CROSSROADS: THE PMD PARODY, STARRING PXR!
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HELLO, HELLO!!
Beyond this gateway you probably cannot see in any manner because I DON'T WANT YOU TO is the world of Pokemon! BEFORE you start gushing over dreams of being a Pokemon Trainer, and possibly master, which are already pretty much hopeless to begin with...PERHAPS I should clarify that this is the world of ONLY Pokemon-humans are, in this world, a relic of ages past, nothing more than a long-gone fairytale, at best a race that is lesser in number than their digits. Pokemon are the dominant species, and indeed, the only ones alive. It would, err...How do I put it...It would make a rather large commotion if a human were to appear in the flesh. You'd also probably get torn to pieces in seconds, as those 'fairytales' don't paint humanity in the best light ever, which is probably why there's less humans than you have digits. HENCEFORTH, AS COST FOR ENTRY, YOU MUST GIVE UP YOUR HUMANITY AND TURN INTO A POKEMON, FOREVER! MAYBE! Oh, yes, common 'side effects' include loss of almost all memories, sanity, And a disproportionate attraction to cowardly chumps with a 'dream'!
WHO WANTS TO GET IN THERE?!
...I can see some hesitance among the many of you gathered here. OK, you're all pretty much very terrified of the concept, actually. However, I kind of locked the way back to your regular lives and 'lost' the key, so...You're kind of, oh, I don't know...STUCK. I've also taken your voices for now, so don't start yelling 'BANANA.' IT WON'T WORK.
SO, First, as it is customary for me to ask you random questions to guess your personality, which is somehow connected to your form as a Pokemon, ERR...Actually, it's apparently no longer customary, apparently. Some 'Hydregion' guy forgot, and everyone approved. Go figure.
SOOOOO, if you could just make up your mind on what you most likely now look like, that would be fantastic...
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Welcome to Crossroads: The PMD Parody, Starring PXR! First off, it's rated T for Teen, so don't look at this unless your 13+ in terms of years, you understand? Good.
Second off, as you probably guessed from the title (I didn't make it subtle at all, so if you missed it at this point, I'd get stuff checked out right now), pretty much the vast majority of the cast are YOUR Pokemon OCs. Specifically, Pokemon Analouges to YOU, all you PXR users! Henceforth, there's a sign-up form. Keep in mind, THIS IS NOT AN RP. This is a FANFICTION, and a parody at that, and while I will try to stay faithful to your character's fabric, please understand that, due to the nature of the material, you will probably be displayed as far less sane/dignified than you actually are. Don't kill me. That would mean the rest of this is never finished, and that would make us all very unhappy.
SO, please politely just fill out a quick form if you're even remotely interested, as I will put below. Oh, yes, as there's only one you, only one per person, please.
Name: This is obvious-your Analouge's name. Preferably something from your Username, though really it could be anything.
User: This is your username. I check this to make sure you can't pull any fast ones on me.
Species: This is the kind of Pokemon you are. Evolutions are allowed. Keep in mind, you may evolve. PLEASE NO KALOS POKEMON. At least, not until X and Y are out and we've all associated with them, anyways. For now, NO.
Age: How old you are, in human years. Human-Pokemon year ratios are about the same for the most part, so if a human and a Pokemon are both 16, they're both adolescents.
Ability: Your Pokemon's ability. It can be a Dream World ability.
Personality: How your character-or really, you-act. This is a Parody, so expect silly elements to be expanded upon while the more serious ones are mostly ignored.
Special Move: Ah, this is a fine thing. You see, in order to differentiate the special from the non-special, each and every OC (and a few non-OCs) can (they don't HAVE to) have a special move. It can be anything, as long as it's within relative reason. The move comes in three levels.
1st: The First level is the weakest form. It is typically better used outside of combat, though the clever Mon can exploit whatever it is to his/her/its advantage. The reason why it's more of an Out-of combat utility is probably going to be due to practicality issues: For instance, the Pokemon must stand still in a trance to use it, or it's so weak there's probably no use for it right now.
2nd: The second level is the moderately strong form. It can be used in combat, but shouldn't be relied upon: It has its uses like all other moves, but may not be the best move for the situation all the time. It's utility purposes can still be intact, obviously. Perhaps the required amount of concentration is lesser now? Or perhaps your Special Move is just stronger? Maybe it's got a new feature that makes it more usable?
3rd: The third level is the strongest form. It's going to probably be one of your favorite moves at this point, though it still might be rather impractical at times. It will most likely require little concentration, be reliably devastating, and probably have some kind of brutal side effect that you can most definitely utilize. There might still be limits, of course.
Known History: This should be short and sweet, a few sentences long. Nothing too complex. THIS WILL BE UPDATED THROUGHOUT THE STORY, BUT ALL NEW INFO WILL GO IN SPOILERS.
PARTICUARILY SPOILERY INFO WILL BE DOUBLE SPOILERED. Oh, yes, one thing: Only one character, the protagonist, is the amnesiac human, despite that intro referring to multiple people. Please make your characters natural inhabitants. I'll make special exceptions...Maybe. But for now, please no.
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Oh, you've figured out what you look like, then? Good, your identity crisis is officially over. For now, anyways. Now, please allow me to forcefully shove you into the Pokemon World. What? You want to step in the gate yourself, no forceful shoving involved? Aww...I like using the funnel...OK, do you know where it is? No? Well, allow me to-GET IN THE GATE!!!
Oh, yes, if you see and/or hear anything that sounds like a space-time continuum displacement of your world's media in this one-aka, a 'Reference' or 'Shout-Out'...You're wrong. There is no 'refrence'. Refrences do not exist. They're nonexistent! THERE ARE NO REFRENCES!!! ABSOLUTELY NONE!!! NOW GET IN THE BOX-I MEAN, GATE!!! GET IN THE GATE!!!
(Please refrain from posting for a minute: I'm getting up an OC Character sheet. Yes, there are already a few characters!)
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