Quote Originally Posted by Arrow-Jolteon View Post
I changed my mind, Ignore the last post. I'll just eat a couple of Spelon Berries and head over to (25) Merchant's Guild and work on the {Fastened Shadowy Door: <Security>}
Since you didn't specify, you eat ALL the Spę͓̣͕͖̖̭̫̖͚̈́ͫͧ͆ͨ͒ͦͯͬͯͭͣ͊̍̈̆ͪ̃̀͢͠͠lon Berries. Muha haha haha ha I'm only kiddin̶̢͈̻͍̳̩̥͓̘͔̤̣̥ͯ̎͆̅͂͐ͧ̂ͪ̐͘͟͜g, you eat two. I may be s͉̹͎͕͉̪ͅa̠̟̺̜̦̳̻̕d͔i̤͙̥̮s͇͙͉̹̲t͈̦̦̙̹i̺̹͓͙̖c̻̕ but I haven't forgotten ho̹͙̮͎̫̞̳̹̮͙̮͎͚͕̼̘̗̱̾ͣͬ̏̀͘͢͟͡w to add.

Arrow recovers 4 Sanity after munching on 2 Spelon Berries. But you should try being insane sometime, it's fun!

You decide to go to the Merchant's Guild becausę͓̣͕͖̖̭̫̖͚̈́ͫͧ͆ͨ͒ͦͯͬͯͭͣ͊̍̈̆ͪ̃̀͢͠͠ you're the gullible s͙͓̦̙͓͈u̶c͖̤̣k͏̭er̤͠ͅ who got talked into knowingly gettin̶̢͈̻͍̳̩̥͓̘͔̤̣̥ͯ̎͆̅͂͐ͧ̂ͪ̐͘͟͜g their Purity ransacked to take one for the team! Wow, did they promise you like free pizza, milkshakes, and a cruise to the Bahamas for this? ...NO!? You're doing this out of the kindness of your heart!? Fo̹͙̮͎̫̞̳̹̮͙̮͎͚͕̼̘̗̱̾ͣͬ̏̀͘͢͟͡r free!? I was wrong, those Spelon̶̢͈̻͍̳̩̥͓̘͔̤̣̥ͯ̎͆̅͂͐ͧ̂ͪ̐͘͟͜ Berries have to be defectivę͓̣͕͖̖̭̫̖͚̈́ͫͧ͆ͨ͒ͦͯͬͯͭͣ͊̍̈̆ͪ̃̀͢͠͠!

Fine, let's get this party started! Arrow takes 1 Purity damage!

You dash on down and seę͓̣͕͖̖̭̫̖͚̈́ͫͧ͆ͨ͒ͦͯͬͯͭͣ͊̍̈̆ͪ̃̀͢͠͠ the shadowy door in the distance. And guess who sees you too! While Yris was a fine and delicious soul buffet for them, you know, they like the taste of a Jolteon's soul, too. It has that extra bit of zesty zing to̹͙̮͎̫̞̳̹̮͙̮͎͚͕̼̘̗̱̾ͣͬ̏̀͘͢͟͡ it. To them, it's like the c̵̸̡͕͈̤̲̳̙̻̮̲̹̯͉̺̭̭̜͍̓͌̍͐̎ͣ͆̉͐̍̇ͯ̅̐ͬ͟a͂̈́̋͗͋̅ͣ͑̎͊ͨ͗ ̡̱̬͔͓̦̫͇ͩͮͅf̷̶̴̪̪͓̬͕͕̪̣͓͔͆̾̏̇ͥ͌ͯ̅̀̚͞f̸̔ͬ̐̄̈́̊͗ͥͦ͑̒͡ ̨̹̱͉̼̭̱̕ę̸͚̙̼͔͉̖̲̲͙̫͉̮͂ͬ̀̆ͩ́͌̒́͜͡i̷̻̫͙̼͙̳͖̅̎ͪ̉ͫ͘͝ ̮̙̳͙̝ͅn̸̸̝̠͚͙͇̬ͨ͑ͪ̍̽̿̓̇ͫͪ̎͊͋̓ͥ͌̊͛e͛ͭ̂̔̍̿̌͑̎ͩ̈́ͧ̆ͦ̈͞ ̣̞̥̖͔̞̜̮̙̘͍̬̠̮̳̹̞̀ͅͅ they need to get to work in the morning. So of course they take an interest in yo̹͙̮͎̫̞̳̹̮͙̮͎͚͕̼̘̗̱̾ͣͬ̏̀͘͢͟͡u!

You dash and dash, but now they're wrapping around you. Aww, think of it like a hug! A nice, close, ṡ͎͖̠̖͙̯ͧ̾ͩ̿͒̿͛̌h̺̯ͩͧ͛̓̑͂́a͚̱̰̫̘̦̪ͪ͋̅͜͠d͇̥̩̬ͨͤͨoͪ̚ ̶̴̞̰̦͇͓̅̂͆ͧͮ̂w̪̦̲͆̋̈́́̂̂ͩͅͅy̴͉̜͎͚̥̤͉̯͇͒̐̑̍̾̐ͣ, constricting so̹͙̮͎̫̞̳̹̮͙̮͎͚͕̼̘̗̱̾ͣͬ̏̀͘͢͟͡ul-biting hug!

Arrow takes 2 more points Purity damage!

It feels a͖͓̝w̤̜̗̙f̗̰̼̮u̵͕̖̤͚̳̙̰l͇̳̝̦̜͢. It reminds you of puppies being m̗̕ụ͔̮̻r͎d̹̩̳̖̕e̥͉̘̥̩͈r̞̞̝̼̣e̛̞͖d̡̞̺̲̯͙ with an ice pick. Or a really bad episode of Hoarders where they find a dead cat un̻̼͓̯̩̑ͭ͂ͦ͛̑̽̅͛̋̄͢͝͞͞derneath a pile of used adult diapers. Part of yǫ̈́ͪ̆̂͐ͨ̄̒̒ͦͯ́́̚͢͝҉͈̜̙̘̱̳̠͇̜̩̪̖̠̻̻̟ͅu wonders if you'll even make it tǫ̈́ͪ̆̂͐ͨ̄̒̒ͦͯ́́̚͢͝҉͈̜̙̘̱̳̠͇̜̩̪̖̠̻̻̟ͅ the door in the first place, never mind get that darn̻̼͓̯̩̑ͭ͂ͦ͛̑̽̅͛̋̄͢͝͞͞ lock busted!

When you finally reach the door, boy, you try to work quickly on it like you've got Durants in your pants. At first, you try to pick it, but with all the shadows nibbling on your essence, you don't have time for that! And it's toǫ̈́ͪ̆̂͐ͨ̄̒̒ͦͯ́́̚͢͝҉͈̜̙̘̱̳̠͇̜̩̪̖̠̻̻̟ͅ much delicate work! Well, crap, this might just be for n̷̺͎̫͈͎̉ͤͬ̐ͯ͋̔ͪ̓ͪ́o̤̻̩̣̗̹͎̜̭͎̜̟̤̞̠̹ͦ̃͂ͤ̀̑ͭ̊͞t̿ͪ͒̓͊ ̞̳̼̦͎̹̫̖̳͕̯̪͇̐͋ͯ̏̓̓̆ͥ͌͐ͫͩ̐̕͠ͅh̴̶̷͓͇̩̯̱̠̭̗͑̆̓ͥͯͦͭ͢͝ ̹̠͇̘̹͕͕̻̭i̴̡͚͚̱͖͍͕̭̪͔͈̱̫̳̯̟͕̰̜̭ͯ͆ͫͯ͂ͤ̅̉̕͝͠ň͐̈́̇͂ͦ̂ ̸͓̙̝̦͕̫̺͕̯̭̲̺̤̞͖ͣ̒ͥͫ̕͡g̸̶̶̮̰̙͎̈̉̌ͧ̇̆ͣ̄͗͊̆̀̚͝ͅ!ͤ̓ͦ͗ ̛̛̬̠̦̤̗͇̱̣͓̱̤̩̜̝̤͓͊͋ͤͧ̊ͮ̀͘

You decide to try another approach, and it's the old "d̸͂̎̽̇̆ͨ̓͆͠҉̸̢̪̺̗͕̻̪̜͎̩à̷̵̡̆ͯͣ̍ͣͫ̊̅͆ͪ͏̛̤͍̠̜̗m̊́ͪ ̭̱̙̩̰͉̟̙̮̭̲̩̹̬̼͖̗͐̅̋̀ͥ͛ͩ̔ͤ̂͌ͨ͘͜ͅnͣͤͯ̏͠͏҉̸̬͍̮͓͉̘̟͇̗ ͉ this thing, I'll just break it instead!" You use your too̡ͣ̒͑ͨ̓͌̈ͨ̓ͬ̈ͭ̋͛͘͏̲̜̘͓̪̰̫͕̟̯̳̼͠ls and know-how to at least weaken and badly damage the inner mechanisms of the lock instead. Because at this point, you don't care about other Pokémon's personal property! Okay, I'll admit, that was clever improvising. Way to r̐͋̓ͭͨͧ̒̾͊͒͜͝҉͕͓̰̥͖͔͚͔͈̪̘̫̜̭͇͎̖́͟ͅȃͨ̔̌̇̔̐ͭͪ͑̍ͪͨ̚̚ ̢̜͎̰͓̖̙͉͈̥̩̀̕n̡̡͔̠̰̮͓̞̲̭̫̤̳̭͎̳͙̐̎̈́ͧͥͩͤ̊̌͒̓ͭ̓ͯ͡š͑̂ ̮̮̰͕̣͙͈̼̻̟̖͈̟̜͖̩͛ͤ͑͂̋̽̓̈́͌́̚͘͢͞ȧͤ͌̎ͩ͌͗ͥͬ́̅͑̉ͣ̈̓͛͂ͨ ̷̭̖̜͎͡͝c̸̛͇͕͈͕̦̖͎̼̫͕ͯ͐̃̿̋ͧ͑́̔͘͞͝k̵͍̗͉̮̟̙̾͊̓̐̍̍ͧ̐͡͡ ̮̰̼ that thing, you talented marauder!

{Fastened Shadowy Door: <Security>}

Your Emissary buddies better take you out to dinnę̡̛̮̞̙͎̹̹ͫ̈́ͨ͛̅ͥ͜͢ͅr for this nonsense. With the lock compromised, you SMASH into it and presto̡ͣ̒͑ͨ̓͌̈ͨ̓ͬ̈ͭ̋͛͘͏̲̜̘͓̪̰̫͕̟̯̳̼͠, that actually did the job! The lock falls o̡ͣ̒͑ͨ̓͌̈ͨ̓ͬ̈ͭ̋͛͘͏̲̜̘͓̪̰̫͕̟̯̳̼͠ff in a busted heap, on the ground, and the doors open wide to behold...!

{Corruption's Eye: <Seinaru>}

Arrow takes 3 crazy points Purity damage!

The shadows just ģ̜̻̹͙̤̩̟͔̰̜̠̣͕̠̖͕̯̊̔ͥ̄̔ͭͨͥ̆̂͗̀̚͘͜͡ó̭̞͆ͫ̇̎̄̉ͩ͢͜͢͝ ̪̭̱̳̩͍͉ṛ͚̮̹̰̹̖̪̱͇̟͓̳͔͕͎̞̽̌͗ͨ̆ͬ̑̐̂͛̌́g̸͍̠̦͑ͬ̆ͭͧ̆̒ͩ ͍̹͇̠͖̟̯̖͙͈͇̹ͅeͯ̀ͦ̆ͮ̓̐͆͊̎̌̈́̿̉̌ͨͨͣ͛͏̤͙̲͎͓̝̦̰͜͞ on your essence. It's like you stare into oblivion for a few seconds, almost enraptured by the swirling, enthralling darkness befō̷̧̝̣̤͍̺͇̪̤̞̣̳̱͋̾ͪͣ͊ͭ̀̓̀̿͒͌ͪ̆̄ͅͅre your bͮͣͥ̾҉̷͈͕̺̙̰̳̤̗̪͈͇͇̣̫͖̩̠͟rͭ͋͊̌͡͏͚͔̜̼̮̜̪͖͉̘͔͈̜͕̰̮̜͔ ̩a̛̭͉̝͎͈̯̼͓̟͓̲͇̯͎̒͆ͧ̓͋̅͐̈̓̕͘ͅi̵̛͕̥̫͓͓̊̌͆̉̈́ͨ̀͜͢n̐͋́ ̸̡̪̗̥̱͉̻͔̥̍ͩ̽̆͟ turns back on and you decide to run your yellow, spiky behind out of there asap before you take an unintended visit to the undiscovered country!

Well, you did your part and now you get to r̸̡͈̠͓͚͔͉̭̘̬̥̙̘̲͓̤͙̮͉̋ͩ̿ͣ̂̆̊͑ͩ̇̈́͒͐̋͗̒e͑ͣ͒́ͥ̚̕͡҉̩̝͔ ̯͚̥̻͙̜̗͇̙m̹̩̪͍ͥ̾͐̈̌̇ͬͩ́͘͢͜͟į̴̨̤̗̖ͬ̾̃̍͐ͩͫ̃̀ͅn̄͗ͣͥͣ ̸̴̨̝͙̜͔̗̺͖̫͚̳̩̤̪̥̼̊ͬ̓̈́̍ͩ͂͘ͅͅḍ̰͙͖̝͓̤̄̒̋ͪ̊̐ͣ̋ͯ͊͋̍̈͜ ͓̗̪̳ everyone to thank you and pamper you for your gracious services. Say, why not wave to your friend Daniel over there as he's next in line to join in on the shadō̷̧̝̣̤͍̺͇̪̤̞̣̳̱͋̾ͪͣ͊ͭ̀̓̀̿͒͌ͪ̆̄ͅͅwy fun! Yes, the reviews are in and those shadows love fresh Umbreō̷̧̝̣̤͍̺͇̪̤̞̣̳̱͋̾ͪͣ͊ͭ̀̓̀̿͒͌ͪ̆̄ͅͅn souls, too! They're nice and rich!

See you soon, Arrow! M̷̴̢̡̗͓̩̬̥̞̱̳̔̊ͩ͛͑̃͆͜ư̡̯͎̜̜̱̖̯͍̹͉͓̬͓̣̳̿̾̿͂ͭ͌ͩ̊̚aͣ ̐́̉̽ͦ̓̂̅͒͌̍̏̓͛́̚҉̛̬̥̮̠͟ȟ̵̶̯̠͙͙́ͭ̃̈̽̈́͌̂̃ͣ̏̈͑͛̚͟͠͝ ͉͔͉͎͖̣̹͉͇̙̝̺͈̝ ͐ͧ̈́̉̐̔̐̽ͩͥ̍͐̏̄ͤ̀͢͏̦͈̜͕̗̰͇̦̘̦́̀ḩ̴̶̴͂̇ͩ͂̓̏ͤ́ͣ͑̓̅ͫͤͫ ̗̳̙̫̯̥̬̙a̢̙̙̥͚̥̟̩̝̮̞͉̹̘͇̬̪͚̓̏̈́̄ͪ̌͋͆̄̄̈́ͮ̔͂ͭ͛́ ̡̲̻̤̩̰͔͇͍̙̣͚̭̰͓̯̦̽̈̏̊ͪ͗ͯ͑̚͜͜͡ͅh̓͊͌̈́͋ͧ̍͏̖̺̬̮̪̟͎̪̀̀͠ ̜̗̤̠̲̖͓̟ā̧̛̹̲̰̘̯̱̪͈͉̯̬͐̓̅̇͐̆ͯ̓ͤ̿̿ͭ̽̾͂͝͡ ̶̻̻̗̩̰̦̲̝͒͐̿̄͊̇͋ͫ̀͝h̢͈͍̻̣͖͓̝ͬ́ͯ̑ͥ̋̋͋͑͋̏̽͗͜͝͡a͒̊͛́̋ ̶̢͉͓̞̟̬̹̦͕̯̮̤̉͌̈̉̏̅̂̉͆́̚̕h͍̝̥͈̞̞̩̿̆̒̊ͨ̒͌ͨ̅̇̓ͧ͒͟͜͠͡ ̻̘a̴̡̬̩͕̗̰̞͉̭̻͍̟̘̱͔̦̬̫ͧ̏ͭ̂̓̚h̢̳͖̠̹͍̱̼̗̜̮ͬ͒ͬ̌̀̀̚ͅͅa ̴̖̺̹̦̦̮̘̞͎̳̠̆͋̓̏̑͐́̓ͧ͛͗ͬ͌̏̃̾̔ͮ!̛͕͎̥̙̙̈́ͯ̿ͥ̌̍̂̀́͆ͩ̀͝ ̰̹ >:3

Arrow the Jolteon (M: Electric)
Health: 10/10 | Sanity: 8/8 | Purity: 4/10
Battle Stance: Flee
Perk: Security
Trait: Nimble