Originally Posted by
Pokemon Trainer Sarah
I'll take the figurines to (11) Dwight Manufacturing (Abandoned)
You!? You of all people? Gee golly gee, Sarah, I never thought you had it in you!
I'm *sniff* so p̞͙͖̩ro̠̪͎̥̞̩u̟̟d̼͔̱̺͔̲ͅ of you.
You gather up those three such adorable and charming figurines and you take them with you to Dwight Manufacturing. Kind of like taking Spot the dog to the vet! To get neutered when he doesn't suspect it! Only this is much worse.
You get there and jolly days, Dwight Manufacturing looks just as b̡̟̖̤̫̝̺̼̤̲̔̔̐̐͘loody a͔̥̬͖̜w̩̹̩f̖͓̟̫̳̖͎u͓̞͖̺l͉̯͕̳ as the last time your friends were here. Well, as yo̵̜̼̗͓̤̤̰͐̓̃͊ͧ̚͞u can tell, not too many Pokémon have been here recently for obvious reasons. Obviously the line to the Space Mountain ride doesn't go through here.
You head to the southern side of the building to find that lovely old blast furnace you were looking for. Oh, so inviting. Really makes you just want to climb inside and make some s'mores, doesn't it?
You find the three mounts and... oh dear. Yep, they're for these cute little figurines! And you look below the mount and behold the l͚̲͉o̦̭̱̦̟v̙͙̪el̘y inscription once again:
SEND THE CHILDREN TO THEIR FIERY DEATHS. THE PERFECT WAY TO STEP CLOSER INTO ABYSS.
Well, what the hell are you waiting for!?
You gather up and whip out all three of those such ad̤̻̰̻̳̖̱ͯ͂ͫ͛͟͡orable, happy baby Pokémon figurines. Sweet mother of mercy, they really have no ć̷̳̪͈̟̗͐͟lue what you're doing. First you start with the Igglybuff. Goodness, she looks so happy. Yeah, stuff her on the mount! Right there! Perfect spot! Next, yeah, get that totally oblivious Cleffa on there. Who does she think she is, feeling happy!? Well, you're certainly going to f̫̠͔ix͕͓͙̣ that up reeeeeaaaall fast! And lastly, oh, that Pichu. Yeahhh, get h̴̛͙̣̻̱͔̟͍̊́̓̿͋ͦͥ̿̚is sorry butt up there too. He looks so happy, but boy, you're a real badass and you're going to mess him up real bad! Oh, the whole lot of them look so cute together. Damn those smiles. You've had a bad day and now that's just going to spread all over everyone else r͙i͍̰̲̫g̞̱̭̠̘h̤͇͔͍t̟̻̖̺̠̮ ̟͓̭ͅn̟ow̤̣̖.
Items [Igglybuff Figurine], [Cleffa Figurine], and [Pichu Figurine] have been removed from the Team Inventory. No, Sarah, you sure ain't getting these back.
You press the button on the starter. Oh, and now you get to watch as the heavy machine rumbles on and you see the mount carrying those oh so cute kiddies get drawn closer and closer to the incineration zone! "What's happening, Mommy!?" "I thought we were going to the park to play!?"
N̵͇̊͒ͯ́ͅO͍̳̠̳̹͒̿̋͗ͬ͂̊ͤͅP̘͍̘͉͔̝̏ͣ͋̀͝Ë̶̫̺̝̳̹͈ͭ́̓̆͑́ !̸̝͔̯̖̥̱̗̓̑̅̀͋͗̊̚
After a long, loud whirrrrrrrr, the mount finally reaches its destination for the g͈̘͖̬͂ͧ̾r̘̘̙̞̖̳͈̈́ͧ͒a̎n̟̼͔͉̙̏͋d̟̹̙͔̈ performance. And then, FWWOOOOOSSH! The flames immediately blast all over those three figurines like the devil just h̴̛͙̣̻̱͔̟͍̊́̓̿͋ͦͥ̿̚ad a massive fiery diarrhea and fire combo all over them.
You actually hear the screaming. THE Sͮ̊͗ͬ́̈́C͖̥͗ͦͬ̽̚R͔͕̗̾ͫE̱̠̤̦͎̊͒ͨÄ̺͓̭̣́ͦM͖͇͎̖̦̂ͮ̀͗̒ͦͩ ̼͓I̲̝͖̱̹̓͒ͅN͕͍͉ͮ̂̋̎͌G̰ͣͤ̊ͪͨ͛!̬͍̇̇̽̒͐̑̐!̟͕̮͍ͮ Why, screaming children, Sarah! Wait, they were just figurines, right!? RIGHT!? They weren't actually...
@-Dark Event Trigger: Screaming Children Trauma@ (2 Sanity Damage)
Sarah has suffered 2 Damage to Sanity! Look at you go, you evil, evil Archen, you!
Holy nutballs! The fire d̤̻̰̻̳̖̱ͯ͂ͫ͛͟͡oesn't stop but the screaming seems to fade away. Just like your conscience! I mean right now, your moral compass feels so s͚̬̞̘̰̰͎c̠͕r͓̦͔̱͚̞̱e̦̦̗̪w̹͉̬̳̯̥̦e͎ͅd͎̖̜͇̲ ͚̞̹̦̭u̟͖̺p you're wondering if you can make it back to the parking lot!
And then, the flames just cease, all in an instant. Well, look at that, there's nothing left! Suddenly, a lever b̡̟̖̤̫̝̺̼̤̲̔̔̐̐͘elow the mount opens and something metallic falls out. You waddle over to check it out and wow, for your karma, you find a rusty key! It's the glittering prize you where h̴̛͙̣̻̱͔̟͍̊́̓̿͋ͦͥ̿̚oping for! Oh, so that's what happens. Did the ć̷̳̪͈̟̗͐͟urious cat get that satisfaction back?
Item [Rusty Key] has been added to the Team Inventory. Now doesn't that feel so worth it!?
Oh, you feel fabulous right n̩͖̹̖̟̼o̺̩̥͚ͅw̥̳. Like a lovely rose that a child wanted to grab and take home with them up until your thorns made their hand take one b̡̟̖̤̫̝̺̼̤̲̔̔̐̐͘ig step closer toward looking like ground beef. So p͔̱̬̙͉re̞̼̝̻͖̩c̣̩͉̜̙̼i͓̜̖̦o̹̳̹u̝s̯̭̻͙.
Go on home now, you superstar. It's just one more spin on the Carousel of Progress, right? Oh course it is. All in a d̤̻̰̻̳̖̱ͯ͂ͫ͛͟͡ay's work.
♬Oh there's A Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow... shining at the end of every day!♪
Sarah the Archen (S: Rock/Flying)
Health: 4/4
Sanity: 1/4
Perk: Security | Learned Abilities: Escort/Protect
Failed Assassinations: 0/2
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