[WAR]Team Pilates Fantasies

[We Taste Pies...]

Introduction and History

Pilates (/pɪˈlɑːteɪz/; German: [piˈlaːtəs]) is a physical fitness system developed in the early 20th century by Joseph Pilates, and popular in many countries, including Germany, the United States, Argentina, Australia and the United Kingdom. As of 2005, there were 11 million people practicing the discipline regularly and 14,000 instructors in the United States alone.



Our goals are simple: expand the practice of pilates across the entire world. All life originated from the pilates, and that's where all life should return. To do this, we plan on using the Pokemon Hitmonlee to create a leg day of Biblical proportions. Retrieving Hitmonlee should be no problem with the ad we put in the paper. In addition, each member of Team Pilates Fantasies has been especially trained to be pilates experts. They don't call us "The Pilates Pilots" for nothing. Why, once I heard about a recruit that managed to escape from a deserted suburb using only two work outs and his hair for a yoga mat. Or that might have been a yogi. My memories run together sometimes.



Sign-Up Form
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Why You Want to Join Pilates Fantasies:
What Are You Good At? (WAR Sections):
What Takes You to Your Happy Place?:



Member List
Dread Pilates Roberts: "Ace Pilates" WTP (Most things)
Registered Pilates Offender: "Sugar" Nitro (Everything)
Pilates Accolyte: "Yoga Bear" Tychiel (URPG, Writing, ASB, Debate)
General P. Lattes: "Hunter" Maxie (URPG)
Mittens: "Swift G. Lade" Swiftgallade (URPG, RP, Debate)
First Pilady: "Princess Pilates" Princess Crow (URPG, GCEA, Creative Writing)
Pil-aussies: "I'm not going to do any roleplaying" Monbrey (URPG, Humor, Gifs)


Honorable Code of Pilates Practice:
1) Obey all the rules
2) Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted
3) Never set the rate for your services below $20 an hour per person
4) Don't spam this thread
5) Never reveal our secrets to the outsiders, unless they pledge themselves to live the Pilates lifestyle.

[Nitro]

Name: Nitro
Role Play Name: Sugar
Gender: male
Why You Want to Join Pilates Fantasies: because this is the URPG superteam and also because of pilates porn
What Are You Good At? (WAR Sections): Everything
What Takes You to Your Happy Place?: being in the URPG blast chat when there are no idiots in there

[We Taste Pies...]

Name: Nitro
Role Play Name: Sugar
Gender: male
Why You Want to Join Pilates Fantasies: because this is the URPG superteam and also because of pilates porn
What Are You Good At? (WAR Sections): Everything
What Takes You to Your Happy Place?: being in the URPG blast chat when there are no idiots in there

Sur, u gud m8

[Lovecraft]

Name: Tychiel
Role Play Name: Yoga Bear
Gender: Male
Why You Want to Join Pilates Fantasies: Because all hail Pilates, that's why.
What Are You Good At? (WAR Sections): URPG, ASB, Writing, Debate
What Takes You to Your Happy Place?: Lurking on places and seeing people do stupid / ridiculous stuff.

[Maxie the Weavile]

Name:Maxie
Roleplay Name: Hunter
Why You Want to Join Pilates Fantasies: because urpg is here and i go where they go
What are you good at: Battle and tactics urpg
What Takes You to Your Happy Place?: Listining to Music

[We Taste Pies...]

Name: Tychiel
Role Play Name: Yoga Bear
Gender: Male
Why You Want to Join Pilates Fantasies: Because all hail Pilates, that's why.
What Are You Good At? (WAR Sections): URPG, ASB, Writing, Debate
What Takes You to Your Happy Place?: Lurking on places and seeing people do stupid / ridiculous stuff.

Name:Maxie
Roleplay Name: Hunter
Why You Want to Join Pilates Fantasies: because urpg is here and i go where they go
What are you good at: Battle and tactics urpg
What Takes You to Your Happy Place?: Listining to Music

Kaaay, titles on the way

[swiftgallade46]

Name: swiftgallade46
Role Play Name: Swift G. Lade
Gender: Male
Why You Want to Join Pilates Fantasies: To tighten my abs and gain core strength.
What Are You Good At? (WAR Sections): I'd like to think I'm good at URPG Battling and RPing. I can debate too depending on the topic.
What Takes You to Your Happy Place?: Marijuana Pokemon and Pilates of course!

here is a picture of me doing a pilate:

[We Taste Pies...]

Name: swiftgallade46
Role Play Name: Swift G. Lade
Gender: Male
Why You Want to Join Pilates Fantasies: To tighten my abs and gain core strength.
What Are You Good At? (WAR Sections): I'd like to think I'm good at URPG Battling and RPing. I can debate too depending on the topic.
What Takes You to Your Happy Place?: Marijuana Pokemon and Pilates of course!

here is a picture of me doing a pilate:

Nice fur, bro.

[Steel Lunpara]

Insert obligatory "didn't skip leg day" joke here.

[Lord Celebi]