★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Because... you crave this havoc. You know you do!

MASTER RNG smears ice cream all over his face and pulls in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Scrafty and NOBLEJANOBII as Jigglypuff to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton @Noblejanobii

The SUPER SPICY COIN OF ITALIAN TACOS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII starts up with Refresh! She guzzles a can of cola but that's all that happens!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON kicks things off with Wake-Up Slap! Turns out it works better if you use it on your opponent!

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Psycho Shift! She decides to watch Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window instead!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Horn Leech! Apparently it doesn't work with his costume unicorn horn.

TURN THREE
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Ion Deluge! But she used up all her supplies on her science fair project!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Twister! But not much happens with his left hand on a red dot and right foot on a blue dot.

TURN FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII tries Nightmare! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against her!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Phantom Force! But the phantoms are lazy today and can't be forced to do anything.

TURN FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Smelling Salts! It helps her stay awake during her own signing!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Smokescreen! But his fog machine is lost somewhere in his attic!

TURN SIX
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Dragon Rage! But throwing darts at a Dragonite picture doesn't do much for the battle!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Flash Cannon! But he just blows up a lot of cameras in the process!

TURN SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Lock-On! But wearing a combination lock doesn't seem to do much.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses High Jump Kick! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN EIGHT
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Phantom Force! Turns out they're still feeling lazy today...
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Uproar! But he just shouts a lot.

TURN NINE
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Flare Blitz! But she just burns out a lot of matches doing that.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Techno Blast! And so the whole neighborhood hears a lot of second-hand electronic dance music!

TURN TEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Arm Thrust! But it turns out to be more like a really fast pointing action!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Baneful Bunker! But he decides he doesn't feel like hanging out in such a place.

TURN ELEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Odor Sleuth! But it's tricky without a nose!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Bubble Beam! But a lot of spit and air goes just flying around instead.

TURN TWELVE!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Sacred Fire! Turns out pouring holy water over candles doesn't quite work.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Dragon Claw! It has NO EFFECT on NOBLEJANOBII, causing VOLTAIRE MAGNETON to crumble and weep in defeat!

NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

Wow, poor Voltaire was one attack away from winning and isn't even a dragon type. :P It's not over until it's over, of course!

Well, up to you, Noble! You've got all three options open! Devolve, evolve, or Wheel?

[Noblejanobii]

SPIN THAT WHEEL!

[Neo Emolga]

SPIN THAT WHEEL!

Mmmm, I was so hoping you'd say that!

NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Steelix (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Clawitzer (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Machoke (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Turtwig (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Grimer (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Entei (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Witchcraft
Theme #2: Breakfast Cereal
Theme #3: Peaches
Theme #4: Bongo Cat
Theme #5: That new Pikachu meme (https://imgur.com/t/pikachu)

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: This Usertitle Empty - YEET
Usertitle #2: I coulda dropped my croissant
Usertitle #3: Two bros chilling in a hot tub
Usertitle #4: The SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Usertitle #5: or two bagels


Ah, that was fun, what a great combo that is!

[Noblejanobii]

Also isn't that my third wheeling? I think it is!

[Neo Emolga]

Also isn't that my third wheeling? I think it is!

Actually, you're up to four! You've got sammy0295, Chakramaster, ARandomTool, and Voltaire Magneton who have all experienced your wrath!

Whether or not they've enjoyed it is something open for debate, but it's a fine list you've got there!

[Voltaire Magneton]

Bongo Cat Entei? N I C E

[Neo Emolga]

The last battle of Season 9!

MASTER RNG laughs that you thought you could avoid mayhem and pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Clefairy and ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Lucario to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @ARandomTool

The WONKY COIN OF ROCKET PICKLES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN starts things up with Mega Kick! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against him!
ARANDOMTOOL opens with Trick! But the Buneary we was supposed to pull out of his hat escaped!

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN strikes with Play Rough! He breaks his X-Box controller in frustration!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Shadow Claw! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN attempts Stomping Tantrum! But he doesn't want to ruin the floorboards!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Water Shuriken! But they keep dripping away into puddles!

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN uses Attract! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final damage strike against him!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

Ow. Self-destruction is always a rough way to go.

ARandomTool, you've got devolve or Wheel + Nefarious Anarchist badge as your options! What's it going to be today?

[ARandomTool]

SPIN IT SPIN IT SPIN IT FASTER FASTER FAASSSTTTTEEEEERRRRRR

[Neo Emolga]

SPIN IT SPIN IT SPIN IT FASTER FASTER FAASSSTTTTEEEEERRRRRR

OMG OMG OMG OKAY SPINING NOW HOLY CRAP YES SEE I DON'T LIE.

ARANDOMTOOL RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti

Aww man, I miss hosting Stalkers. Maybe I should bring it back one of these days.

[Neo Emolga]

This madness that's part of a complete breakfast is what we have for Season 10!

SEASON 10

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS BELLOSSOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BEWEAR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA LUCARIO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS ARCANINE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS ENTEI
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS LOUDRED
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS DRUDDIGON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS JIGGLYPUFF
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS UNOWN
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS SHELGON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

Remember, early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wise but socially dead!