[WAR] Humor

**Dragon Master Mike** · 07-06-2014, 08:46 PM

Welcome to the WAR Humor Contest! I will be your judge this year! Here, I expect participants to put forth their funniest moments, biggest fails, best jokes, and things of this sort.

Before I continue, I would like to thank the WAR Leaders for allowing me to be a judge.

The way I judge this contest will be simple. How much can you make me laugh? And how well did you stay on topic? For how funny I actually think your joke is, I will grade on a scale of one to one hundred, with one being not funny at all, and one hundred being one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. In addition to this, you can get up to 50 extra points for staying on theme, with one being completely off topic, and fifty being on topic. As long as you stay on theme, it should be an easy extra fifty points. Also, you will be scored on originality. You will be able to get up to 50 additional points for being original.

Now, I’m sure you will be wondering about the winners. I have three points per week to award winners. The participant who I have given the highest score for their joke will receive 2 of these points, and the next runner up will receive one of them.

To enter, simply post in this thread with your entry by 12:01 A.M EST on the next Sunday. I will judge all entries on that day, and have the winners, along with the next week’s theme up by the end of the day. Please keep entries PG.

This Weeks Theme:
Anything!

Yes, you heard correctly. For week five, we will have no theme! Don't think this just means you should post any random joke though, because there will still be a catch! This week, you will be graded as a team. Every team will have all of their member's scores averaged together! In addition to this, the final score will have 3 points added to it for every team member that participates, up to a maximum of 12, so make sure to not only talk about your jokes with your team, but get as many of them as possible to enter!

As one final bonus, everyone who enters a joke that DOES NOT fit any previous weeks theme will receive a +5 bonus to their individual final score.

**Dragon Master Mike** · 07-06-2014, 08:47 PM

Previous Weeks Winners

Week I: Epic Fails

First Place: The-Hydra

Runner Up: Corey

Week II: Bad Jokes

First Place: Tenacity

Runner Up: Suicune's Fire

Week III: Parody

First Place: Saraibre Ryu

Runner Up: Neo Emolga

Week IV: Memes

First Place: Prince Vultan

Runner Up: Neo Emolga

**XaiakuX** · 07-07-2014, 03:59 PM

You forgot the Sign-Up form, homie. It's cool, I got you:

Username:
Team:
Link to story/Story (use spoiler tags, please.):

Code:

[Spoiler] [./Spoiler]

**Dragon Master Mike** · 07-07-2014, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by XaiakuX

You forgot the Sign-Up form, homie. It's cool, I got you:

Username:
Team:
Link to story/Story (use spoiler tags, please.):

Code:

[Spoiler] [./Spoiler]

I haven't been told that a signup form is required, and I can get all that info just by looking at the username and I can see the team underneath their avatar. Unless a War Leader tells me I'm required to put a sign up form, I'm not going to put one. Sorry if that came out harsher than I meant it.