[WAR] Team Yoga Bears : Smarter than your average team

[Fawkes.]

Yoga (Sanskrit: योग ) are the physical, mental, and spiritual practices or disciplines which aim at transforming body and mind. The term denotes a variety of schools, practices and goals in Hinduism, Buddhism (including Vajrayana and Tibetan Buddhism) and Jainism, the best-known being Hatha yoga and Raja yoga. The term yoga is derived from the literal meaning of "yoking together" a span of horses or oxes, but came to be applied to the "yoking" of mind and body

ALL THAT MATTERS THOUGH IS YOGA > PILATES

As Bears we got to be on top of our game to do bear things like sleep and eat and sleep and to be on top of our game we have to work out like crazy. But how you might ask? Lifting weights and steroids is cool and super effective but that's not manly enough for us bears (who are like the men of the animal world, just ask any bear and they'll tell you). So what's more manly than lifting weights with your bros?, NOTHING, nothing is more manly than lifting like 100kg and then chest bumping your bro. So as Bears we have to overcome this, we have to defeat the impossible and become more manly than manly and so to do that we must come full circle, thats right, in some sort of pseudo nature science conundrum that only Al Gore will understand we have to actually become less manly to be more manly. And so we resort to Yoga, the least manly workout but at the same time being the most manly, to keep in top form.

Our Mantra
1. you better not be hating on other teams' chakras
2. no waking up for christmas during hibernation
2. keep this thread clean of non yoga spam
3. minimum of 2 hours yoga per day
5. no black bears

Sign Up form
Your Name: we all got one of these
Period you hibernate: we all friends here, might be one day we decide to make plans, don't want to have that awkward situation where everyone at beach and you hibernating mhm
What you can do for us: no dead weight in this cave
Proof that you are a bear that actively initiates yoga based activities: i wanna see a pic of u stretchin mhm (ex: at top of post)

Contrary to the tone I set everyone should be serious about this stuff, we gonna win this

LIST OF ACCOMPLISHED YOGA BEARS
yoga bear overlord: fawkes (URPG/ Leading)
Chief Flexer: Smores (URPG/napping/maybe drawing)
Yoga Mat Extraordinaire: Synthesis (urpg/cardsagainsthumanity/all of the above)
Stretch Arm Wrong: Felly (urpg/multitalents)
That black bear who will tell the daily mail that i'm being racist if i don't approve: Prince Vultan (everything because *insert slavery joke*)
downward facing dog: slc (whatever i tell him to do)
JellyBear: thnksfrthjllbns (bill cosby)



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