PXR Character Chat

[VeloJello]

Addy: Ohmygosh it's Kirby! And Dedede! I love your games, guys. I don't suppose you'd mind a hug, Kirby?

Paul: ... I want a hug...

Umbra: And now Palkia's here as well? The Legends are out in force, here.

Margo: At this rate, I'm seriously hoping to run into Rayquaza. Maybe she could help us deal with our Titan problem.

[Sir Sivelos]

((I just want to say something I forgot to mention: In my Kirby fanon, Kirby is around the size of an average beach ball. So, around half a meter in diameter. Waddle Dee and Meta Knight are the same height, with Dedede being taller.))

Kirby: Of course, poyo! *leaps into Addy's arms*

Dedede: Of course you'd like my games. DededeTour is the best video game in Dreamland, rating a 9.8 out of 10 on the DLGN website.

Meta Knight: …"DLGN?"

Dedede: Dreamland Gaming Network, duh.

Mace Knight: Oh! I've visited that site!

Blade Knight: O' course ye have, ye massive nerd.

Magolor: ...What? What even...

[FedoraChar]

@Sivelos: Is that about what height they are in Smash? :o

Pit @ Magalor: Um... weren't you like... a villain or something?

Palkia: *laughs at Blazefang's comment* @Scytheclaw: Meh, I don't know if I could take them all on. But it would be interesting to try. @Umbra and Margo: As long as Dialga doesn't show up, that's fine by me. Rayquaza's a hoot, though. Feel free to invite him.

Aidan @Nightshade: No, that's okay. I need to be b-braver. Th-thanks for being so nice, though

Lee@Dedede: DededeTour? Never heard of it.

[Sir Sivelos]

((No, just the height I imagine them to be when outside of their universe. Yes, when in-universe, Kirby is his canonical eight inches tall. But when interacting with people outside of his universe, I scale him up a bit.))

Magolor: W-What? No, I'm not! Honest!

Kirby: Hey! Don't bully Magolor like that, poyo!

Meta Knight: Pit? It's best not to mention Magolor's past actions… He's reformed, and become a staple citizen of Dreamland. Mentioning that causes him to… er… for lack of a better term, have a panic attack. The poor boy has been through enough.

Dedede: *folds arms and huffs* Then obviously, you have no sense in video games.

Doo: Uh, sir? Last I checked, Dededetour was only available in Dreamland. It was also recalled due to poor sales. Y'know, 'cause most of Dreamland lives in the WILDS??

Dee: I played it! It was really fun. owo

Shadow Kirby: I remember that the Mirror World used to have video games… Dark Mind labeled them as propaganda against his regime, and destroyed all of them...

Kirby: Wait, so you want to get Dark Mind because he got rid of video games, poyo!?

Shadow Kirby: No, that's not what I...

Kirby: I stopped him once, I can do it again, poyo!

Shadow Kirby: Right...

[VeloJello]

Addy: Kirby is officially the best at hugs.

Paul: Isn't Dedede Tour that thing you were freaking out over the other day, Addy?

Addy: No, it was Dedede's Drum Dash, and I wasn't freaking out. The people who made the game seem to have put an impossible mini game on there just to prevent one hundred percent completion. Hardly my fault I want a perfect save.

Umbra: According to my recollections, Rayquaza is female...? Unless the titles "Storm Queen", "Sky Empress", and "Lady of the Winds" are ironic.

Margo: Wait a second; these guys may not be from our universe. So... not of help. Doggone it.

[Scytherwolf]

Nightshade: @Aidan It's all right. If you want to try and talk to them, go right ahead, but don't rush into it if you don't want to. That's great that you want to have more courage.

Scytheclaw: *rolls eyes and imitates Nightshade under his breath*

Snowcrystal: Hey...stop it!

Scytheclaw: Shy characters shouldn't even be here!

Snowcrystal: Anybody can be here! Stop being so rude!

Spark: Yeah, go hang out with the villains or something. You're mean.

Scytheclaw: Oh really? And have you forgotten why you need me for the story's plot?

Spark: *glare*

Scytheclaw: I thought so.

Snowcrystal: Well, be nice!

Wildflame: Yeah, you're representing our story after all. Gotta give a good impression.

Spark: Can I have a kirby hug too?

Scytheclaw: You know what? Fine. I'm going to go sit at the villains table.

Itora: WOOOOOOO!

[Sieses]

Talia: Err... I'm shy. Does that mean I'm not allowed here...?

Considering how little you say around here, you may as well not be!

[FedoraChar]

Pit@MetaKnight and Megalor: Er... Okay? ...Sorry, Megalor...

Lee: *throws his hands up in surrender* Whatever, penguin man.

Palkia@Margo: Oh, right, alternate universes and all that. Fun stuff that is. :/ No dice in that case. Sorry, but even I gotta obey certain rules.

Zayna@Scytheclaw: Everyone has a place here >:/ And who do you think you are, saying who can and can't be here? Go ahead and sit with the lunatic villains why don't you? Hey, I'll even send Ghetsis over to keep you company! @Talia: Don't listen to him, he's just a sourpuss. Of course you're welcome here.

Aidan: O-okay?

Hope everyone had a fantastic Christmas! :D And I hope Spark stayed out of the chocolates xD I know Lee didn't

Lee: *face covered in chocolate* Whaaaat?

[Scytherwolf]

Scytheclaw: @Talia Yes, that's exactly what it means.

Snowcrystal: Scytheclaw! Don't be so mean! Everyone's allowed here.

Spark: *face also covered in chocolate* C'mon, Scytheclaw, stop being so angry at everyone for no reason. Have some chocolate and be happy! *flings chocolate pieces in Scytheclaw's face*

Scytheclaw: That's it. I'm leaving. I'm sitting at the villains' table. Goodbye.

Itora: Yeah! Scizor's on our side!

Volco: *shouting at Zayna* Hey, who are you calling lunatics?

Yenn: WHAT? NO! GHETSIS CAN'T COME HERE! WE DON'T ALLOW HUMANS!

Scytheclaw: This is the villains' corner, not some crazed moron's 'we hate humans' corner. Go find Cyclone and rant to him or something. Besides, I have a trainer, so shut up.

Volco: What are you even doing here?

Scytheclaw: I'm hoping you guys will be a bit less annoying. Hoping.

Yenn: Also, Zayna. I'm not a lunatic. Please don't call me that.


Alex: Aww...poor Scytheclaw. I wonder what's wrong.

Wildflame: Nothing. He's just being a jerk.

Spark: He said he hates being around us.

Alex: You know he doesn't mean it!


Scytheclaw: *glares*

[FedoraChar]

@Spark in regards to the chocolate over Christmas:

Spoiler:

Pit: Seriously, though, isn't chocolate, like, poisonous to Pokemon? I mean, it's poisonous to most other animals.

Zayna: @Volco I don't know, the lunatics? And stop shouting, I'm right here >:/ @Yenn: Whatever. You get my point.

I just realized, as of yet I don't have any villains to put in the villain corner... xD Well, I guess there's Chase, but he doesn't speak like EVER.

Chase: ....

SEE WHAT I MEAN? Dx

Lee@Wildflame: Behold, the internets have procured an award for Scytheclaw. You're welcome :)

Also, Alex reminds me slightly of Dori--I feel like she should start singing "Just Keep Swimming" at some point