I fry to death in the Sahara in the closed confines of the suitcase, but worry not! My angry spirit possesses the entire Sahara desert, turning into a gigantic sand elemental. I then use my newfound sand powers to reappear at the hill thanks to a convenient patch of sand, completely burying you in what is technically my scorching-hot body, and your cheateau with it. In my burning grip, I maneuver the sandy material to whisper into your ear that you need to stop loafing around on this hill and update the Pikachu Survival Game IV! You forget that the Pikachu Survial Game IV is yet to exist and scurry off in such a rush that you leave the hill to me. I consume the rest and reduce it to sand.

MY HILL!