King of the Hill!

[Steven_Six]

"hey...Boss...I'm sorry about the movie...could i get back on... the... set? Oh god."

Steven stands, staring at the holy mess that was the land around the hill. It was like 15 nukes were fused into one then detonated 100 times. Yet the hill still stood.

"GOOD THING I HAVE A PHD! Everyone back off, I have a labcoat."
He began analyzing the hill for suspicious materials while everyone backed off because illusion of authority.After they were out of earshot, he discovered IGOTTAHAVEITINIUM in the thing... Indestructable and irresistable, it was beginning to affect him already.
He had to have it.
He couldn't resist.
HE NEEDED IT.
and so he set up a large barrier under the guise of making a safety perimiter in the event of an explosion... and relaxed.

MY HILL

[Neo Emolga]

I decide to destroy your barrier with surplus corrosive cupcakes I just happened to have laying around. Sure, you prepared your barrier in the event of an explosion, but not by acidy corrosive cupcakes. Your barrier melts and I use the runoff to create Zoop. I'm not sure what Zoop actually is or what it does, but I decide to register it with the US Patent Office anyway.

To remove you from my hill, I use SUPER SLAPPY HAPPY HANDS, which launches you into space and into Hoag's Object. Unfortunately for you, there's no Wi-Fi there.

With you gone, I kick back and relax on my reclaimed hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Steven_Six]

NO WIFI! NOOOOOOooooooo.....ooo...o.......o...... *BLEH*

Thankfully, I have Furiverse (DONT ASK) health coverage, and that covers a free respawn a month.... So i'm back!
I CHUG YOUR ZOOP
And it gives me zoopy powers.
I zoop your face off the planet, then realize i don't even understand what the word zoop is, and shrug. It's my hill anyways.

[Neo Emolga]

I use Face Reclaim to do exactly as it sounds.

I suddenly realize that you're right and Zoop does grant powers, but I wasn't willing to try ingesting it prior to your discovery. I chug the Zoop and run you over with Festive Toboggan. This, in unison with SUPER SLAPPY HAPPY HANDS and a musical ensemble of gong, triangle, and harpsichord, launches you all the way to Djibouti, which is a fair distance away from the hill.

It's my hill. It's always been my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((Neo, Omega is the SECOND-highest rank.))

I'd hate to be Neo when he comes back. That's all I'm going to say.

I just Ice Beam Steven. No need to be complicated. One-hit freeze and I slide him off the hill like a breeze...Oh, wait that's Neo. Eh. Doesn't matter, still weak to Ice, still frozen.

I'm tired, cranky, and annoyed, and ready to take this hill. My hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Steven_Six]

Zoop - zoop = zero

Zoop Powers, when pitted against other zoop powers, negate each other. So its just an emolga and a pikachu on a pristine hill in the middle of a wasteland.

Uh. Hey, wasnt there a faction thing mentioned?

Staring into the emolgas eyes, the pikachu says "we are the same. Electric rodents, though from different regions. If we john together, wed be unstoppable. NEO! JOIN ME, FOR THE HILL!"

EDIT: oh late post rip well my offer still stands.

[Neo Emolga]

I use the power of Mexican Sombrero to thaw from Ice Beam. I then counter your Ice Beam with Ice Cream, which is far superior to Ice Beam. Ice Cream, when combined with Magical Martini and CO² creates Uberboot, which I use to also send you to Djibouti via KARATE ACTION KICK! The musical ensemble of gong, triangle, and harpsichord also make this experience far less pleasant by causing Let It Go to be stuck in your head again after you spent all of last summer trying to forget it.

With a distinctive lack of you, I reclaim the hill for myself.

MY HILL!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Before you manage to do anything to reclaim the hill, after my absense I start running AWAY. You are confused by this...Until you are poked in the back and turn around.

Apparently there are some people who are none-too-pleased with having the second-strongest form of godmodder (YES, Second-strongest: That was a direct pull from DTG and omega-plus, exclusive to a whooping three people of whom you are none of) living on their doorstep. You are challenged to throw down, with the punishment for failure being COMPLETE BANISHMENT, which means no Hill forever. Of course, they are leagues weaker than you, so you prepare to throw down, confident.

They proceed to take a power boost that, with their total numbers combined, are JUST enough to chip you down via scratch damage, and now they're next-to-invincible. And stupidly relentless.

Then, inexplicably, THEY start running before the challenge can be met in kind. You scratch your head at this-it would be a months long affair overall, no dobuts, but why NOW get cold feet AFTER hitting a power boost?

You are tapped on the back of your skull, and before you can even turn around are crushed by some kind of hammer, and banned. Despite, you know, being a Senior Moderator. You are then quickly unbanned, but the FRAME you respawn you are crushed and banned AGAIN.

To quickly put this mystery to rest: Godmodder477, the current and most well-known holder of the Omega Plus title of Godmodding and one of the only ones alive to hold it and gain it legitimately (the 2nd is his literal split personality while the third he killed), and he is NONE too pleased by the sudden apperance (or reapperance) of a direct inferior that could challenge his rank. Of course, being an Omega Plus, he is honestly leagues above you in power. It would take years of misdirection smoke-and-mirrors fighting through like eighty proxies before anything would hold. Usually.

Unfortunately, your one proxy is currently still in The Hanged Man's boss room, bosses are immune to instant kills like being erased from time so you did a whooping 0 damage and it's still ongoing, and Godmodder477 is altogether too smart to be fooled by any proxy or switchout tricks, and of course, this skips the fact he's already comboing you with multikills without giving you a FRAME to act.

The bashing continues for an hour, 477 quite literally bashing your evolutions and even your Omega Godmodding power right out of the source code of reality, while I look on from a ridiculous distance away. I was only ever a threat to him with 20-30 other nutjobs similarly overenthusiastic about killing him-safe to say alone I pose no threat and do not want to catch him in what is clearly a bad mood that ISN'T induced by being near dead.

477 leaves you be after a LONG time of bashing, making sure you get the point that you're NOT going to be taking his title. EVER. After roughly 90901 consecutive deaths, bans and unbans, he feels that, rather than waste years on it, that the pummeling alone is enough to dissuade you. He kicks you one last time, setting you on one hitpoint, before departing. As you inevitably attempt to use a healing spell on yourself, you realize (or recall) that godmodders are forbidden from healing at all but the very last hit point of their own power at such high levels (a low level godmodder is merely difficult to heal)...The HosPITal, perhaps the one facility you know of to overcome the intense ability needed to heal wounded godmodders of your rank, immediately rejects service; after all, you're an Omega godmodder, the second-highest rank, and that's still stupidly powerful as there's only nine total. Plus, the feeding-on-rage thing is really unhealthy and leads towards, to put it one way, accepting the dark chocolate chip cookies and crossing the border. And a lot of the people in there were Anti-Godmodders at one point, who do exactly what you think they do.

Aglome Oen, meanwhile, finally manages to kill The Hanged Man-who, being a boss, is immune to instant-kills like being erased from the timeline. As such, Algome Oen is victorious on his own power, and certainly not yours (and i have no clue why you mentioned Sips_, his dirt was persent but he himself was not), letting loose his victory screech (LOLOLOLOLOLOL), taking 3 Gearbits and the Hanged Man's wicked-cool Hand Cannon of a gun, and decides to punt you in the head as additional celebration. Exhausted and mortally wounded, you have no ability to block, dodge or godmod the attack away and are beheaded by the punt. You respawn regardless, but Algome Oen is immediately hailed as a Godmodder-Slayer, and of an Omega rank no less (the fact he was wounded beforehand is no matter; no-one wants to credit richard and having YOU as his opposite is a serious inspirational story), and is praised as a worldwide hero and protector of peace. Those awesome looking scars and that neato goatee he ahas are now clear distinctors from you, allowing him to be uanble to be your switch-in punching bag anymore, and you are now pretty much reviled no matter what you do. After all, you suffered catastrophic death (or perfected the act of hiding) against 477 before as per lore of DTG; if you survived by hiding you were completely non-available to the Descendants who later on slew him and his split multiple times, and if you died, well, Limbo is NOT for the good guys by any stretch of the imagination (though Limbo's definition of 'good' seems designed to throw in as many people as possible to be fair, but godmodding is a near-automatic in for extremely good reason.), and your getting out was an illegitimate consequence of having the gatekeeper slain by Descendants who had bigger fish to fry. Either way, you are hardly heroic enough to recieve pardon for your egregious neglect and your unstable, fiction-anathema level powers, barring of course you completely ditching your given name to rego anonymity.

You see, this is why I haven't really advanced (aside from no opportunities). Well, that and I'm an Anti-Godmodder as well and one of the Descendants to boot, and one of the whooping two-three guys who slew 477. Screw my low-level godmodding powers, I'm a war hero!

You learn it's not easy being an Omega godmodder the hard way, and opt to head on home to slowly heal from your still-present battle wounds, somehow persisting between respawns.

Meanwhile, after a copious amount of time checking to make absolutely sure 477 or Alpha or Uzi is NOT breathing down my poor, totally-outpowered neck (you really do need 20-30 loonies as backup for that, discounting all the summons), before cautiously claiming the hill with like five billion booby traps that can't be set off by me set JUST in case.

This is why you don't become a godmodder when facing a DTG nerd. :P

MY HILL!

[Steven_Six]

Suddenly, you hear a scream from over the horizon...
TEXT...BLASTER!
Every last character from the above post is funneled down towards you, and you are soon evicerated by sharp letters and riddled with punctuation. This hurts a lot, enough to be carted off to the hosPITal. I them stand on the hill, awaiting my friend neo to john me.

OUR hill

[Neo Emolga]

I laugh, and after having had no idea what most of that meant, I just decide to revoke my status as OMEGA Godmodder, as I'm not a fan of all the extra lore baggage that honestly sails way over my head. Instead, I just decide to become KING OF AWESOMENESS as a new title and decide hey, that's good for me and does the job perfectly. Besides, I still have my sombrero. THE sombrero. My superpowers are more fun and unique anyway. Plus, the position of OMEGA Godmodder doesn't come with a cool hat like KING OF AWESOMENESS does.

As thankful as I am for Steven willing to share the hill, alas, it can't be shared, for the hill only has one king. I also wince as the five billion booby traps that Tazz had laid down all go off at once. Steven's mangled body ends up in HosPITal, but I show some compassion by sending a Get Well Soon card with a $20 gift certificate to TGI Friday's. I also include an all inclusive vacation package to Maui, Hawaii for him, because I'm nice and not because he can't grab the hill while he's over there.

After using Squeaky Clean spell again to clean up Tazz's junk, I pitch my cozy tent and make a nice campfire.

MY HILL!!!