The Above Poster's Obituary

[Fate]

Let's bring out our morbid sides and have some laughs. Write an obituary for the person above you. It can be as long or as short as you want. Things you can write about include but are not limited to the location of the body, the cause of death, the person's achievements in life, and how the person will be remembered.

Be crazy, be creative, but don't be inappropriate. No personal attacks and nothing totally graphic or tasteless, please.

Example (SORRY, @Neo Emolga; first thing to come to my mind):

"Neo was found lying on the kitchen floor, a half-eaten apple in his hand and cores all around. He had been a greedy Emolga and consumed way too many apples. Sadly for Neo, there was no pretty prince to revive him."

Well, then. Who or what is responsible for my unfortunate death? And how is the world celebrating?