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    ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! The Nonexistent Tazz's Avatar
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    Apr 2013
    You feast upon the party, only to swell to hilariously abnormal sizes! As it turns out, my legion of dedicated poisoners had injected eight tons of concentrated liquid fat directly into all of your food, causing you to swell to the size of balloons! The poisoners, completely unopposed (and coming equipped with anti-magic barriers to negate Dude the Moon Dragon as well as electric attacks), laugh as they roll all of you down the hill into oversized bowling balls, which roll into oversized bowling pins. You are then carted away by health advocates who insist on you burning all of those carbs before you try anything, while I use the power of my soul to burn away the idea of Dude the Moon Dragon owning Polymorphing spells, untransforming me and the Pirate-Samurai Legions. From there, I just order the hill to be shipped to Bahama.

    Lacking opposition, I reclaim the hill and enjoy the glory that is the hill.

    MY HILL!

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  2. #1202
    Cheers and good times! Neo Emolga's Avatar
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    Mar 2013
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    Thankfully, I'm still in the position to do cardio by flapping my pudgy arms, so I cram in a GO FERAL energy drink and do so many insane cardio workouts that I'm back to normal in no time, burning millions of calories and even powering all of Las Vegas via a bicycle generator. My armies follow my great example because I'm such a great leader!

    Dude, insulted by your evil deeds of negating his magic abilities, shows you his final form. Humongous Hamster! Armed with Homewrecker Hamster Hammer. This does not bode well for you. Your Pirate-Samurai Legions quickly fall victim to the wrath of Dude the Humongous Hamster with his Homewrecker Hamster Hammer. He laughs as he pounds your army and each of them becomes as flat as tiddlywinks chips. And Dude looks oh so adorable doing it! My prestigious flying squirrel army and I arrive at the hill, finding you're the only one that remains after your armies have been so graciously pounded flat.

    As revenge for your evil plot of monstrous obesity, we stuff you into a port-a-potty and lock it. We then take you all the way to the top of Mount Everest and send you rolling down, down, all the way down, turning the interior of your port-a-potty into a crap smoothie and making you an extra stinky version of Swamp Thing. This, of course, is followed by Dude squashing you inside the port-a-potty via the generous and comical use of Homewrecker Hamster Hammer. Your pancake remains are then flung like a Frisbee all the way to the Poofy Galactic Sector, where the slimy aliens of Planet Margeee use you and your squashed port-a-potty as a votive candle holder.

    With you and your silly tiddlywinks armies gone, Dude the Humongous Hamster, all my flying squirrel friends, and I enjoy the splendor of the hill and the new vacation resort we build there. All in the lovely location of the Bahamas. We look so good in shades!

    MY HILL!

  3. #1203
    Hours passed, and Steven continued his analysis of the hill, occasionally muttering to himself about the incredible properties of IGOTTAHAVEITINIUM. The crew, growing increasingly concerned, debated whether they should intervene or wait and see what Steven would do next. If you buy proxies, you can try logging in from different locations. Suddenly, a booming voice echoed from the top of the hill. It was the film director, who had been observing the situation from a distance. "Steven! What in the world are you doing? We need to get back to filming! The entire production is on hold because of this!"
    Last edited by moblemanaliy; 12-25-2023 at 12:02 PM.


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