★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

At DBR, we embrace love and healing and devolution and wheeling. ;D

MASTER RNG, bouncing around on a pogo stick, pulls in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Pancham and SHRUIKAN as Naganadel to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton @Shruikan

The DERANGED COIN OF TOILET SWIRLIES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN starts up with Light of Ruin! He shines a flashlight on the Parthenon!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON kicks things off with Spikes! But dressing up as a hedgehog has limited effects.

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN attempts Close Combat! He shuts the door and fights with it!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Disarming Voice! But he's not sure how shouting would rip peoples' arms off.

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN tries Dragon Hammer! But it seems like Lowes didn't carry that in stock.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Buzzy Buzz! But he thinks twice about shaving his fur.

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN uses Cross Chop! But he bangs his two claws together in the process!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Cosmic Power! He tosses paper stars everywhere!

TURN FIVE
SHRUIKAN unleashes Gear Grind! But throwing a watch into a paper shredder just breaks everything.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Liquidation! He makes a sound profit on selling his stocks!

TURN SIX
SHRUIKAN attacks with Vacuum Wave! He waves hello to his Dyson Ball!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Discharge! It results in a really messy sneeze!

TURN SEVEN
SHRUIKAN attempts Thunder Wave! He greets the stormy skies above!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Roost! He sits in a giant bird's nest!

TURN EIGHT
SHRUIKAN tries Thief! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Focus Energy! But all his camera shots on a can of Red Bull are all blurry!

TURN NINE
SHRUIKAN uses Dig! But he forgot to bring his shovel!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Synthesis! But he's not sure what to glue together!

TURN TEN
SHRUIKAN attacks with Nature Power! But he can't find a power plant in the forest!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Lovely Kiss! But he'd rather wait for Valentine's Day.

TURN ELEVEN
SHRUIKAN unleashes Smog! But he'd really have to fart long and hard for that one.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Foresight! But his Magic 8 Ball just tells him to try again later.

TURN TWELVE
SHRUIKAN tries Power Swap! He plugs his phone into a different outlet!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Spike Cannon! But he can't stuff his cactus into the barrel!

TURN THIRTEEN
SHRUIKAN attempts Dragon Rage! But he's feeling rather peachy today.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Acid! But he remembers to just say no to drugs.

TURN FOURTEEN
SHRUIKAN uses Mega Drain! Now he never has to call his plumber again!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Tail Whip! But he only has a butt to wiggle!

TURN FIFTEEN
SHRUIKAN strikes with Water Pulse! He tosses a rock into a pond to make ripples!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Grass Knot! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!

TURN SIXTEEN
SHRUIKAN attacks with Amnesia! But he forgot how it works!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Electric Terrain! But he left his generator back at home!

TURN SEVENTEEN
SHRUIKAN unleashes Icicle Crash! He squishes two together to make a slushie!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Blizzard! He decides to make a slushie as well!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SHRUIKAN attempts Power Trick! But his electricity service provider doesn't fall for it.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Quick Guard! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against him!

TURN NINETEEN
SHRUIKAN strikes with Lock-On! He uses a combination lock on his cabinet to keep his stuff secure!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Stomping Tantrum! But he doesn't want to have the landlord get on his case about that again.

TURN TWENTY
SHRUIKAN uses Heavy Slam! But he just ate lunch not that long ago.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Safeguard! He cuts a shield out of paper!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
SHRUIKAN attacks with Shadow Punch! But punching the shade just makes him look silly.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Recover! He found his long-lost teddy bear after all these years!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
SHRUIKAN unleashes Thunder Punch! But he'd rather not get his fist zapped off.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Mirror Coat! But he couldn't find any of those for sale on L.L. Bean's website.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
SHRUIKAN strikes with Thunder Wave! He decides just waving hello to the lightning might be a better idea.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Meditate! But a new YouTube video breaks his concentration!

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
SHRUIKAN attacks with Glitzy Glow! But breaking open glow sticks on a new tuxedo seems like a bad idea.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Thunder Fang! But he doesn't think his dental insurance would be too happy about that.

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
SHRUIKAN uses Mirror Shot! He blasts the bathroom vanity mirror with a M4 carbine!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Tri Attack! He turns his tricycle into a lump of twisted metal!

TURN TWENTY-SIX
SHRUIKAN unleashes Hone Claws! But his nail clipper isn't large enough!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Gunk Shot! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final regular damage strike against him!

SHRUIKAN WINS!

Wow. The battle of who can kill themselves the fastest! XD

Shruikan, it's up to you! You can Wheel Voltaire... or perma-egg him. You decide what happens next!

[Shruikan]

Sorry Voltaire, but I'm going to have to go with the Devolve/egg.

[Neo Emolga]

Hey, sorry for being a no-show on this today but a whole bunch of things came up and some of them took a lot longer than I thought they would...

Things should go as normal tomorrow, thanks for understanding!

[Neo Emolga]

Sorry Voltaire, but I'm going to have to go with the Devolve/egg.

Oof. That means...

@Voltaire Magneton

Well dude, sorry but that means you're Perma-Egged and out of the game. But it comes with all these great consolation prizes!

THE ABILITY TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR AND BANNER TO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!
No limitations! No worry having to wear silly scribbly things!

FAME AND ATTENTION DURING THE EASTER HOLIDAY!!!
They'll put you on display and look all over for you!

FREE FROM BEING WHEELED AGAIN!!!
Now YOU can choose exactly how you want to embarrass yourself without having someone else decide for you!

Thanks for playing and hope to see you next game!

[Neo Emolga]

Season 14 sends a greeting! Say hello!

SEASON 14

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS JIRACHI
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS DELCATTY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS ARCANINE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 SHRUIKAN: AS NAGANADEL
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 ARNISD: AS KOMMO-O
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 NOBLEJANOBII: AS QUILAVA
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SAMMY0295: AS GARDEVOIR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 BULBASAUR: AS SKITTY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

Share the love and happiness!

MASTER RNG, with marshmallows smothered all over his face, yanks in...

SHRUIKAN as Naganadel and SCYTHERWOLF as Arcanine to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Scytherwolf

The SWISS ARMY COIN OF LAUGHING COCONUTS has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN opens up with Bite! He nibbles on a chocolate chip cookie!
SCYTHERWOLF kicks things off with Hyper Voice! But her megaphone is up in her attic!

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN tries Air Cutter! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spirit Shackle! But the chains are all knotted up!

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN attacks with Drill Run! But that seems even more dangerous than running with scissors!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Shadow Claw! But it wasn't supposed to involve shadow puppets!

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN attempts Karate Chop! But someone forgot to tell him that's not something you find in the meat aisle!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Headbutt! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

TURN FIVE
SHRUIKAN strikes with Trick Room! But his magic wand proves defective!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Torment! She trolls people on the internet!

TURN SIX
SHRUIKAN unleashes Outrage! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Dragon Pulse! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on SHRUIKAN!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Ooh snap, now that was a good and interesting match!

Since Scytherwolf has already Wheeled Shruikan and can't evolve, it's a devolution down to Poipole.

[Neo Emolga]

Another shrubbery!

MASTER RNG, drumming on some bongos, pulls in...

SAMMY0295 as Gardevoir and CHAKRAMASTER as Jirachi to the battlefield!
@sammy0295 @Chakramaster

The OVERWHELMING COIN OF MOVIE POPCORN CATASTROPHE has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER starts things off with Air Cutter! But trying to attack the sky with scissors doesn't seem to do much!
SAMMY0295 opens up with Explosion! But she'd rather not eat that much today.

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Giga Drain! But that ends up being against bathroom housing code!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Electric Terrain! But she can't find the on switch anywhere in the grass!

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Spacial Rend! But his spellcasting ability isn't high enough of a level!
SAMMY0295 tries Brave Bird! But going into a warzone with the Cardinals mascot costume doesn't quite make it work.

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Grassy Terrain! But he finds this brand of grass seeds still takes a while to work!
SAMMY0295 uses Power Whip! But going all Indiana Jones on a wall outlet doesn't quite work the same way.

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Shadow Claw! But using a glove for shadow puppets proves ineffective!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Blue Flare! But it keeps coming out as red!

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER uses Howl! But it's not a full moon out!
SAMMY0295 attempts Aromatic Mist! But spraying Glade everywhere only makes the area smell like lilac!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER tries Precipice Blades! But he left them back at his house!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Screech! But her owl flew away!

TURN EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Glare! But it only makes it hard to see what's on the television!
SAMMY0295 uses Sunny Day! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO strike on CHAKRAMASTER!

SAMMY0295 WINS!

Yee-ouch, that's rough! But hey, it can happen!

Well sammy, you get your choice of devolve and egg Chakra, evolve yourself, or Wheel him! What kind of fun activity are you feeling up for?

[sammy0295]

Wheel him.

[Neo Emolga]

Wheel him.

And wow. He sure wasn't Jirachi for very long! :P

Still doesn't beat that one-hour-only Turtwig transformation though. XD

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Lopunny (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Sudowoodo (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Gloom (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Remoraid (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Druddigon (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: wow that's sparkly
Theme #2: glitchy
Theme #3: stereoTYPES
Theme #4: Pink™
Theme #5: vaporwave

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Bottom Text
Usertitle #2: Back at it again at Kripsy Kreme
Usertitle #3: Blasting off again
Usertitle #4: Hi, welcome to Chili's
Usertitle #5: Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

OW. And we go from wishes to fishes!

[Neo Emolga]

Embrace the anarchy! <3

MASTER RNG, headbanging like a metalhead, yanks in...

ARNISD as Kommo-o and NEO EMOLGA as Dunsparce to the battlefield!
@arnisd

The TANGY COIN OF THE MIRACLE PIGEON BATTALION has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Confusion! But he doesn't understand how it works!
ARNISD opens with Heal Pulse! But he hasn't even taken a scratch!

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA tries Draco Meteor! But the rock he flings isn't even close to that.
ARNISD strikes with Acid Spray! But a foul cologne doesn't do the job.

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Beat Up! He pulverizes a piñata!
ARNISD uses Smart Strike! He knocks down all the pins!

TURN FOUR
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Sky Uppercut! But punching the atmosphere has no effect!
ARNISD attempts Peck! But he doesn't have the beak to do that with!

TURN FIVE
NEO EMOLGA uses Spider Web! But Spider-man doesn't answer the phone!
ARNISD strikes with Charge! Now his phone is back at 100%!

TURN SIX
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Electrify! But he doesn't want to risk his laundry having static cling!
ARNISD tries Shadow Sneak! But he needs to get better at hide and seek!

TURN SEVEN
NEO EMOLGA attempts Magic Coat! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on ARNISD!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

...

NoooooOOOOoooo, you're supposed to free me of this miserable form! Argggg, I'm stuck with this for even longer! REEEEEEE!!!

Anyway, I already had the fun of Wheeling you and can't evolve, so you get to enjoy Hakamo-o for a while. Have fun!