King of the Hill!

[Sir Sivelos]

I appear, summon a black hole, you are quickly sucked into the Event Horizon, in which you freeze in time, and slowly redshift out of existence.

MAH HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I dissipate myself to hasten the process of redshifting, and reconstitute myself at the hill, where I kick you to Pluto. You are stranded on Pluto while I have my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I reassure Pluto's spirit, giving it moral advice on how to be a planet again. I then work with it, making Pluto crash into you.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I repeat what I just did last post, only this time I kick you to Charon. The Charon Aliens that live there, aready infuriated by the fact they had to pull Pluto back into orbit, are now livid at the sight of you desecrating their anti-Goldwynaut statues. You're thrown in prison for life, whist I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I somehow manage to escape punishment, and use a passing comet to hitch a ride back to Earth. Whilst the comet is passing through the Atmosphere, I jump off the comet, and then rapidly descend, knocking you out with an Atmospheric-fiery kick to the jaw.

MY HILL

[Dragotech]

*just shrugs and watches with Popcorn*

*Wields Popcorn as a weapon... Strifes!!!*

I defeat you with my popcorn.

My HIll

[Sir Sivelos]

*POPCORN'D* Ooooooow D: I then wake up, and then HADOUKEN you, knocking you off the hill.

MY HILL

...AGAIN

[Dragotech]

*wields Charred Marlin*

I wack you with this fish... it deals fire damage in addition to having pierce damage... which is irrelevant since I wacked you... and You go airborne due to the fact that I hit you hard... and you fall off the hill.
My hill.

[Sir Sivelos]

I tunnel through the hill, popping up beneath you, and tickle your feet. I persist in tickling you, chase you off the hill.

MY HILL

[Dragotech]

I come back before you leave your hole in the hill.
I proceed to wash you out of the hill.
You slide down your hole... and turn to see the hole filled with cement...
I claim the hill... My hill.