PXR Quote Thread

[SassySnivy]

Oh hai guys! Beware, this one is long. And strong language. We were talking about chili peppers.
@Grassy_Aggron
@Lightning Dash
@Metal Gear Snivy
@Saraibre Ryu

Spoiler:

So the Carolina Reaper is apparently the strongest chili at about 2 million scoville units

hot damn
[10:03:02 PM] RNG: New target!
[10:03:05 PM | Edited 10:03:13 PM] Sabi: Pun intended
[10:03:10 PM] RNG: Yeah, seriously XD
[10:03:17 PM] RNG: The pepper ITSELF tells you not to eat it.
[10:03:20 PM] Speed-X: Maybe
[10:03:23 PM] Speed-X: >w>
[10:03:53 PM] Sabi: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/544975/posts
[10:04:18 PM] Heavenly Dash: Fun Fact: When I was 6 I swallowed 3 peppers and told my mom like it was nothing :3
[10:04:38 PM] Heavenly Dash: I have no clue what they are to this day
[10:04:44 PM] RNG: Ah. Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Pepper... I got part of the name right. So it looks like the four hottest peppers are
[10:05:16 PM] Heavenly Dash: Doesn't moruga mean murder? Or am I just crazy
[10:05:19 PM] Quinn: "My nose feels like i have been snorting drano"
[10:05:20 PM] Speed-X: OH LAWL

"Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting ****-faced."
[10:05:24 PM] Quinn: are you sure, frank
[10:05:30 PM] RNG: Ghost Pepper (or Bhut Jolokia) ---> Tinidad Moruga Scorpion ---> Carolina Reaper
[10:05:44 PM] Speed-X: ^
[10:05:47 PM] RNG: Ghost Pepper was dethroned in 2012
[10:05:59 PM] RNG: TMS was dethroned in 2013
[10:06:04 PM] Speed-X: "I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb ***** is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating."
[10:06:09 PM] Heavenly Dash: Daym
[10:06:22 PM] Heavenly Dash: Oh yeah, grassy
[10:06:33 PM] RNG: Reaper is a crossbreed between the Ghost Pepper and a Red Habanero Pepper :P
[10:06:36 PM] RNG: How fitting.
[10:06:37 PM] Heavenly Dash: Make sure you have a glass of water when you do the ghost
[10:06:44 PM] RNG: Bahahahaha, I know what happens.
[10:06:45 PM] Heavenly Dash: The afterburner
[10:06:53 PM] Heavenly Dash: ...isn't that nice
[10:07:53 PM] Speed-X: My ears are ringing, and I can no linger focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly from a pitcher onto it. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Freakin' Rednecks! ! !
[10:07:57 PM] Speed-X: oh my goddddd
[10:07:59 PM] Speed-X: THESE
[10:08:00 PM] Speed-X: ARE
[10:08:00 PM] Speed-X: SO FUNNY
[10:08:19 PM] Quinn: imagine if there was a pepper with hybrid genes Hh where H is flames of hades hot and h please call the fire department
[10:08:27 PM] Quinn: with incomplete dominance

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