon [D] Female
Spoiler:
Quest Appearance:
Hidden at 38c Snippy Dee Condos Floors 11-15

To get to Penny, the Peeps will need to get the Condo 1111 key, which is at 37f.

(37f) Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall - Parking Lot 1 + Teenager Skating Arena
|5| [Condo #1111 Key Copy]

(38c) Snippy Dee Condos - Floors 11-15
|5| {Pretty Locked Condo #1111: 1111 Emblem}
|5| =Penny the Espeon - Opens Quest Line=

Synopsis:

Penny wasn't expecting the Peeps to show up, but now that they're here, she could use their help, as she lost her smartphone while flying recklessly around on a hang-glider. She thinks it's on the roof of one of the buildings.

She also lost her wallet and her car keys. The Peeps will notice she's incredibly clumsy and definitely has a bad case of the butterfingers.

Locations Involved:

FOR THE PENNY THE ESPEON'S SMARTPHONE:

(48) Obscure Chunky Nugget Condos Exterior
|5| [Greasy Janitorial Roof Access Key]

(48c) Obscure Chunky Nugget Condos Floors 11-15
|5| {Greasy Roof Access Door: Greasy Key Hole}
[Penny the Espeon's Smartphone]

FOR THE PENNY THE ESPEON'S WALLET

(32c) Peachy Beep Elementary School Floors 7-9
|5| #[Penny the Espeon's Wallet] Extra Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+1 Belly)#

FOR THE PENNY THE ESPEON'S CAR KEYS

(35c) Itchy Wtichy Pinny Ping Bang Hotel Floors 11-15
|5| #[Penny the Espeon's Car Keys] Moar Marshmallows! - NORMAL (+1 Belly)#

Solution:

Once they have all three items, they can return them to Penny, who will be overjoyed she got them all back, though the Peeps will be pretty sure it won't be long before she loses them all over again.

Participants involved:
Penny

Rewards:
$2000 Snax$