★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Why it's time...

...it's time for some Merry Mayhem and Crazy Christmas Calamity, that's what!

MASTER RNG dresses up like Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer and drags in...

SHRUIKAN as Clefairy and BULBASAUR as Mega Salamence to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Bulbasaur

The GOLDEN COIN OF HOLIDAY PAPER CLIPS has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR kicks things off with Low Kick! Well, not much of a kickoff after all.
SHRUIKAN starts with a Bouncy Bubble! Well, hate to burst his you-know-what, but...

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR tries Taunt! He sticks his tongue out!
SHRUIKAN uses Spite! He gets it mixed up with Sprite and ends up with lemon/lime soda!

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR attacks with Sacred Sword! There was a mix up and he got Scared Sword, the kind that runs away!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Giga Impact! But he gets a little tangled in the footwork.

TURN FOUR
BUBLASAUR attempts Extreme Speed! But he hasn't had his caffeine yet!
SHRUIKAN uses Revelation Dancer! But he wants to master the waltz first.

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR strikes with Psychic Fangs! He pictured it in his head better than how it came out!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Clanging Scales! He found jingle bells weren't exactly a substitute for that.

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR tries Ice Punch! He finds freezing the fruity party beverage didn't help much for this battle!
SHRUIKAN uses Grass Pledge! But that doesn't help much during the winter!

TURN SEVEN
BULBASAUR attempts Chatter! But he runs out of things to talk about!
SHRUIKAN attacks with Twister! But putting his left hand on a red dot and his right foot on a blue dot hasn't swayed the battle in any direction.

TURN EIGHT
BULBASAUR uses Dark Lariat! Turns out he couldn't find it!
SHRUIKAN attempts Reversal! He does the moonwalk!

TURN NINE
BULBASAUR tries Bulk Up! But wearing multiple holiday sweaters doesn't quite count the same way!
SHRUIKAN attacks with Baneful Bunker! But he has second thoughts about visiting such a place!

TURN TEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Fire Fang! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN uses Odor Sleuth! He follows his nose only to end up with... Froot Loops.

TURN ELEVEN
BULBASAUR unleashes Gust! He exhales heavily, but that rapidly vanishes.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Hurricane! But he only gets so far with a desk fan.

TURN TWELVE
BULBASAUR uses Eerie Impulse! But he's not really in the Halloween spirit anymore.
SHRUIKAN strikes with Poison Jab! But he got it mixed up with grape jelly!

TURN THIRTEEN
BULBASAUR attacks with Block! He tosses a wooden cube into the arena!
SHRUIKAN uses Reflect! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

TURN FOURTEEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Odor Sleuth! He ends up with the same Froot Loops that Shrukan did!
SHRUIKAN attempts Blizzard! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE KO on BULBASAUR!

SHRUIKAN WINS!

Ouch. Before there were Fairy moves, there was this mess to take out dragons.

It's your call, dude! Devolve, Evolve, or Wheel?

[Bulbasaur]

Choose wisely, or Godmence might not be so nice in the future.

[Shruikan]

Not only super effective, but doubly so!
Yeah, no way am I evolving myself and losing this banner, so that only leaves two options... I'll be nice and go with a regular devolve.

[Neo Emolga]

Not only super effective, but doubly so!
Yeah, no way am I evolving myself and losing this banner, so that only leaves two options... I'll be nice and go with a regular devolve.

Gotcha! Devolve it is!

Santa applauds you for your kindness!

[Neo Emolga]

Ho, ho, ho, what do we have here!?

MASTER RNG, as a maniacal sugar plum fairy, drags in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Weepinbell and SAMMY0295 as Wigglytuff to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @sammy0295

The ODDLY PLACED COIN OF ILL-TIMED EASTER EGGS has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF starts up with Final Gambit! Turns out she wants to keep playing!
SAMMY0295 begins with Fling! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF uses Body Slam! But that would give her an upset stomach!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Grassy Terrain! But the lawn she magically conjured doesn't have the same effect!

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Ice Burn! But she ends up with water that way!
SAMMY0295 tries Harden! But her winter coat is too soft!

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Assist! But she's all alone!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Spectral Thief! But she's feeling too festive and alive for that!

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Whirlpool! But it's just her washing machine!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Hail! She sends a greeting to everyone!

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF uses Plasma Fists! Problem is leaves don't make good fists.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Flying Press! She flaps her hands and does a belly flop!

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Bone Rush! Turns out plants don't have any!
SAMMY0295 tries Cut! But she misplaced her scissors again!

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Rain Dance! But she hops and wiggles and it's still sunny!
SAMMY0295 uses Mach Punch! But attaching wings to her hand doesn't make it go any faster!

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Throat Chop! But it turns into more of a love tap on the neck!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Vine Whip! But she used her last one to go swinging from a tree!

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with X-Scissor! But the only scissors she knows of are shaped like a Y!
SAMMY0295 tries Hyperspace Hole! But she can't wrap her head around how that works!

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts False Swipe! But not swiping at all doesn't count!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Outrage! But the Christmas spirit has her feeling too mellow!

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Covet! But she already got everything she wanted for Christmas!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Magnet Bomb! But they're all too stuck together!

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Metal Burst! But she doesn't have anything metallic to blow up!
SAMMY0295 attempts Spider Web! But Spiderman is too busy celebrating the holidays with Mary Jane to help with that!

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Beat Up! But the Ghost of Christmas Future shakes his finger at her for that idea!
SAMMY0295 tries Scratch! But she doesn't have the nails she needs for that!

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Land's Wrath! But the Land is feeling too festive at the moment!
SAMMY0295 strikes with V-create! But drawing a V in the sand doesn't seem to do much!

TURN SIXTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Trick Room! But she quickly runs out of fun house mirrors to paste to the walls!
SAMMY0295 uses Smack Down! But she realizes Santa's still watching!

TURN SEVENTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Tackle! She hops at SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Double Team! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF tries Needle Arm! Turns out she doesn't have needles nor arms!
SAMMY0295 attempts Destiny Bond! But she doesn't feel that connected to SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN NINETEEN
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Signal Beam! Turns out the batsignal is already in use.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Psyshock! But it's all in her head!

TURN TWENTY
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Magical Leaf! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 uses Stockpile! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

SAMMY0295 WINS!

Up to you, sammy! You can devolve or Wheel! And Wheeling would give you a shiny Nefarious Anarchist badge! So how's your Christmas spirit today!?

[Neo Emolga]

Who's getting served now!?

MASTER RNG, wishing there was still some eggnog left, yanks in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Umbreon and ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Lucario to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @ARandomTool

The SINGING COIN OF SENILE FURRETS has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARANDOMTOOL starts up with Simple Beam! Well, he couldn't figure it out either!
CHAKRAMASTER begins with Explosion! And that's the last time he opens a soda can after it has tumbled down the stairs!

TURN TWO
ARANDOMTOOL tries Core Enforcer! But he'd rather not unless Core pays him something for it.
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Rage Powder! But that's one of the things he didn't get for Christmas.

TURN THREE
ARANDOMTOOL uses Hyperspace Hole! But he can't reach that far up!
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Bubble! Best he can do is make one with mouth spit!

TURN FOUR
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Hyper Beam! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against CHAKRAMSTER!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Fury Cutter! But the last time he tried that, it turned his pizza into spaghetti!

TURN FIVE
ARANDOMTOOL uses Karate Chop! Apparently he missed that one in Fighting Class 101.
CHAKRAMSTER attacks with Copycat! He makes the same silly "I dunno" look as ARANDOMTOOL!

TURN SIX
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Nuzzle! But that's just too cute for his tastes!
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Tail Glow! Guess only having the ring isn't enough?

TURN SEVEN
ARANDOMTOOL tries Acid Armor! But he decides not to go with that fashion trend.
CHAKRAMSTER uses Facade! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd regular damage strike against him!

TURN EIGHT
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Rain Dance! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike against CHAKRAMSTER!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

It's now up to you, Mr Tool! Devolve or Wheel?

[sammy0295]

I'm not gonna pretend that me forgetting to check this yesterday was any sort of holiday mercy, and I'm not certain Bellsprout is the sort of Pokemon you wanna be stuck with, but I do hope you're happy to have gotten out of a Christmas wheel.

[ARandomTool]

Much as I want to wheel, that's a 1/3 chance of a bonus to stages...

BUT WHO NEEDS ODDS, WHEN YOU HAVE RNGSUS' BLESSINGS!

SPIN IT!

[Neo Emolga]

I'm not gonna pretend that me forgetting to check this yesterday was any sort of holiday mercy, and I'm not certain Bellsprout is the sort of Pokemon you wanna be stuck with, but I do hope you're happy to have gotten out of a Christmas wheel.

Yeah, I figured most people were busy with friends and family, so I knew there was kind of a chance you might be out and about.

But hey, at least that crappy Weepinbell avatar and banner are gone! See, silver linings everywhere!

Much as I want to wheel, that's a 1/3 chance of a bonus to stages...

BUT WHO NEEDS ODDS, WHEN YOU HAVE RNGSUS' BLESSINGS!

SPIN IT!

We'll see how that goes!

*Spinzors*

ARANDOMTOOL RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti

...Woooow, going back to MS Paint after so many years of Photoshop. That's like wearing diapers again!

[Scytherwolf]

This is definitely an improvement so I'll take it.