[PXFIRE Season 2] PXFIRE Caption Contest v. 2.0!

**Bulbasaur** · 07-29-2018, 03:50 PM

Meowth: Wow! With that dress, she might just actually seem attractive to Brock!

**Arrow-Jolteon** · 07-29-2018, 10:36 PM

Meowth: It's a good thing I somehow learned how to use Pay Day! Or this ridiculously over-the-top setup might have left us irreparably broke.
Jessie: How are these stairs holding themselves up?!

**EmeraldSky** · 08-01-2018, 02:22 AM

Thanks for all the hilarious entries this week! Here's the weekly leaderboard:

K'sariya--15
Noblejanobii--15
Morzone--15
Neo Emolga--15
Suicune's Fire--10
Cleobel--10
Bulbasaur--10
Arrow-Jolteon--10

Thoughts on the entries this week:

@K'sariya: A hilarious description that almost sounds like a documentary--one of my favorites!
@Noblejanobii: This sounds like something Team Rocket would say, which makes it all the more funnier.
@Morzone: I can only imagine Meowth's reaction if Jessie really said this--one of my favorites.
@Neo Emolga: A perfectly nefarious Team Rocket plot indeed!
@Suicune's Fire: This made me grin imagining what happened next!
@Cleobel: Love the interplay here! One of my favorites.
@Bulbasaur: This sounds perfectly like something Meowth would say!
@Arrow-Jolteon: Yet another plausible thing Jessie and Meowth might say!

**EmeraldSky** · 08-01-2018, 02:19 PM

Your final picture:

Good luck!

**Noblejanobii** · 08-01-2018, 06:32 PM

Brock: Come on Lombre! Shake like a maraca!

**Cleobel** · 08-01-2018, 08:50 PM

Brock : Dancing is good for digestion! Let's do the Great Poop Dance together!
@EmeraldSky

**K'sariya** · 08-01-2018, 09:46 PM

When the mob chased them up a marble pillar to take back the maracas that Brock had stolen from the street performer, he and Lotad tried the classic deflection tactic of putting on their own show. Telling from the raised fists in the angry crowd, it isn't going over well...

**Morzone** · 08-03-2018, 02:05 PM

Many people say Brock's Maraca dance is the secret 8th wonder of the world.
None of those people are ones who have witnessed it.

**Neo Emolga** · 08-03-2018, 04:34 PM

And this is why Brock is pursuing becoming a Pokémon Breeder rather than a self-help motivational speaker.

**Arrow-Jolteon** · 08-03-2018, 07:01 PM

This photograph is the last known sighting of Brock, who went missing after his mariachi act was violently trashed by both critics and general audiences alike. Emphasis on violently.