[WAR] Humor

**Soulmaster** · 07-25-2014, 01:41 AM

~~crap, where's that Ditto and Nosepass I was going to do...(Fellz ;P)~~

Finally found this, old joke ever on BMGf, if you doubt that I was the one that did it you can check my blog over there. I also had another one, but I think this one was better, it flows much better than my other one. Oh, and original, Hakuna Matata

Kakuna Matata

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**Saraibre Ryu** · 07-25-2014, 06:40 AM

From the writer of 'Do You Want to Raid a Dungeon', comes that other obligatory parody song you'll actually get to read the lyrics to:

"Let it Load", a parody of "Let it Go".

The modem’s flashing little green lights
No more people, it’s just me
Just me and my computer
I use Chrome, not that I.E.

However something’s wrong, my browser won’t respo-ond
My connection’s fine
Or maybe it’s not…

I just want to
Watch videos
On YouTube, or play some MMO’s
Come on turn on
Can’t play like this
Can’t play like this…

Let it load, let it load
Won’t render this anymore
Let it load, let it load
This server’s froze fo-or sure

Dammit all
Can’t you work today?
Now I must reset…
The frame rate was killing me anyway

It always seems to cut out
Just before I hit reply
Or maybe I can host this match
Don’t disconnect-… oh why?

Technology, just make it start
Don’t keep me and my good friends apart
They’re all online
They wait for me
So please

Let it load, let it load
The game’s moving so slo-ow
Let it load, let it load
My internet says no-o

Curse all you limited plans
Why can’t you just work?

I don’t want to perform percussive maintenance
I should have at least given Fibre Optics a fair chance
That loading bar hasn’t moved in twenty minutes
I swear that dial-up is much faster than this!

Let it load, let it load
My bars just came and we-ent
Let it load, let it load
My night is almost spent

I can’t take
This B.S. today
Gonna shut this off…
The frame rate was killing me any-*zzzt*

**Dragon Master Mike** · 07-27-2014, 06:58 PM

Week III Scores

Prince Vultan: 189
89/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry:

Comments: This is brilliant. It was the first entry, but I love it. I got a huge laugh out of it.

Synthesis:170
70/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry
Comments: Pretty amusing! I feel it could have been a bit funnier though. I think it would have been better if you left the parenthesis out, but that's just my opinion.

SLC: 160
60/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry
Comments: Its well written, but I don't think that it's overly funny. There are several parts that i got a good laugh out of though. The first and third verses were both pretty funny.

Brettles: 165
80/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry
Comments: Very Nice! It was very funny. I feel that just saying "The GROUDON" Would have sounded better than "The DEATH GROUDON" Though.

Neo Emolga: 190
90/100, 50/50 50/50
Entry
Comments: I'm not sure if "Very Funny" Would be the words i'd use to describe this, but "Very Good" would for sure. It's extremely well written, And I found it entertaining to read. The only reason I didn't give you an even higher score is because It didn't have me laughing like some of the other entries did, and the goal is to be funny, not just entertaining. Still though, very good.

XaiakuX: 185
85/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry
Comments: Very good! Its written well, and its fairly humorous. I like something about the things that people who have seen/read Harry Potter would recognize (Such as what "Avada Kedavra" even is).

soulmaster: 150
70/100, 50/50, 30/50
Entry

Comments: I liked it, but I have some issues with it. Its just too similar to the original. The chorus you changed a lot, and some other lines, but there's a huge chunk of the song right in the middle that's not changed at all. The parts you did change are pretty good though.

Saraibre Ryu: 192
92/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry
Comments: I give you two three up. Two thumbs from me and one from... Actually, I don't even know. Well, anyway, It's very well written. The "Purcussive Maintenance" Part was pretty funny, and I loved the ending.

Final Results

And for our first place winner we have...

Saraibre Ryu
Of Team Awesome
With 192/200 Points!

And for our next runner up...

Neo Emolga
Of Team Aqua
With 190/200 points!

I hope that everyone enjoyed Week III's theme. Check the main post later tonight for Week IV's theme.

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PV · 07-27-2014, 07:52 PM

I got my hopes up for a minute cause you scored me as 195 but it adds up to 189 ;_;

**Dragon Master Mike** · 07-27-2014, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Prince Vultan

I got my hopes up for a minute cause you scored me as 195 but it adds up to 189 ;_;

I'm so sorry about that. I fixed it.

PV · 07-30-2014, 04:09 PM

**Brettles** · 08-01-2014, 08:42 AM

Username: Brettles
WAR Team: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Meme:

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**Neo Emolga** · 08-02-2014, 12:28 AM

**Dragon Master Mike** · 08-03-2014, 04:25 PM

Week IV Scores

Prince Vultan: 200
100/100, 50/50, 50/50
Entry
Comments: Prince vultan: This is literally perfect. I read this three times, and each time laughed as hard as I did the first. And not just laughed as in thought it was funny, I actually laughed out loud. All three times. Great work.

Brettles: 159
65/100, 50/50, 44/50
Entry
Comments: Not bad. I find it mildly humorous, but it could be funnier. Also, because it's just a single ordinary meme, you took a small hit to originality too.

Neo Emolga: 165
70/100, 45/50, 50/50
Entry
Comments: That's a lot of birds. I particularly liked the Monday bird, the sixty branches one, and the stealth mode one.

Final Results

And for our first place winner we have...

Prince Vultan!
Of Team Yoga Bears!
With 200/200 Points!

And for our next runner up...

Neo Emolga!
Of Team Aqua!
With 165/200 points!

I hope that everyone enjoyed Week IV's theme. Check the main post later tonight for Week V's theme.

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