King of the Hill!

[MichaelXD]

There must be some other way. Gone today and I'll be back for a picnic tomorrow at lunch time. I claim this hill in the future.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

It is now the future. I take this hill because of no competition.

[MichaelXD]

I challenge you to a game of hoops. If I win, I can claim this hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You lose to me because you tripped at a very bad time. Due to the conditions of the game itself, the hill is mine.

MY HILL!!!

[MichaelXD]

Huh? I tripped? Were they in my shorts and shoelaces?

[Dragon Master Mike]

i travel to the future after everyone here is gone and capture the hill.

MY HILL

[MichaelXD]

Time resets itself so therefore it is my hill again.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Suddenly, Goldwynaut ambushes you and OHKO's you with superior Ninja offense and speed. However, before he can do anything else, I come in with a Shadow Sneak and OHKO Goldwynaut due to his nigh-nonexistant Ninja defense. The hill is mine now.

MY HILL!!!

[MichaelXD]

With meditation, skill, knowledge, and power, I learn to fish with this magical fishing rod by this hill and get my rod into the river, claiming this is my hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I take the fishing rod, grapple you from atop the hill with it, and make sure I'm standing on a cliff when I do so, so you fall off. You're unconscious for a while as a direct result of the head trauma, so I'll just take that hill from your possession...

MY HILL!!!