PXR Quote Thread

[Sonic20]

Sonic: wait i just realized something
Wander: yeah
Sonic: combolt has fighting and fighting is weak to flying but electric is good against flying
Wander: yeah
Sonic: and terraphyll has grass which is weak to fire and poison but those two are weak to ground
Wander: yeah
Sonic: but in pyrrfae fire is weak to water but fairy isn't good against water
Wander: but fairies are okay against water
Sonic: but fire is weak to ground and fairies aren't good against ground
Wander: but they're okay against ground
Sonic: but we have no cover
Wander: you've failed your kingdom corey
Sonic: you failed us corey

( @Corey )

[Tenacity]

Spoiler:

Turn 10
Tenacity: #yacheberry
Conan (Weavile) used Ice Shard!
It's super effective! The opposing Godmence (Salamence) lost 99.1% of its health!
The opposing Godmence used Fire Fang!
It's super effective! Conan lost 62.8% of its health!
Conan fainted!
The opposing Godmence's Moxie raised its Attack!
BulbasaurPXR won the battle!
BulbasaurPXR: holy
Tenacity: WHAAAAT
BulbasaurPXR: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lady Elizabeth: omg
BulbasaurPXR: OMG
Tenacity: xDDDDD
Tenacity: gg!
BulbasaurPXR: gg
BulbasaurPXR: I WAS LIKE
Lady Elizabeth: Godmence really is a god
BulbasaurPXR: SALAMENCE HAS STURDY?!?

@ShadowJay @Bulbasaur

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Behold, when a new recruit is possible, we all lose our minds:

Spoiler:

[20:41] TNTazz: ((At Mr. Manhattan/Sir Sivelos)) Go join PCBL.
[20:41] +Tenacity: Yeeeesss Pokeman? :)
[20:41] @Raltsy Waltsy: Not planning on to either. xD
[20:41] TNTazz: Join Fortifly.
[20:41] TNTazz: Or whatever fancies you.
[20:41] %Pokeman64: I hate you, Tenacity.
[20:41] TNTazz: Do eet.
[20:41] Mr. Manhattan: Well if Tazz wants me to...
[20:41] &Kaoru Matsubara: JOIN TOXSHADE
[20:41] Mr. Manhattan: I'll consider it.
[20:42] Mr. Manhattan: *shot*
[20:42] %IndigoZX: Fortifly fancies you
[20:42] %Pokeman64: JOIN TERMINITE
[20:42] • &Kaoru Matsubara leaves
[20:42] %Pokeman64: WE HAVE NO MEMBERS
[20:42] BulbasaurPXR: uhhh
[20:42] %Pokeman64: BUT ME
[20:42] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: join pyrrfae
[20:42] Tailgate: JOIN PYRRFAE THO
[20:42] +Tenacity: I do not understand such hate, but fine, Pokeman. :)
[20:42] BulbasaurPXR: am i invisible or scary
[20:42] %Pokeman64: NOO
[20:42] TNTazz: dON'T JOIN PYRRFAE!
[20:42] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: our alliance shall crush all
[20:42] %Pokeman64: TERMINITE
[20:42] TNTazz: DO NOT JOIN PYRRFAE!
[20:42] %IndigoZX: STEEL/FLYING MASTERACE
[20:42] Tailgate: NO JOIN IT
[20:42] +Tenacity: Join Pacifidice yo
[20:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: oh god
[20:42] +Tenacity: We're cooooooool
[20:42] TNTazz: They already have 4 members, the most of all!
[20:42] %Pokeman64: JOIN ANYTHING BUT PYRRFAE
[20:42] %IndigoZX: shut up pacifidice
[20:42] TNTazz: Stop Pyrrfae tyrranty!
[20:42] @Raltsy Waltsy: Please don't leave me with the lunatics. :c I mean....
[20:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: :/
[20:42] Tailgate: JOIN PYRRFAE DO IT
[20:42] Mr. Manhattan: I'll join the Sivelos kingdom. It has free wifi and discount bagels.
[20:42] %Dragonmaster715: join me!
[20:42] +Tenacity: TEAM EDWARD!
[20:42] %Dragonmaster715: Terraphyll!
[20:42] TNTazz: ANYTHING BUT PYRRFAE!
[20:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: TEAM JACOB
[20:42] Mr. Manhattan: TEAM ROCKET
[20:42] %Pokeman64: TERMINITE
[20:42] %Dragonmaster715: TERRAPHHHYYLYLLLL
[20:42] TNTazz: TEAM AQUA!
[20:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: TEAM MAGMA
[20:42] Lady Elizabeth: Terraphyll
[20:42] Tailgate: TEAM TRAINER
[20:42] Feel Good lnc.: PSYVERSE
[20:42] %Pokeman64: TEEERRRMINIITTTEEE
[20:42] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: TEAM PLASMA
[20:42] @Raltsy Waltsy: please the caps
[20:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: TEAM TRAINER
[20:42] BulbasaurPXR: ld
[20:43] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: TEAM YOGA BEARS
[20:43] Mr. Manhattan: Ye. .3.
[20:43] TNTazz: Team flare!
[20:43] %Pokeman64: XD
[20:43] Feel Good lnc.: PSYVERSE!!!!
[20:43] TNTazz: Team Plasma!
[20:43] BulbasaurPXR: do you really delete that conversation?
[20:43] TNTazz: Cipher!
[20:43] BulbasaurPXR: did*
[20:43] Tailgate: team magmaaa
[20:43] BulbasaurPXR: LOL
[20:43] BulbasaurPXR: oops caps
[20:43] %Dragonmaster715: TEAM IDEFK
[20:43] Feel Good lnc.: Team Cypher!
[20:43] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: TEAM GALACTIC
[20:43] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: A
[20:43] &Kaoru Matsubara: team dim sun
[20:43] Tailgate: TEAM EVERYTHING
[20:43] %Pokeman64: TEAM 'CAN WE ALL STFU'
[20:43] %Xx=- Monobear -=xX: TEAM COBRA UNIT
[20:43] Feel Good lnc.: TeAm QuIcK sCoPe

EDIT: Another!

Spoiler:

[21:42] TNTazz: You just love it that Shadowbolt has such misfortune.
[21:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: who?
[21:42] TNTazz: You.
[21:42] TNTazz: Kaoru.
[21:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: Maybe
[21:42] TNTazz: Maybe?
[21:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: Maybe not
[21:42] TNTazz: Maybe?!
[21:42] TNTazz: Yes.
[21:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: That's for you to decide
[21:42] TNTazz: Definitely yes.
[21:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: xD
[21:42] TNTazz: You said so yourself.
[21:42] Shadowbolt25: .....
%Pokeman64 joined
[21:42] Lady Elizabeth: xD
[21:42] &Kaoru Matsubara: I know

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Spoiler:

+Tenacity: "party chimchar suicune entei raikou oshawott tepig "Hey is the leader here ." "Oh yes im the leader legendary trainer Sonic i know you will beat me." "Oh hi dad." "Hey thanks for giving me this badge dad bye!" psychic obtained. the end"
+Tenacity: I'm crying
+Tenacity: Please stop
+Tenacity: the laughter

Involves @Tenacity and something about the wfl idk

[ShadowJay]

[10:37:43 PM] Anomalous Object: TIME TO FAIL AT ASB
[10:39:36 PM] Sabi: You can't fail any worse than Corey's failed
@Corey

[Dash]

When you get into a random conversation with @Suicune's Fire on skype, it's going to be weird.

Spoiler:

[1:35:37 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): WELL THEN
[1:35:41 AM] Heavenly Dash: WELL THEN
[1:35:44 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): YEAH
[1:35:50 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): IT'S ON, BROTHER
[1:35:56 AM] Heavenly Dash: *pulls out guitar*
[1:36:02 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): *pulls out clarinet*
[1:36:12 AM] Heavenly Dash: *STARTS PLAYING HEY BROTHER*
[1:36:23 AM] Heavenly Dash: *PLAYS IT VERY AGGRESSIVELY
[1:37:08 AM] Heavenly Dash: what are we doing
[1:37:20 AM] Heavenly Dash: what were we talking about again
[1:38:28 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): NO
[1:38:30 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): NO I HATE THAT SONG
[1:38:31 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): SO MUCH
[1:38:31 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): ARGH
[1:38:33 AM] Heavenly Dash: xD
[1:38:35 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): THE PAIN IN MY EARS!
[1:38:37 AM] Fladoodle (Flyoodlengfloodleroodleoodlen): *dies*

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Spoiler:

%IndigoZX: hey corey
+CoreyXY: hi
%IndigoZX: do you want to be a part of dorkland island
%IndigoZX: there's dinosaurs
+CoreyXY: what
%IndigoZX: dinosaur*
+CoreyXY: do i look like a dork 2 u
%IndigoZX: yes
+CoreyXY: the answer is no
+CoreyXY: banned

i like to put these quotes in spoilers don't ask why this involves @Corey goodbye

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I had no part in this. But, who cares?! Extreme delayed reaction ahoy!

Spoiler:

[10:00] Lady Elizabeth: yo
[10:01] BulbasaurPXR: juice box
Lady Elizabeth left
[10:42] BulbasaurPXR: what do you have against juice boxes
[10:42] BulbasaurPXR: i love me a juicy juice

[Bulbasaur]

I tried.

Spoiler:

[9:08:10 PM] Heavenly Dash: you got screwed because of a crabhammer crit
[9:08:21 PM] Heavenly Dash: and then kingler's surf killed ya
[9:08:25 PM] Eric: ...
[9:08:27 PM] Heavenly Dash: Heavenly Dash is really sorry
[9:08:29 PM] Eric: [9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't
[9:08:31 PM] Eric: [9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't[9:08 PM] Heavenly Dash:

<<< no it didn't
[9:08:36 PM] Eric: fake
[9:08:43 PM] Heavenly Dash: that one surf didn't kill you
[9:08:48 PM] Eric: i menat in general
[9:08:49 PM] Heavenly Dash: but both of them + the crabhammer crit
[9:08:49 PM] Eric: XD
[9:08:54 PM] Eric: no
[9:08:58 PM] Eric: crabhammer fails
[9:09:02 PM] Heavenly Dash: it doesn't
[9:09:03 PM] Eric: because > is nothing
[9:09:14 PM] Eric: caite didn't send moves
[9:09:25 PM] Heavenly Dash: I still take it as sending a move
[9:09:27 PM] Eric: she was stating that surf is bigger then crabhammer on a rampardos
[9:09:32 PM] Eric: dont you see
[9:09:35 PM] Eric: jesus
[9:09:58 PM] Heavenly Dash: eric, I'm sorry, but this is just how it goes, that is her second action
[9:10:12 PM] Heavenly Dash: and as the ref for this, I still have the choice to decide whether it's a move
[9:10:24 PM] Heavenly Dash: besides, this isn't the first time I've seen this either in a battle
[9:10:27 PM] Eric: and as a very convincing person
[9:10:29 PM] Eric: i will convince you
[9:10:29 PM] Heavenly Dash: where they didn't use the right sign
[9:10:29 PM] Eric: :)
[9:10:38 PM] Heavenly Dash: you aren't convincing me at all :P
[9:10:49 PM] Eric: wait i have a legitimate excuse
[9:10:55 PM] Eric: zekrom doesn't use the right format sometimes
[9:10:57 PM] Eric: you fail his moves
[9:11:01 PM] Eric: well not you
[9:11:03 PM] Eric: but asb refs
[9:11:10 PM] Heavenly Dash: that's because he does stupid things
[9:11:18 PM] Heavenly Dash: this is the first time I've seen > for moving into another move
[9:11:24 PM] Heavenly Dash: it's been used before in this tournament
[9:11:28 PM] Heavenly Dash: and it still counted as using the second move
[9:11:33 PM] Eric: dragon pulse x2 makes more sense then that
[9:11:33 PM] Heavenly Dash: so yeah
[9:11:45 PM] Eric: :|
[9:12:09 PM] Eric: i know
[9:12:20 PM] Eric: you should realize you have a dentist appointment
[9:12:24 PM] Eric: rgo to it
[9:12:25 PM] Eric: and forget
[9:12:28 PM] Eric: about this battle
[9:12:29 PM] Eric: :D
[9:13:19 PM] Heavenly Dash: I have perfect teeth
[9:13:24 PM] Heavenly Dash: I don't need to go to the dentist
[9:13:32 PM] Heavenly Dash: haven't had since I was 2
[9:13:33 PM] Eric: wish i did
[9:13:34 PM] Heavenly Dash: keep trying eric
[9:13:35 PM] Eric: :[
[9:13:38 PM] Eric: okay
[9:13:39 PM] Eric: hmmm
[9:13:45 PM] Eric: i hacked the asb calc
[9:13:54 PM] Eric: and i screwed something up
[9:13:57 PM] Heavenly Dash: mhm
[9:13:58 PM] Eric: by accident
[9:14:01 PM] Eric: okay umumumumum
[9:14:04 PM] Heavenly Dash: too bad all of these attacks are custom BST
[9:14:10 PM] Heavenly Dash: because of rain
[9:14:13 PM] Eric: yeah
[9:14:15 PM] Eric: :|
[9:14:52 PM] Heavenly Dash: I understand you aren't happy man, and you can blame it on my stupid rolls
[9:15:10 PM] Eric: wait
[9:15:10 PM] Heavenly Dash: I apologize, but here I can copy down the results from Crabhammer here right for you
[9:15:21 PM] Heavenly Dash: Crabhammer does 26 damage, 14 energy cost, crit roll was 602/1250, accuracy 42/90
[9:15:43 PM] Eric: surf?
[9:15:54 PM] Heavenly Dash: surf is used twice on this
[9:16:02 PM] Heavenly Dash: the calcs are:
[9:16:12 PM] Heavenly Dash: [Clawitzer -12% Energy, Rampardos -34% HP] first surf
[9:16:21 PM] Eric: well i got 35 hp for that one
[9:16:26 PM] Eric: so that's not really helping my case
[9:16:27 PM] Eric: XDDD
[9:16:30 PM] Heavenly Dash: second surf: [Kingler -12% Energy, Rampardos -23 HP, Clawitzer -10% HP]
[9:16:42 PM] Heavenly Dash: forgot the put the %
[9:16:44 PM] Heavenly Dash: lol at myself
[9:16:52 PM] Heavenly Dash: fixed that
[9:17:04 PM] Heavenly Dash: here I'll do the surf roll against for clawitzer
[9:17:09 PM] Heavenly Dash: what did you have as your BST for it?
[9:17:25 PM] Eric: 23
[9:17:27 PM] Eric: +12
[9:17:34 PM] Eric: i mean
[9:17:35 PM] Eric: oops
[9:17:38 PM] Eric: 90
[9:17:51 PM] Heavenly Dash: yeah, in rain, you can just change that to 135
[9:17:59 PM] Heavenly Dash: since 90 x 1.5 = 135
[9:18:05 PM] Heavenly Dash: and then you got the rain calc's damage
[9:18:06 PM] Eric: 23 x 1.5 is also 12
[9:18:09 PM] Eric: well
[9:18:11 PM] Eric: 11.5
[9:18:14 PM] Eric: but rounded up
[9:18:30 PM] Eric: Damage dealt by Water-type attacks is multiplied by 1.5
[9:18:32 PM] Eric: Damage
[9:18:40 PM] Eric: i mean it's not really helping
[9:18:43 PM] Eric: but XD
[9:18:46 PM] Heavenly Dash: alrighty then
[9:18:48 PM] Heavenly Dash: I'll fix it
[9:18:50 PM] Heavenly Dash: since that's my fault
[9:19:01 PM] Eric: wait
[9:19:04 PM] Heavenly Dash: >always thought it just increased BST because weird battling competivity
[9:19:07 PM] Eric: you'd have to reroll clawitzer!
[9:19:08 PM] Eric: :D
[9:19:14 PM] Heavenly Dash: it will do more damage
[9:19:20 PM] Eric: but no crit
[9:19:21 PM] Heavenly Dash: also I know the pre-damage for a clawitzer crit eric
[9:19:22 PM] Eric: (hopefully)
[9:19:24 PM] Eric: FUUUU-
[9:19:29 PM] Heavenly Dash: yeah
[9:20:02 PM] Eric: hmmm
[9:20:05 PM] Eric: running out of excuses
[9:20:43 PM] Heavenly Dash: it has one more damage too
[9:20:45 PM] Heavenly Dash: 27 :P
[9:21:30 PM] Heavenly Dash: my damage roll for kingler's surf was right tho!
[9:22:41 PM] Eric: what else
[9:23:20 PM] Eric: even if i do somehow get you to let me survive
[9:23:26 PM] Eric: gey whirlpool
[9:24:05 PM] Eric: i know!
[9:24:10 PM] Heavenly Dash: you have one last chance eric
[9:24:14 PM] Heavenly Dash: I'm almost ready to post
[9:24:15 PM] Heavenly Dash: :P
[9:24:19 PM] Eric: wait!
[9:24:21 PM] Eric: i think i have one
[9:24:25 PM] Eric: gotta check the compendium
[9:25:00 PM] Eric: i know!!!!!!
[9:25:14 PM] Heavenly Dash: last chance before I post
[9:25:27 PM] Eric: uhmhum
[9:25:50 PM] Eric: selkie
[9:25:54 PM] Eric: she posted her moves as
[9:26:02 PM] Eric: Protect ~ Surf
[9:26:04 PM] Eric: instead of
[9:26:04 PM] Eric: Protect ~ Surf
[9:26:08 PM] Eric: that's invalid
[9:27:05 PM] Heavenly Dash: you're supposed to bold it actually
[9:27:07 PM] Heavenly Dash: lol
[9:27:09 PM] Heavenly Dash: not good enough
[9:27:29 PM] Heavenly Dash: props for trying though

[Sonic20]

Sonic: wait so what should I make my HM slave
Wander: dunno
Sonic: oh wait
- earlier today I hatched an egg with pancham thinking it was chespin -
Sonic: I'll just teach rock smash to that pancham I hatched
Wander: omg what
Sonic: ILL MAKE IT MY SLAVE
Sonic: CHILD LABOR
Wander: OMFG NOOOOOO

--- more from the Skype call ---

Sonic: I just found an ether from this rock
Wander: oh yeah you can get ethers from doing that
Sonic: but who would put ether in a rock it doesn't make sense
Wander: what no don't question it
Sonic: "don't question pokemon you'll only hurt yourself"
Sonic: "after all nobody likes attacking themselves in confusion"