The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

Still ready...

[Ganyu]

*yawns*

[Sir Sivelos]

…

Light Chaos: *LC checks all of the defenses in a couple of seconds using TEMPORAL MARATHON. Yes, that's just a normal tech. SIVELOS just uses it a lot.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((Sorry, today was busy.))

*You didn't bring Observers with you!...Well, yet. You'd need to reprogram a Teleport Anchor to do so, but are you really sure about that?*

*Legendary Pokemon get ready to aid you in battle! However, this is probably just a necessary preparatory measure, as the scouts oblitherate themselves against the Venus Flytrap traps, not even getting into the building itself. Other scouts take a step back and rush off, probably to get units that can deal with the traps.*

*Also, here is to hoping Sonic20 and Dimentio can finally, finally, FINALLY stick around for a good long period, because this is a huge event.*

[Sonic20]

*back in the underwhere, playing through super paper mario* I hate you so much.

Mhm.

You could have just TOLD me how to get out of here, but regardless... *dashes for the door, and climb out of underwhere*

[Sir Sivelos]

They're probably not going too. But here's to hoping!

Light Chaos: All defenses seem to be in order.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Your Cueballs detect units rolling in...Trapbusters. Land Vehicles capable of disarming traps safely. They do it very quickly, and they've got tough armor, but they move very slowly. Surrounding them are Ronin, masterless Samurai, armed with ARCHEON.*

*Wave 1! ACTION!!!!!!!!!*

*Meanwhile, wherever S2 and Dimentio Are...They recieve a telepathic message!*

The Black: <FINALLY! It took forever to find you two! Look, I'm going to give you a more extensive rundown of the stuff you missed later, but here's the gist of it: The Dark Writs, AKA the RaGNaK, cannot end reality without me, the Oblivion Lord, dying horribly. In fact, me dying triggers Armageddon, end of existence. Your friends didn't realize they could attack the RaGNaK BEFORE they started gaining followers and steam in earnest, and now they're knocking at my front door, eager to stab me! Sooo...>

*Regardless of where they were heading before, the duo are suddenly enveloped in small pockets of void, levitated by an unseen force! it dissipates quickly, revealing they've teleported into the sight of the raid! TAZZ, SIVELOS, and several new friends are on edge, looking at a foe outside of the massive ruins you've just been teleported into. In addition, you are now both armed with your best gear!*

The Black: <STOP THEM!!!>

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses a level 9999 KNOCK OFF on the RONIN, MASTERLESS SAMURAI! He then uses TEMPORAL MARATHON to pick up the ACHERONs before speeding back to the ruins.*

[Wander]

*VOS transforms into his sniper rifle form, and WANDER catches him. WANDER takes a moment to line up the perfect shot, then starts rapidly firing at the RONIN, MASTERLESS SAMURAI, dealing massive damage!*

*KAON puts his hands on the ground, then uses as much electricity as he can to electrify the whole battlefield! Deals lightning DoT to all enemies touching the battlefield!*

*THE PET, aka the TURBOFOX SPARKEATER that KAON keeps under control and occasionally lets out to torture those on the DJD hit list, is suddenly let loose around the battlefield! It will literally chew the face off of any enemy that gets close to it.*

YOU STILL HAVE THE SPARKEATER NOOOOOOO

Vos: More of a sparkchewer-

WHATEVER, THAT THING IS STILL AROUND???

Kaon: Why wouldn't it be?

if that thing chews my spark out i will haunt you sO HARD i swear

[Sir Sivelos]

What, like Starscream would do when he was dead? *SIVELOS fires Magic Missiles at the RONIN.*