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I just realized we had both Shadow Eyes (this is what I get for falling behind on my reading up).
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Anyway, I feel like it'd be oddly fitting for me to head to Southshore Chapel and put those things on the Latios statue, considering one of my incarnations is a Latios.

[Deliver the Shadow Eyes to the Latios statue in the Southshore Chapel]
Oh sure! I mean̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ really, because what could possibly gõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂ wrong? I’ll tell you! Quite a lot!

It’s a beautiful day this morning! Full of frḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅsh air, which Malco doesn’t get to quite en̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏joy as much! You start it all by stuffing your face with Benni’s extra fluffy muffin̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ breakfast and yet again, she doesn’t say anything like she’s been MUTE for the past few days (did Neo forget to handle his RP accõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂unts again? For shaaaaame!)! And then̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ you grab both of those lovḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅly, ichor-puking shadow eyes that you know for sure would make a lousy last minute mother’s day gift and you skip your way to Sõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂uthshore Chapel to find out what happens whḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅn you ram those things into the n̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏oggin of that ugly, corrupted Latios statue!

You insert the first eye and it plugs right õ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂n it like it’s nothing more than a really grotesque Lego brick! And then you poke in the second! And everything seems fine and dandy beforḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅ the head sudden̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ly rolls off the dragon̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ bird’s (or whatḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅver Latios is actually supposed to be) and you instinctively catch it before it crashes to the ground. Yõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂u look at it, and then all of a sudden, it rolls and turns to look back at you, opens its gawking mouth in a lovely and hideous way, and stares in̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏to your soul! Say cheeḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅeeese!

[Severed Hḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅad of the Shadow Brother, Latios] has plõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂pped into your Team Inven̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏tory!

#Deranged Vision of the Demon̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏i – PSYCHIC (6 Sanity Damage, 6 Purity Damagḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅ)# Trap 30% Evasion̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ Test: 82 out of 100: Failed!

Oops. You look right into it! Hi there! And it smiles back! Nah, just kidding, in̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏stead, it unleashes a delightful Pͮ̽S̬̔YCͮ̽̎̎͒̋̍Ḧ̘͇̠̟̰͇ͫͮͮͥ̽I̿̍̍ͯ̓ͯ̐C̹ͬ ̥̐S̋̋̇̏̇̚C͎̝̑͒R͙̐E̮AM into your facḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅ, which then makes its way into YOUR BRAIN, and also, your soul, because that wasn’t feeling enough tormen̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏t already. As you can imaginḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅ, it actually doesn’t feel too good, unless you’re a masõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂chist!

Lyric enjoys sufferin̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏g 2 Damage to Sanity and 2 Damage to Purity (doubled, Psychic vs Poison mḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅans extra fun!)

At first, it kind of feels like you dreamed you were driving a steamroller, turned somḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅ schoolchildren into Poké-pancakes, and then̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ ate up some raw body parts before waking up from the most horrible hangover you’ve ever felt only to realizḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅ what kind of horrible, atrocities you’ve committed in your deranged stupor! Your sins crawl all over you like insects in a dire search of their n̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ext Happy Snack! Go on, feed them, they’re hungry!

Lyric en̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏joys suffering 4 Damagḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅ to Sanity and 4 Damage to Purity (doubled, Psychic vs Poison̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ means bonus pain and humiliation!)

And then you actually don’t feḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅl anything. At least not for a moment, until you suddenly realize the guilt is gone and it’s like you’ve been possessed by a demon̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ so bloated with sins that when they burst, you burst and all your sin̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ essences go flying all õ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂ver the place like a really nasty, messy sneḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅze! It’s even grosser than it sounds!

But it’s not done yet! You just gapḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅ with your mouth wide õ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂pen, mind half-rotted while your soul is being crumpled in̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏to little twisty pieces that have that special melt-in-your-mouth feḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅling! And then it gets kinda gross, like all brõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂wn, slimy, and gooey. A real messen̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ce! Ha ha, see what I did there!?

Lyric enjoys suffḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅring 6 Damage to Sanity and 6 Damage tõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂ Purity (doubled, Psychic vs Poison means… oh n̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏o, you’re dead!!)

See, here’s the problḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅm. In normal circumstances, you wõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂uld have gone full on evil and start thinking of eating babies, belching, and turning the leftover bon̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏es into fashionable jewelry! Thankfully for you, your Savant soul resists total termination like that (pansy), but everything else about yõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂u is decaying cadaver! It’s a shame you didn’t don̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ate your body to science before this happened! Thankfully, I can still attach strings to it and use it as a puppet. Or a pińata. Give me time, I’m still trying to decide!

You’ll reincarnate sõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂on, because death is no excuse to stop working! And yḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅs, you lose some vacation time for this! Complain̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏ to HR about it if you don’t like it!

Lyric Wintḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅrheart the Nidorin̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏a (M: Poison)
Health: 17/20 | Sanity: 8/20 | Purity: -1/20 | Dodge Rate: 30%
Perk: Diplõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂macy
Reincarnation Forms: Brionnḛ͕̱ͬ͑̈̉ͅ, Mega Ampharos, Hisuian Goodra, Latios, Amaura
EQUIPMENT:
  • Defen̦̳̻̪̙̺̥͇̬̻̞͕̺̫ͯ̈̐̂̔̊̾̄ͭͫͦ̈̂̏se Armõ̹̲͙̗ͫͭ̂r: <Empty>
  • Jewelry: <Empty>


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