Well congratulations bud, Filominon’s backstory with him making Imeida bite the dust actually made me say “Holy (REMOVED) that’s (REMOVED) up.”
Anyways, huge kudos for actually doing this!
Well congratulations bud, Filominon’s backstory with him making Imeida bite the dust actually made me say “Holy (REMOVED) that’s (REMOVED) up.”
Anyways, huge kudos for actually doing this!
Avatar(s) and banner(s) made by the excellent Neo Emolga for DBR V2!
That's totally Xanthe's (Suicune's Fire) work and when I read that, yeah, my jaw dropped, that's insane backstory. But yeah, she definitely gets the credit for that one.
Okay, yes, this was requested, too. Ask and you shall receive!
BONUS - The Squawkers RPG!
NOODLEGAN - Kookie the Spinda
UBERDOODLE - Tiki the Roserade
BANANANANA - Bappyboo the Blissey
NOODLEGAN - Kookie the Spinda
Spoiler:Backstory
Kookie was just visiting Booplesnoot on vacation! She was saving up for years to go there after shabby flip flop sales, which don't get her a whole lot of Snax but she makes do with what she can. Turns out she gets more money from tips when she shows her audience how much fun it is to pour candy sugar into your eyes!
NOODLEGAN showed itself to Kookie.
Noodlegan told Kookie there's more fun to be had with noodles and pasta than just flip flops and sugar! Kookie, not really being the brightest bulb in the box, thought it might be fun to experiment with this instead. And as a result, Noodlegan got her royally obsessed with everything noodles and that kind of funky nonsense.
How Noodlegan twisted Kookie's expectation
It got to be so exciting for Kookie! Noodlegan got her crazy about turning all her favorite things into pasta! Like her wallet into ramen! Her parking ticket into lasagna! And then she started doing it to other Pokémon...
Mayhem process and signature
Kookie turns unsuspecting Pokémon into pasta bowls with silly pasta shapes and it's rather sad. They're just never the same after that!
Font:
Funny and Cute
Noodlegan's Squawker Route
PATH OF MAGICAL COLLEGE RAMEN
Peeps just need to complete the Noodle Shoe and present it. Having both the [Laceless Noodle Shoe] and the [Noodle Shoe Laces] will cause a funky auto-assembly of magic!
(42a) Cherry Bonkers Apartments Floors 1-5
[Laceless Noodle Shoe]
(32a) Peachy Beep Elementary School Floors 1-3
[Noodle Shoelaces]
(50) Sippy Side Sunny Shoreline Shiny Store Series Exterior
{Presentation of the Completed Noodle Shoe: Missing Noodle Shoe AND Missing Noodle Shoelaces}
[Magical College Ramen]
PATH OF MILITARY-GRADE TACTICAL LINGUINI
It's a scribble dot to dot puzzle that makes no sense and doesn't look like anything in particular, but once completed, it creates the Military-Grade Tactical Linguini!
(43d) The Silver Orange Hotel Yandil is a Stalker Fine Dining Restaurant
PATH OF CHINESE KRISPY NOODLES
These need to be bought at the Wacky Wok or they can be obtained from Kim the Lickilicky with good rapport or <Browser History Hacking>.
(37d) Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall Food Court: Wacky Wok
$~[Chinese Krispy Noodles (+1 Belly)]~ 150 Snax$
OR
29 Kim the Lickilicky
~[Chinese Krispy Noodles (+1 Belly)]~
NOODLE OFFERING OF TIME
(24) The Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel Exterior
{The Extreme and Lovely Noodle Offering of Time: Missing Magical College Ramen AND Missing Military-Grade Tactical Linguini AND Missing Chinese Crispy Noodles}
@Excessive Deluge of Noodles Chamber (+5 Belly)@
Revealing of Noodlegan
Combat
Noodlegan is considered MEDIUM.
Hit Points: 4x(Players/2)
Humiliation Points: 5x(Players/2)
ATTACKS:
#1 Super Giga Noodle Stuffer! - NORMAL (+9 to Belly) 1 Target 80% COH
#2 Shiny Apocalyptic Pasta Pounder! - NORMAL (+7 to Belly, +1 to Overwhelming Cuteness) 3 targets 70% COH
#3 Admirable Rain of Spaghetti! - NORMAL (+5 to Belly, +1 to Overwhelming Cuteness) Whole Party 50% COH
Graphics
UBERDOODLE - Tiki the Roserade
Spoiler:Backstory
Tiki used to be one of the most relaxed Pokémon out there with weird but honestly okay passions like violent video games and studying law. Even when the crap hit the fan, she'd be okay and be chill while everything was burning down to the ground.
UBERDOODLE showed itself to Tiki.
Uberdoodle knew Tiki was going to be a tough Pokémon to win over, but it was convinced it could make her life even more of a blast! With cuteness, rainbows, and plushies! Tiki was neutral to most cute things in the beginning, but after being this strange Impluser spirit of Uberdoodle, they started to grow and grow on her.
How Uberdoodle twisted Tiki's expectation
And grow and grow! It turned into an obsession with plushies and rainbow colored toys and junk. She had to carefully hide a lot of her silly little passions because of her friends and family, but they really got her going and put her in a special happy place.
Mayhem process and signature
Uberdoodle turns victims into cute plushies. Sometimes with new outfits and hats! They're really cute but...
Font:
Umberdoodle's Squawker Route
PATH OF THE COMPLETED RAINBOW FIDGET SPINNER
The pieces of this thing will be all over the place. Most of them have just a tinge of Overwhelming Cuteness damage.
(51a) Hangry Fans Hotel Floors 1-5
#[Fidget Spinner Base] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(61) Sippy Tip Beach!
#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(29c) Tal-Mart Outdoor Junk
#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(12) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel Exterior
#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
ONCE THEY HAVE ALL FOUR PIECES:
The #[Completed Rainbow Fidget Spinner] Gleaming Shiny Rainbow Flitter Glitter! - GROUND (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)# will be created, and it hits three random Peeps with +4 Overwhelming Cuteness!
PATH OF THE RAINBOW COLORED PENCILS OF YAY!
This one is pretty simple but involves a few steps. Using <Hollywood Shenanigans> on the Plush Teddiursa makes the user have to do a maze to find the key in the butt stuffing.
(16b) Tippy-Toes Park East Side
#[Plush Teddiursa: <Hollywood Shenanigans>] Aura of Squeee Infectious Cuteness! - NORMAL (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
=Butt Stuffing Search=
[Apricot Key]
(20c) Bave and Duster's Parking Lot
#{Childish Graffiti Cabinet: Emblem of the Mighty Apricot} Sticky Glitter Paint - GROUND: (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Rainbow Colored Pencils of Yay!] Rainbow Super Shiny Aura! - PSYCHIC (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
PATH OF THE RAINBOW GLITTER THAT STICKS TO EVERYTHING!
To break open the Chamber of Angry Adorable Pokémon for the glitter, Peeps have to get three coins, and they're all owned by civilians that need good rapport, need the Memes Perky used on them, or need to be given the Browser History Hacking treatment.
38 Jinkies the Mareanie <Memes>
#[Coin of the Irate Minccino] Hyper Kawaii Aura - FAIRY (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
53 Teepsy the Tyrantrum <Memes>
#[Coin of the Grumpy Shinx] Hyper Kawaii Aura - FAIRY (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
42 Dinkle the Fennekin <Memes>
#[Coin of the Furious Lillipup] Hyper Kawaii Aura - FAIRY (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(31b) Slippy Bleeps National Central City State Memorial Municipal Park North Side Sports Parks (CANDY)
{Chamber of Angry Adorable Pokémon: Irate Minccino Slot, Grumpy Shinx Slot, Furious Lillipup Slot}
@Dazzling Pixie Cuteness Aura! - ELECTRIC (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)@
#[Rainbow Glitter that Sticks to Everything!] Rainbow Super Shiny Aura! - DRAGON (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
PATH OF THE COSTUME RAINBOW BUTTERFLY WINGS!
Whopper the Miltank is a pain in the @$$ to deal with and the only way to get through to her to give up the Left Rainbow Butterfly Wing is <Browser History Hacking>. The right half is slightly more easier and just needs to bought at Warget, but the players probably won't touch it until they find out they need it.
2 Whopper the Miltank <Browser History Hacking>
#[Left Rainbow Butterfly Wing] Super Adorable Aura - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(30a) Warget Clothing Section and Weird Trendy Styles!
#$[Right Rainbow Butterfly Wing] Super Adorable Aura - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# 350 Snax$
ONCE THEY HAVE BOTH WINGS:
The #[Costume Rainbow Butterfly Wings] Gleaming Shiny Rainbow Flitter Glitter! - BUG (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)# will be created, and it hits three random Peeps with +4 Overwhelming Cuteness!
PATH OF THE RAINBOW JESTER'S CAP OF YODELING!
The first step is to crack open the Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!! which just outright smacks an unsuspecting Pokémon with a heap of Overwhelming Cuteness. Then getting the seemingly ordinary Locked Refrigerator won't be too suspicious, but then coming across the Cap itself will slap on more cuteness.
(5a) Tickleboot Apartments Floors 1-3 (CANDY)
#{Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!!: <Death Metal>} Colossal Mega Cutesy Petal Blast - GRASS (+7 to Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Essence of Tomatoes]
(9d) Bizney World Amusement Park Collegeland: University Fun Without the Flunking Out!
[Essence of Raspberries]
(48b) Obscure Chunky Nuggets Condos Floors 6-10
{Locked Refrigerator: Ethereal Tomato Lock AND Ethereal Raspberry Lock}
#[Rainbow Jester's Cap of Yodeling] Gleaming Shiny Rainbow Flitter Glitter! - GHOST (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN!
The Peep that has to go through this is going to take a massive slamming of Overwhelming Cuteness to the point where it's likely to be fatal, especially if they didn't peel off the traps on all of Uberdoodle's stuff. Wearing some anti-cuteness protective gear is definitely recommended for handling this mess.
(47) The Chatty Chatroulette Chatot Gourmet Dining Restaurant [CLOSED] [CANDY]
#{Altar of Cutesy Happy Fun Time Rainbows: Placement of the Rainbow Fidget Spinner AND Placement of the Rainbow Colored Pencils of Yay! AND Placement of the Rainbow Glitter That Sticks to Everything AND Costume Rainbow Butterfly Wings AND Rainbow Jester's Cap of Yodeling} Cutesy Puffy Powder Everywhere! - FLYING (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness) #
@Extreme Pixie Powder Kawaii Mass Apocalypse - FAIRY (+10 Overwhemling Cuteness)@
=Revealing of Uberdoodle=
Combat
As with Uberdoodle's Route, the main form of attack here is slamming Peeps with the Overwhelming Cuteness damage.
Stats:
Hit Points: 8x(Players/2)
Humiliation Points: 6x(Players/2)
ATTACKS:
#1 Giggle Pixie Sprinkle Bast! - GRASS (+8 to Overwhelming Cuteness) 1 Target 100% COH
#2 Glorious Fairy Glitter Shower! - FAIRY (+8 to Overwhelming Cuteness) 3 targets 70% COH
#3 Moonlight Shiny Sparkles! - DARK (+6 to Overwhelming Cuteness) Whole Party 50% COH
Graphics:
Butt Stuffing Maze
Butt Stuffing Maze Solution
Reveal
Extra hazard damage
BANANANANA - Bappyboo the Blissey
Spoiler:Backstory
Bappyboo used to be so happy and satisfied with life. She had loads of money, a great job being the head director of the Booplesnoot Times, and everything was going just peachy. It was hard to imagine life could get any better!
BANANANANA showed itself to Bappyboo.
That was until Banananana showed her that it could be even better with FANTASY! And BAKING! Bappyboo great insane with the idea of making magical pies and cakes and it consumed her sanity.
How Banananana twisted Bappyboo's expectation
A lot of the dessert-slathered mess around Booplesnoot is Banananana's fault, and several Pokémon have been getting hit with the mess.
Mayhem process and signature
Banananana turns victims into cakes. A terrible fate, but they look so happy even though they're made of breading, frosting, and icing!
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Banananana's Squawker Route
Banananana's route is usually pretty safe and her items aren't slathered with traps, but it takes them into the dangerous, candy-coated areas.
(18) The Glam Glam Casino Exterior and Main Building (CANDY)
[Not So Magical 9 Ball]
(32) Napkin the Meowstic (Needs good rapport or Browser History Hacking)
[Disconnected the Emperor's New Groove Snowglobe]
PATH OF THE GALACTIC BOWLING BALL OF THE ANCIENTS
A simple process of hacking an alien supercomputer with some Hollywood Shenanigans and some Mintos, which they can buy with 50 Snax at three different locations, though at the movie theater, it's four times more. Play the Mintos theme!
(10) Slick Flicks Movie Theater
$~[Mintos - ICE (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
(30d) Warget Food n' Grubz
$~[Mintos - ICE (+1 Belly)]~ 50 Snax$
(43) The Silver Orange Hotel Exterior
$~[Mintos - ICE (+1 Belly)]~ 50 Snax$
(59b) Puffz the Magic Dragonite Family Restaurant and Fun Center
{Alien Supercomputer: <Hollywood Shenanigans> AND Mintos Product Placement}
[Galactic Bowling Ball of the Ancients]
PATH OF A MARBLE
The Mighty Door of the Infinite Empire is going to need a massive pounding to break open, but what lies behind it will be rather... unclimatic. But funny.
(30d) Warget Food n' Grubz
$%Cartoonishly Huge Boxing Gloves (+2 DMG)% 750 Snax$
(51b) Hangry Fans Hotel Floors 6-10
[Hangry Elemental Force]
(29d) Tal-Mart Food Crap
$~[Monster Red Tauros Rock Star Energy Drinks (-1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
(30d) Warget Food n' Grubz
$~[Monster Red Tauros Rock Star Energy Drinks (-1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
(40) Empire of the Immortal Warbeast Warriors Apartments Exterior
{Mighty Door of the Infinite Empire: +Fighting Type+ AND <Death Metal> AND Need for Slamming With Cartoonishly Huge Boxing Gloves AND Need for Hangry Elemental Force AND Need for Energy Drinks}
[A Marble]
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER
(56) Super Pinky Pixie Forest of Happiness! +FAIRY TYPE POKÉMON ONLY+
{The Portal of Truth and Obscure Ball Sacrifices: A Spot Just the Right Size for a 9 Ball AND A Spot Just the Right Size for a Bowling Ball AND A Spot Just the Right Size for a Disconnected Snowglobe AND A Spot Just the Right Size for a Marble}
@Bizarre Fiesta of Obscurity - FAIRY (+3 Belly, +3 Overwhelming Cuteness)@
=Revealing of Banananana=
Combat
Hit Points: 6x(Players/2)
Humiliation Points: 6x(Players/2)
Banananana is considered Hard and there's really no easy way to defeat her. Her attacks are more well-rounded and the Belly and Cuteness damage are generally even. Chances are good Banananana will be defeated on the first try, but the damage will linger quite a bit on the Peeps.
ATTACKS:
#1 Pixie Cupcakes of Delight! - FAIRY (+5 Belly, +5 Overwhelming Cuteness) 1 Target 80% COH
#2 Delicious Tastykakes of Glitter and Joy! - FAIRY (+4 Belly, +3 Overwhelming Cuteness) 3 Targets (80% COH)
#3 Pastel Springtime Showers of Easter Candy! - FAIRY (+2 Belly, +2 Overwhelming Cuteness) Whole Party (90% COH)
Graphics
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BONUS - The Squawkers RPG!
COOKIE MONGER - Upenstoop the Typhlosion
AL - Napkin the Meowstic
KANDY SLAPPP - Sibby the Glaceon
COOKIE MONGER - Upenstoop the Typhlosion
Spoiler:Backstory
Upenstoop was always into weird, stupid things. He would invent weird fads, really latch onto them, and then the next day, he wouldn't really care for them anymore. So whether he was gluing magnets to toilets, making newspaper kites, and using forks to scale walls made of sponges, there was always something weird he was into.
COOKIE MONGER showed itself to Upenstoop.
Could Cookie Monger get Upenstoop to adore cookies? Well sure, if that hadn't already been an obsession of Upenstoops! See, Upenstoop used to be obsessed with cookies, but like a dead fad, he gave them up entirely. But Cookie Monger saw this as a new challenge. He wanted to have cookies be the one fad that Upenstoop would return to where all others had failed.
How Cookie Monger twisted Upenstoop's expectation
It's a constant struggle, but Cookie Monger is winning against Upenstoop. Like a bad mentor torturing his student. Upenstoop has yet to completely surrender, complaining that cookies are just "boring" to him, but Cookie Monger refuses to give up and the war rages on!
Mayhem process and signature
COOKIES! Cookie Monger will always turn a victim into a giant sugar cookie. Delicious but morbid.
Font:
Kiddy
Cookie Monger's Squawker Route
Cookie Monger's Route is all based on decoding the message all the way at the end, but to do that, they're going to need three separate decoders, and the only way to do that is by eating cookies found at various locations.
Ultimately, the message is this:
THE JOY OF COOKIES, THE LOVE OF THEIR CRUNCH AND THE ADMIRATION OF THE FLAVOR, TRULY THERE IS NO GREATER FEELING.
(29d) Tal-Mart Food Crap
$~[Mrs. Bea's Chocolate Chip Cookies *Free Decoder Ring Inside!* - NORMAL (+2 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
(30d) Warget Food n' Grubz
$~[Spacemaster Starly Sugar Cookies *Free Decoder Ring Inside!* - NORMAL (+2 Belly)]~ 250 Snax$
20 Nesbit the Feraligatr <Browser History Hacking>
~[Sneaky's "Totally Not a Rip-Off of Oreos" Sandwich Cookies *Free Decoder Ring Inside!* - NORMAL (+2 Belly)]~
(58a) The Giggly Dee Jamboree Hotel Floors 1-5 and The Squeaky Leek Restaurant (CANDY)
#{The Hall of Noble Cookie Consumption: Cookie Passphase!} Cookie Piles Everywhere - NORMAL (+4 Belly)#
=Noble Cookie Consumption Puzzle=
@Cookie Jamboree Mania!! - NORMAL (+7 Belly +3 Overwhelming Cuteness)@
=Cookie Consumption Madness=
=Cookie Monger Reveal=
Combat
Cookie Monger is relatively easy compared to most of the other Squawkers.
Hit Points: 4x(Players/2)
Humiliation Points: 3x(Players/2)
ATTACKS:
#1 C Is For Cookie Which Is Good Enough For Me - NORMAL (+6 Belly, +1 Overwhelming Cuteness) 1 Target 70% COH
#2 Challenging Cookie Catastrophe! - NORMAL (+5 Belly) 3 Targets 70% COH
#3 Super Cinnamon Cookie Shower! - FIRE (+6 Belly) Whole Party 60% COH
Graphics
Cookie Consumption Madness
The Hall of Noble Cookie Consumption Puzzle
Mrs. Bea's Chocolate Chip Cookies Decoder Ring
Spacemaster Starly Sugar Cookies Decoder Ring
Sneaky's "Totally Not a Rip-Off of Oreos" Sandwich Cookies Decoder Ring
Cookie Monger Reveal
AL - Napkin the Meowstic
Spoiler:Backstory
Napkin used to never really care too much for anything. Somewhat mundane, same crap, different day, very often Napkin was really bored and for the longest time, it felt like the only things to do in life were just lame and not very interesting.
AL showed itself to Napkin.
Al met up with Napkin as an Impulser and told him he could help him find life interesting again. Napkin, somewhat doubtful about the whole idea but bored enough to go along with it anyway, decided to just agree and see what happens.
How Al twisted Napkin's expectation
Al decided it was time to get Napkin interested in games again. Obsessed with games! So many nonsense games that he developed split personality disorder and became psychotic over silly, nonsense games.
Mayhem process and signature
Al makes Napkin turn victims into Pokémon TCG cards.
Font:
IndieFest
Al's Squawker Route
Al is essentially the Routeless Squawker this time, similar to how Yandil was last Season.
Every now and then, Get Chatty interviews will reveal clues about Al, but they'll always refer to things that Al/Napkin aren't, such as "Al ain't a freakin' Rock type" or "Al ain't ever gonna learn Dragon Claw" and things of that nature. Anything that a Meowstic can't do or doesn't have. It essentially turns the list of civilians and suspects into a "Guess who?" game where the players have to rule out who Al is by following the clues. Won't be easy, but if they pay attention, they'll eventually get it.
Al also has several puzzles that reveal somewhat stronger clues about him. Meanwhile, buying flavored fortune cookies will also give clues about Al.
(37d) Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall Food Court Wacky WokEX
$~[Flavored Fortune Cookie *Fortune Inside!* - NORMAL (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ 50 Snax$
18 Kitzwit the Pidgeotto
[Flavored Fortune Cookie *Fortune Inside!* - NORMAL (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]
18 Neeps the Arcanine
[Flavored Fortune Cookie *Fortune Inside!* - NORMAL (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]
PUZZLES
(21) DeeeBeee Memorial Park (CANDY)
AL Puzzle: =Jigsaw Puzzle=
(55c) The Astroplexygon Mall Supercenter - Slapsations Beach and Touristy Nonsense Store [CLOSED] (CANDY)
AL Puzzle: =Strange Puzzle=
Combat
Al is pretty tough in combat and has quite a bit of Hit Points and Humiliation Points. Meanwhile his attacks are all over the place and will be pretty tricky for players to strategize against when it comes to deploying Guardian Snow Angels and all that jazz. It may take them a few attempts!
Hit Points: 6x(Players/2)
Humiliation Points: 7x(Players/2)
ATTACKS:
#1 Bing Bang Bamboozled! - PSYCHIC (+5 Belly, +3 Overwhelming Cuteness) 1 Target 70% COH
#2 Super Kitty Anime Fiesta Attack! - PSYCHIC (+10 Overwhelming Cuteness) 3 Targets 50% COH
#3 Magical Harp Melody Surprise! - PSYCHIC (+3 Belly, +4 Overwhelming Cuteness) Party 50% COH
Graphics
=Jigsaw Puzzle=
Unscramble Puzzle
KANDY SLAPPP - Sibby the Glaceon
Spoiler:Backstory
Sibby used to be like Grumpy Cat. Never having fun, never enjoying much, often irritable and sarcastic, and even making her hobby making crochets of infuriated but cute Pokémon. She had a hard time making friends and overall things just remained bleak and unhappy.
KANDY SLAPPP showed itself to Sibby.
Kandy Slappp came to Sibby and told her she could totally make her happy and be thrilled again. Sibby, naturally doubtful, told Kandy there was no chance of that ever happening. But Kandy Slappp insisted, and Sibby, really getting tired of it, told her to "prove it."
How Kandy Slappp twisted Sibby's expectation
Well, Kandy Slappp turned Sibby into a total fruitcake and now she's hiding secret obsessions of living everything cute, sweet, and giddy. And she's big a major vice in causing most of the mayhem that has befallen Booplesnoot. Not only is Sibby being used as a puppet to transform Booplesnoot's buildings and parks, but now she's targeting Pokémon as well!
Mayhem process and signature
Kandy Slappp turns victims into candy mosaics. And they're tasty and super cute as well! Eating is not recommended, though.
Font:
Magic Candy
Kandy Slappp's Squawker Route
Kandy Slappp is without a doubt the hardest Squawker because all of her key items are rigged with massive Belly and Cuteness-inducing traps and big chunks of her route are complicated, tough, and carry even more hazards. Meanwhile, she's also the toughest Squawker to fight.
Kandy Slappp requires five main items, and each of these items is a nasty, cuteness and belly increasing nightmare that keeps replenishing infinitely! The Peeps will need to be extra careful with these are they're going to have a bad time.
PATH OF ULTRA CHIBI CANDY CORN OF YAYNESS!
(3a) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries Floors 1-4
#[Cutesy Heart Necklace] Shiny Sparkles of Joy! - STEEL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(13) Tetris Tree
#[Chibi Star Bracelet] Shiny Sparkles of Joy! - STEEL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(8a) Sunnyslacker High School Floors 1-3 (CANDY) [CLOSED]
#{Pinky Safe: Missing Cutesy Heart AND Missing Chibi Star} Pinky Sparkles of Happiness! - PSYCHIC (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Ultra Chibi Candy Corn of Yayness!] Irresistible Happy Urge! - POISON (+5 Belly, +5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
PATH OF YIPPIE-YAY CHOCOLATE NIBBLETS OF HAPPY TIMES!
(33a) The International Saxophone Museam Floors 1 & 2 and Gift Shop (CANDY)
#{Happy Flower Crate: +Fire Type+ AND <Death Metal>} Cutesy Perfumed Aroma of Cheer and Love! - GRASS (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Smart Phone with Sparkly Kitchen Cabinet Hack App]
(39c) Piply Apartments Floors 11-15
#{Sparkly Kitchen Cabinet: Integrated Computer that Needs Hacking} Sparkly Sparkling Sparkles! - FAIRY (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Yippie-Yay Chocolate Nibblets of Happy Times!] Unstoppable Glee Sensations! - DARK (+5 Belly, +5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
PATH OF EXTRA KAWAII JELLY BEANS OF MAGIC AND LOVE!
17 Blimey the Azumarill: <Memes> OR <Browser History Hacking>
#[My Little Ponyta Magical Castle Key] Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything! - FAIRY (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(54a) The Premium Artisan Luxury Prestigious Condos of Diamonds and Glamour Floors 1-4
#{My Little Ponyta Magical Dollhouse Castle: Locked Castle Door} Magical Ponyta Glitter! - FIRE (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Extra Kawaii Jelly Beans of Magic and Love!] Super Squeeee Aura of Bliss and Indulgence! - ELECTRIC (+5 Belly, +5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
PATH OF SUPER ANIME LOLLIPOPS OF SPRINGTIME JOY!
52 Snooki the Skuntank: <Browser History Hacking>
#[Silly Happy Bunny Key] Super Aww Factor Bunny Cuteness! - NORMAL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(39a) Piply Apartments Floors 1-5
#{Apartment of Fluffy Bunnies} Extra Cute Bunny Presence - NORMAL (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Token of Super Kawaii Anime Bunnies] Extra Fluffy Plush Kawaii Essence! - NORMAL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(32) Peachy Beep Elementary School Exterior
#[Token of Tactical Anime Kittens] Oh So Super Cute Anime Kitty Essence - NORMAL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(41) Magical Toot Park of Toots and Tooting
#{Stone Door of Unstoppable Cuteness!: Missing Token of Tactical Anime Kittens AND Missing Token of Kawaii Anime Bunnies AND +Rock Type+} Super Cuteness Radiation! - ROCK (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Super Anime Lollipops of Springtime Joy!] Extra Chibi Cuteness Presence! - GRASS (+5 Belly, +5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
PATH OF EXTRA CUTE SUGARY PIXIE STIX OF WONDER AND CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!
(42b) Cherry Bonkers Apartments Floors 6-10
#[Festive Underwear] Silly Cute Essence - PSYCHIC (+2 to Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(34) Booplesnoot Department of Motor Vehicles Exterior and Interior
#{Pixie Supercomputer: <Hollywood Shenanigans>} Super Silly Pixie Presence! - FAIRY (+2 to Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Aussie-Style Pixie Powder] Sparkly Glitter of Fairies! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
33 Grootz the Trevenant: Festive Underwear OR <Browser History Hacking>
#[Premium FDA-Approved Pixie Dust] Mega-Sparkly Pixie Presence! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(53a) There is No Pink Flamingo Pokémon Hotel Floors 1-4
#[Fairy Dust of the European Union] Extra Shiny Sparkly Essence! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(36) Giggle Glee Park
#{Magical Fairy Fountain of Glee!: Missing Premium FDA-Approved Pixie Dust AND Missing Fairy Dust of the European Union AND Missing Aussie-Style Pixie Powder} Extra Festive Glittery Pixie Powder Everywhere! - FAIRY (+6 to Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Magical Fairy Card Key] Extra Magical Fairy Presence! - FAIRY (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(20a) Bave and Duster's - Restaurant (CANDY)
#{Locked Cache of Magical Fairies!: ^Medium Pokémon AND Magical Fairy Card Key Reader} Ultimate Shower of Pixie Powder! - FAIRY (+6 to Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Extra Cute Sugary Pixie Stix of Wonder and Christmas Presence] Overwhelming Apocalyptic Pixie Presence! - FAIRY (+5 Belly, +5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER...
Here it is! The reveal on the hardest and most difficult Squawker! Not bringing protection and not carrying the party's best items into this mess will definitely be suicide. In order to survive, the Peep entering this thing will need to be able to survive the +15 on both stats, which is possible but unlikely. Even if they pop, they'll still find out who Kandy Slappp really is, but there's that price that's painful.
(45a) Funny Unrelated Electronic Sound Hotel Floors 1-5 + Gooey Pool + Yesterday's Lunch Tray Restaurant (CANDY)
#{The Lair of CANDY EXTREME!: Missing Ultra Chibi Candy Corn of Yayness! AND Missing Yippie-Yay Chocolate Nibblets of Happy Times! AND Missing Extra Kawaii Jelly Beans of Magic and Love AND Missing Super Anime Lollipops of Springtime Joy AND Missing Extra Cute Sugary Pixie Stix of Wonder and Christmas Presents!} Oversaturation of Magic Glitter and Tasty Doughnuts and Cupcakes! - FAIRY (+5 Belly, +5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
@APOCALYPTIC OVERLOAD OF ULTIMATE DESSERT DELUGE AND SUGARY PIXIE GLITTER FLOOD - FAIRY (+15 Belly, +15 Overwhelming Cuteness)@
=Reveal of Kandy Slappp=
COMBAT
With the hardest route, Kandy Slappp is also the hardest to fight, having the most amount of HiP and HuP besides MichaelXD. Not to mention her attacks on Belly and Cuteness are brutal. Chances are good the Peeps will need multiple attempts at her before they bring her down. They'll also need at least two Guardian Snow Angels neutralizing the Belly and Cuteness damage or the whole party is going to get clobbered. XD
Hit Points: 6x(Players/2)
Humiliation Points: 10x(Players/2)
ATTACKS:
#1 Ultra Cutesy Ice Cream Cake Catastrophe! - ICE (+10 Belly, +5 Overwhelming Cuteness) 80% COH
#2 Super Giga-Sweet Sugar Treats and Sparkly Sprinkles! - ICE (+5 Belly, +10 Overwhelming Cuteness) 80% COH
#3 Sprinkles and Doughnuts OVERSATURATION! - NORMAL (+5 Belly, +5 Overwhelming Cuteness) 80% COH 3 Targets
#4 Sugary Dessert Mayhem for Everyone! - ICE (+4 Belly, +4 Overwhelming Cuteness) Whole Party 80% COH
Graphics:
Kandy Slappp Reveal
BONUS - The Squawkers RPG!
ETCHY - Teepsy the Tyrantrum
SCOOTERPIE - Putzor the Lurantis
ETCHY - Teepsy the Tyrantrum
Spoiler:Backstory
Teepsy, despite living a pathetic lifestyle working as a Cashier for a fast food chicken joint at the wall, tried to stay stylish, cool, creative, and got plenty of jollies trolling Pokémon online and getting a kick out of getting banned on them. Every day was a much to boast but little to actually show for Teepsy.
ETCHY showed itself to Teepsy.
Etchy promised Teepsy that he could help him overcome those stupid little things that Teepsy wished he could improve. Better job, more money, cooler things, and all the things Teepsy needed not just to look cool, but to really be authentically cool!
How Etchy twisted Teepsy's expectation
No. As soon as Teepsy said "come on in" to the Impulser, Etchy got Teepsy craving old and stupid things that no one liked, but Etchy was convinced that all he had to do was warp these dumb and obsolete items to the past and he could change the future. Problem is these things aren't even usable in the past. CDs to useless programs, crappy VHS tapes, and other junk that no one will want, regardless of the time period.
Mayhem process and signature
Etchy turns Pokémon into crude crayon drawings. It's just awful and unfair.
Font:
Bambina
Etchy's Squawker Route
Etchy's route is relatively simple and painless and Etchy himself is the easiest Squawker to fight. These items also don't do any Belly damage and only do minimal Cuteness damage.
THE GATHERING OF STUFF!
(38a) Snippy Dee Condos Floors 1-5
[Free Trial CDs for AOHell 4.0]
(50d) Sippy Side Sunny Shoreline Shiny Store Series - Knick-Knack Wallet Whack Souvenir Shop
[The Last Airblunder VHS Tape]
(9a) Bizney World Amusement Park - Yesterdayland: A Historical Adventure!
$[Acorn Juice (+1 Belly)] 300 Snax$
5 Conker the Pachirisu: Acorn Juice OR <Browser History Hacking>
#[Fuzzy Dice Keys] Funky Fuzz - GRASS (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
(37g) Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall - Parking Lot 2 + Wander around aimlessly looking at smartphone arena
{Locked Fuzzy Dice Ice Cream Truck: Fuzzy Dice Lock}
#Ice Cream Galore OMG So Many Flavors! - ICE (+5 Belly, +1 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Pretendo Virtual Ploy System]
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!
Etchy is kind of an idiot, but
(27b) SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS OH MY GOSHISHISHNESS YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS OUT - MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!
{Time Transport Machine to the Victorian Age: Post-It Note for Free Trial CDs for AOHell 4.0 AND Post-It Note for The Last Airblunder VHS Tape AND Post-It Note for Pretendo Virtual Ploy System}
COMBAT
Etchy is extremely easy to fight and if the Peeps have been collecting items, they'll probably clobber him without too much trouble. Etchy mainly focuses on little bits of guaranteed Cuteness damage, but if there's a Guardian Snow Angel specializing in neutralizing that, most of the damage will be fazed out.
Hit Points: 3x(Players/2)
Humiliation Points: 3x(Players/2)
ATTACKS:
#1 R-R-R-Retro Jammy Jamz! - ROCK (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness) 1 Target 100% COH
#2 Old School Retro Funky Fresh - ELECTRIC (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness) 3 Targets 100% COH
#3 Extra Disco Jamz N' Party Fun - GROUND (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness) Party 80% COH
Graphics
Pretendo Virtual Ploy Mess
Etchy Reveal
SCOOTERPIE - Putzor the Lurantis
Spoiler:Backstory
Putzor was always kind of an idiot. Slow, careless, lazy, barely able to get things done on time and always late. There are many who say she should have been born as a Slakoth, but she's definitely one at heart. Problem was she was always taking the blow for her own laziness. She would have liked to get back at those who expected her to actually do anything.
Scooterpie showed itself to Putzor.
Scooterpie told her it was totally possible! By being annoying! By giving others hope and excitement only to destroy them with it! Meanwhile, Scooterpie was always so whimsical, random, and weird to Putzor and she really liked that!
How Scooterpie twisted Putzor's expectation
Putzor lost control of herself and found herself serving the Squawkers! While Scooterpie was actually true to its word, Putzor found herself taking the backseat and not being able to do the things she actually wanted to do!
Mayhem process and signature
Scooterpie is the hardest to figure out by means of the victims because the result is always random. Victims always end up as some inanimate object that bears some little resemblance to the Pokémon they were before, but that's about it. They could even be turned into something that resembles another Squawker's signature!
Font:
Don't You Know?
Scooterpie's Squawker Route
Nothing about Scooterpie's route makes sense. Disco doors, office supplies, cowboy boots, dogs, and kitty katanas. The Peeps will have no idea whether they're doing Scooterpie's route, another Squawker's Route, a Noble Quest, one of the helper side missions, or a Sky Squirrel Sect mission. There are three separate mini-routes in Scooterpie's route and they each end with a very decent Goodie that will have to be sacrificed in order to get to the end of Scooterpie's Route. If they're smart, they'll try to get as much use out of these items before they have to give them up or do the tough thing and try and figure out Scooterpie without getting to the end of the route.
Scooterpie leaves annoying messages when they find the Goodies like "enjoy it while it lasts" and "you'll be sad when you have to give that up!" Meanwhile, some of the things in her route are rigged with light traps that only do a little bit of damage here and there.
PATH OF THE HASTY BEAST MODE BRACER
This path is relatively simple. They just need to get past the 70s-themed Disco Door using Memes and an Electric Type, which triggers the Electric Slide. And that opens an area that's oddly Heavy Metal.
(55d) The Astroplexygon Mall Supercenter - Tingletoots Bar and Grill [CLOSED] (CANDY)
#{Disco Door: <Memes> AND +Electric Type+} Dazzle Glitter - FLYING (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
%Hasty Beasty Mode Bracer (Wearer attacks twice per turn)%
PATH OF THE 50D20 TWO-HANDED SWORD OF CHAOS +5
More random stuff, with some collecting required.
(64a) It's Better Down Where It's Wetter! Apartments Floors 1-4 +WATER TYPE POKÉMON ONLY+
[Sinister Stapler]
(24c) The Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel - Staryubucks Covfefe
[Coffee Cup of Calamity]
(46a) Channel 318739 News Station Floors 1-5 Covering Finance and Economics!
[Pens of Pandemonium]
(22) Gigglezoo Office Complex - Exterior and Main Building (CANDY)
{Vat of Office Supply Sacrifices: Recipe calls for a Sinister Stapler AND Coffee Cup of Calamity AND Pens of Pandemonium}
[Sentient Line-Dancing Cowboy Boots]
#Trip-Wire Glittering Sparklers - FIRE (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
IMAGE
(48) Obscure Chunky Nugget Condos Exterior
{Cellar of the Cowboys and Cowgirls: Cowboy Line-Dancing Entry Required!}
%50d20 Two-Handed Sword of Chaos +5 (User deals 2x Damage)
NOTE
PATH OF THE KRAZY KITTY KATANA
Pretty easy stuff, but they get these from civilians.
67 Vezy the Misdreavus
[Honor of Doggo]
7 Nippy the Pachirisu
[Bravery of Pupper]
(26) Virtual Pet Memorial Park
#{Door of Maximum Borkdrive: Needed Honor of Doggo AND Needed Bravery of Pupper} Dazzling You Did Me a Really Big Frighten - ROCK (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
%Krazy Kitty Katana (User deals both Hit Point and Humiliation Damage)%
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER
And this is where they're going to have to give up their Goodies, or find some other kind of alternative!
(17) Booplesnoot Sity Hall Exterior
#{Annoying Irritating Door of Whiny Sounds: Demanded sacrifice of Hasty Beast Mode Bracer AND 50d20 Two-Handed Sword of Chaos +5 AND Krazy Kitty Katana} Spraying Sticky Glitter Everywhere! - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
@Irritation Chamber - BUG (+2 Belly, +4 Overwhelming Cuteness)
=Scooterpie Reveal=
COMBAT
Scooterpie is relatively tame compared to most Squawkers, relying mainly on doing medium Cuteness Damage and minimal Belly Damage.
Hit Points: 5x(Players/2)
Humiliation Points: 4x(Players/2)
ATTACKS:
#1 Jingle Jangle Ding Dong Beep! - GRASS (+2 Belly, +5 Overwhelming Cuteness) 80% COH
#2 Randomizer Shower Power! - GRASS (+3 Belly, +3 Overwhelming Cuteness) 3 Targets 60% COH
#3 WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN - PSYCHIC (+2 Belly, +2 Overwhelming Cuteness) Whole Party 100% COH
Graphics
Scooterpie Reveal
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