King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I get so mad that you'd abuse a cat that I come back and punch you through several celestial bodies beyond existence. HosPITol nurses dare to retrieve you from the farthest reaches of wherever you are, whist I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

((Damn, those HosPITol nurses are reliable.))

I get out of HosPITol, and challenge you to an obscure game. I then beat you in the game. I then reclaim the hill.

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I summon Betty Crocker. She stabs you with a fork, straight through your chest. I unsummon Betty Crocker. You're carted off to HosPITol, I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Shiny Totodile]

I give you this link, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZO9tMetxno and when your done watching you realize you aren't on the hill anymore.

My Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I counter your action by simply failing to look at it and throwing you off-hill and into the HosPITol.

You fail to take the hill from me, so I keep it.

MY HILL!!!

[Shiny Totodile]

I heal in the hospital and come back to the hill. I hide behind a tree and summon slender man to scare you off the hill. It works.

My Hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Slenderman then turns and attacks your brain, and you're rendered a useless pile of flesh who can only make a 'meep' sound. I shove you towards the HosPITol to fix this nasty problem, and in return, you give me the hill. I murder Slendy with some secret trick the Marble Hornets people would LOVE to know about and reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Shiny Totodile]

Before Slendy obliterates me, I manage to get in the position that saves me from injuring my brain while he... you know. In the hosPITol they realize there is nothing in their power that they could do, so they ship my salvagable body parts to the H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L.
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There, they use what they can to construct me into a cyborg. I come back at the speed of light and use my arm cannon to blast you off the hill.

My Hill!

[Pokeman]

I walk in and take over the hill by blasting a hyper beam on the ground which propels me up the mesosphere, where I fall down at 500mph and crush you with my tremendous weight.

MY HILL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I kick up. The ferocious fury that is my kick propells you through the moon and into Mars. The HosPITol Nurse retrieve you while I go for the hill.

MY HILL!!!