The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

((How about my godmons? *shot*))

OH GOD HELP ME *SIVELOS is kind of being mauled by Bloodhound right now* WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH

AND CURSE MY NEWFOUND DEFENSES I CAN STILL FEEL ALL OF THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Toxic DoT fails due to Bloodhound being immortal. You can have infinite life, but immortality provides disease and poison protection on top of it. Bloodhound mauls you freely.*

Bloodhound: YOU'RE FOOD TO ME!

[Sir Sivelos]

OH GOD WHY

*It seems SIVELOS's defenses are STILL holding out.*

OH GOD TAZZ WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE

[Wander]

Yo, Greninja, Diggersby, go help Siv!

*Greninja and Diggersby are already on it. Greninja uses a Rain Dance, making a heavy rain fall on the field. With all the water pouring down, Diggersby gathers as much water as he can and directs all of it at Bloodhound as a Surf move*

[Sir Sivelos]

OH GOD WHY IS THIS STILL HAPPENING

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((Headcanon: Legend > Trainer in terms of authority. If a Legend says to attack the trainer, the Pokemon will do so. Even if they're otherwise loyal.))

*Bloodhound gets torn away. Unfortunately, it is too late and Sivelos has been slain again. Sivelos is out of EXP and has lost all his pocket change.*

Bloodhound: Grr...

*Tazz sends out Darkrai, hoping that his senses will help detect the Helmsman. He gives a glare at Wander's Pokemon to ensure they aren't coerced into attacking Wander or any allies.*

Bloodhound:...For the love of the d**m Ultimate Order, Helmsman, be a bit more proactive, would you?!

*The Helmsman gets more proactive, signaling this by standing atop the wall of the Draken village. Velvetine and Tazz rush in to attack.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses a level 9999 COSMIC CATACLYSM, compressed to completely engulf Bloodhound.* AAAAAARGH FEAST ON THAT WHY DON'T YOU

[Voltaire Magneton]

can we just return to normal or something

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Nope, Volatile. Nope.*

*Your Cosmic Cataclysm is INTERUPPTED by the Helmsman suddenly becoming a thing. As in, 'he stabs you directly in the face' sort of thing. You're down to critical levels...Of course, your own Sniper Turrets (which didn't stop being a thing) help pick up the slack and keep Bloodhound (and his Pokemon, which didn't stop being a thing either) off your back.*

*Darkrai comes out of nowhere to grab and restrain him, which he finds incredibly uncomfortable. Tazz and Velvetine proceed to get on his sorry hind for a massive kicking of said hind.*

[Voltaire Magneton]

*oh well*

*uses sheer gorgeousness*

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