★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Noblejanobii]

Ah snap, I figured it out.

If you save a picture as a JPEG with any compression to it and then you max the saturation on that JPEG picture, then it becomes rainbow garbage. But if it was always a PNG and never got that compression treatment, it's safe and maxing the saturation won't color-murder it. XD

Huh. Yeah I guess that makes sense.

[Neo Emolga]

Where we make fond memories together!

MASTER RNG, while swinging around sticky slappy hands, drags in...

SHRUIKAN as Loudred and SCYTHERWOLF as Arcanine to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Scytherwolf

The TEENY COIN OF BUSHWHACKING MUSICAL CHIPMUNKS has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF kicks things off with Struggle! But she's got plenty of PP left!
SHRUIKAN starts up with Fusion Bolt! He glues two screws together!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Feint Attack! But rolling dice wasn't a part of it!
SHRUIKAN uses Brutal Swing! But he decides to stay away from this particular playground.

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Flare Blitz! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN tries Power-Up Punch! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF uses Last Resort! But she still wants to go on vacations!
SHRUIKAN attempts Mach Punch! But attaching engines to his arm doesn't make it go any faster!

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Shadow Sneak! But it's in the middle of the day!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Assurance! Unfortunately it's not very reassuring.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF tries Guillotine! But the French Revolution ended many years ago!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Instruct! But he never got his teaching degree!

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Endeavor! But Friday time is party time!
SHRUIKAN attempts Shore Up! But it's a high tide out there!

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF uses U-turn! But the highway forces her to have to use an exit!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Amnesia! But he doesn't quite remember how to do it!

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Imprison! But he pet cage is too small!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Brine! But he's too far away from shore!

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Leech Life! But she doesn't have any spare Zubats!
SHRUIKAN tries Vice Grip! But there no hardware store in sight!

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sharpen! Now her pencil is ready to use!
SHRUIKAN attempts Fire Blast! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd normal damage strike against him!

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Baton Pass! But she's in this race alone!
SHURIKAN unleashes Pluck! But there's no feathers to pull out!

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Charge! Now her phone battery is maxed!
SHRUIKAN uses Bone Club! But he's still working on his application!

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Cosmic Power! She flings paper stars everywhere!
SHRUIKAN tries Frustration! It results in the 2nd normal damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rock Throw! But the pebbles around her aren't good enough!
SHRUIKAN attacks with Feather Dance! But he doesn't have any of those!

TURN SIXTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Night Slash! She swipes at the darkness!
SHRUIKAN uses Pay Day! But Human Resources hasn't completed payroll yet!

TURN SEVENTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Dig! It results in the 3rd and final normal damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Geez, another one that could have gone either way!

Well, you've already Wheeled Shruikan and you can't evolve, so it's a normal devolve into Whismur for this one.

[Neo Emolga]

And then there were TWO.

MASTER RNG, wearing a silly red clown nose, draws in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Entei and ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Lucario to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton @ARandomTool

The ARTISTIC COIN OF INSANITY MONKEY BUSINESS has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts up with Aromatherapy! But spraying perfume everywhere doesn't do much!
ARANDOMTOOL kicks things off with Hyper Fang! But Dracula isn't on steroids!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Kinesis! Turns out using imagination just isn't the same!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Horn Leech! But his unicorn costume didn't come with a drinking straw!

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Flying Press! But no one told him why a printing press on a airplane wouldn't work.
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Freeze-Dry! Turns out it was a bad way to handle his wet laundry.

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Lunge! But that would give him an upset stomach!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Covet! But it seems a little late to be working on a Christmas list.

TURN FIVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Purify! But his pitcher is all out of water filters!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Eerie Impulse! Suddenly he really wants to see a horror movie!

TURN SIX
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Roost! But sitting on his butt has no effect!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Astonish! But he forgot to use wrapping paper!

TURN SEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Captivate! But ARANDOMTOOL couldn't care less.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Multi-Attack! But he can't figure out how to get the first one started!

TURN EIGHT
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Thousand Arrows! Turns out he needs a Cosco membership to by that many in bulk.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Mist! But he doesn't have an outlet to power his fan!

TURN NINE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Fire Fang! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on ARANDOMTOOL!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON WINS!

I had a feeling something like that might happen. But hey, you never really know!

Well, you can't evolve and you've already had the pleasure of Wheeling Tool, so it's a regular devolve to regular Lucario for this one.

[Neo Emolga]

Congratulations to making it to Season 11! And here's what that kind of madness looks like!

SEASON 11

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS BELLOSSOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BEWEAR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS LUCARIO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS ARCANINE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS ENTEI
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS WHISMUR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS DRUDDIGON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS LUVDISC
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS XERNEAS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS BAGON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

It's a brand new season with all kinds of fun surprises in store!

MASTER RNG, doing a silly tap dance, pulls in...

BULBASAUR as Bagon and SCYTHERWOLF as Arcanine to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur @Scytherwolf

The SLEEPY COIN OF SLEEPY SLEEPIES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF kicks things off with Amnesia! But she forgets how that goes again.
BULBASAUR opens up with Rage! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Brine! But the water is cold this time of year...
BULBASAUR unleashes Freeze Shock! Turns out using jumper cables on ice cubes doesn't do much.

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Quick Attack! Problem is she tossed that for Extreme Speed.
BULBASAUR attempts Psywave! It was working great until he woke up.

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Double Slap! But it turns out to be more like Double Love Tap.
BULBASAUR tries Buzzy Buzz! But he stopped pretending to be a bumblebee back in preschool.

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Brave Bird! But she's a bit too chicken to try that.
BULBASAUR attacks with Perish Song! But he forgets how the lyrics go.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Captivate! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR unleashes Rototiller! But I'll admit to not knowing what pray tell that is either.

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bite! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR strikes with Lunge! But he feels that might make him sick to his stomach.

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF tries Acid Armor! But she doesn't know where to start when it comes to putting it on!
BULBASAUR attacks with Worry Seed! But instead he got sunflower seeds to munch on.

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Moonblast! But she isn't sure how to get her dynamite up there.
BULBASAUR uses Photon Geyser! But nothing comes out of the hole he dug in the ground!

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Focus Energy! But she can't concentrate with all the loud music playing!
BULBASAUR tries Psych Up! But it kind of gives him a headache thinking about it.

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Zippy Zap! But running an electrical charge through her jacket zipper seems rather silly.
BULBASAUR strikes with Retaliate! But he forget to swear revenge first!

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Dragon Ascent! She throws a Dragonite plushie into the sky!
BULBASAUR attempts Torment! But everyone sees through his homework pit trap!

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Confusion! Ironically, she understands how it works but knows she can't do it herself.
BULBASAUR uses Bulk Up! But his duffle bag is stuffed and he can't fit another sock into it!

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Swallow! Hey, it was more polite than spitting it out!
BULBASAUR attacks with Natural Gift! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Sleep Talk! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Dang, another down to the wire match!

Well, you've got two choices! Devolving Bulbasaur Perma-eggs him out of the game, or you can Wheel him. Yeah, it's definitely a mercy test. :P

[Scytherwolf]

WHEEL! Much more exciting than egg!

[Neo Emolga]

WHEEL! Much more exciting than egg!

Sure! It means no more Godmence, but we'll see what this happy and healthy reincarnation brings!

SCYTHERWOLF RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Beautifly (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Delcatty (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Lombre (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Budew (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Finneon (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Fun with Photoshop Filters
Theme #2: Disney Princess
Theme #3: Sadness and WOE
Theme #4: SUPER EDGY
Theme #5: Fancy cakes

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Eats months old sushi
Usertitle #2: Woe is bird
Usertitle #3: BE POSITIVE THINKING!
Usertitle #4: Don't eat those socks
Usertitle #5: I'm a family clam

That's... :x



Sorry, dude, but that's epic! I'm just totally baffled it finally and actually happened! Congratulations on being that special selection! XD

Let's not forget you devolved me into Gloom, dude. >;P Everyone rides the karma train!

[Bulbasaur]

I knew that token PM could not be a good sign.

[Scytherwolf]

AMAZING.

[Neo Emolga]

Welcome the magic with this special update!

MASTER RNG, wearing a dazzling new purple tuxedo, pulls in...

ARNISD as Druddigon and NOBLEJANOBII as Luvdisc to the battlefield!
@arnisd @Noblejanobii

The MERRY COIN OF NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE WITCHCRAFT has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Petal Dance! But she doesn't want to ruin her rose bouquet!
ARNISD opens with Fiery Dance! But he can't get his campfire to get in the groove!

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Healing Wish! But it looks like she'll need to resort to Band-Aids instead.
ARNISD strikes with Heart Swap! He exchanges Valentines!

TURN THREE
NOBLEJANOBII tries Vine Whip! But she gets it mixed up and uses her leather one to go all Indiana Jones on it.
ARNISD uses Tailwind! Turns out farting wasn't the way to do it.

TURN FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Trump Card! It causes the government to shut down!
ARNISD attempts Lick! He finds that cherry really is the best lollipop flavor!

TURN FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Roar! But it comes out as a cute little peep instead.
ARNISD tries Wish! But he can't get Jirachi to wake up!

TURN SIX
NOBLEJANOBII tries Bubble Beam! But using a laser on them causes them all to pop!
ARNISD attacks with Parabolic Charge! But he can't find the charger port on his math textbook!

TURN SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Rollout! She spreads the dough and cuts circles to make cookies!
ARNISD uses Heavy Slam! He nearly breaks the door off!

TURN EIGHT
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Body Slam! But that might make her lose her lunch...
ARNISD strikes with Crush Grip! He squishes a soda can in his claws!

TURN NINE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Arm Thrust! Might help if she had arms!
ARNISD attempts Struggle! But he's still got plenty of PP left over!

TURN TEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Aurora Veil! But she can't figure out how to get up there to wear it!
ARNISD uses Grass Knot! He makes a pretty bow with a reed!

TURN ELEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Circle Throw! She chucks a hula hoop into the action!
ARNISD attacks with Roar of Time! He shouts his watch display as loud as he can!

TURN TWELVE
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Spike Cannon! But she forget to put in some gunpowder!
ARNISD tries Glare! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN THIRTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Block! She throws a Rubik Cube into the action!
ARNISD strikes with Scratch! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN FOURTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Double Team! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD tries Electric Terrain! But he can't find a place to plug it in!

TURN FIFTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Throat Chop! But she can only bump ARNISD on the neck!
ARNISD unleashes Solar Blade! But he's not sure how to turn the sunlight into a knife!

TURN SIXTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Embargo! But she's not sure what to ban from entering into the country!
ARNISD attempts Will-O-Wisp! Turns out lighting a sparkler isn't quite the same thing.

TURN SEVENTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Detect! But she can't find what she's supposed to be looking for!
ARNISD uses Howl! He shouts at the moon but it doesn't reply!

TURN EIGHTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mist Ball! But she can't get the water spray to stay put in a sphere shape!
ARNISD strikes with Morning Sun! But he's a late sleeper.

TURN NINETEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Dragon Dance! But she doesn't really want to tango with ARNISD.
ARNISD unleashes Conversion 2. But he can't figure out how to make the sequel to alchemy.

TURN TWENTY
NOBLEJANOBII tries Roost! But surprise! Sitting around doesn't do very much...
ARNISD attempts Boomburst! He explodes a boombox to no effect!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Aromatic Mist! But spraying Fabreeze just makes things smell nice.
ARNISD strikes with Wing Attack! He voraciously consumed some buffalo wings!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Relic Song! But she can't remember the lyrics!
ARNISD tries Infestation! But he already had Terminix deal with the problem!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Acrobatics! But she admits she's not a trapeze artist.
ARNISD uses Submission! He enters his contest entry!

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Aura Sphere! But she just has that funny Deerling in the headlights look.
ARNISD attacks with Revelation Dancer! But he can't find the instructions to any dance steps in the last book of the Bible.

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Sandstorm! But flinging a few grains around doesn't quite count...
ARNISD unleashes Fell Stinger! But he doesn't have a dagger to drop to the ground.

TURN TWENTY-SIX
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Wood Hammer! But she only has one made of metal!
ARNISD tries Inferno! But he finds his propane tank went empty years ago.

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Electrify! But that might mess up her phone.
ARNISD strikes with Smack Down! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

ARNSID WINS!

Oof, haven't had a long one like that for a while!

Well dude, you can either devolve and egg her or you can Wheel her! What's on the menu for chaos today?