[WAR II] Humor Section

[Nekomata]

I was trying to be productive one day, but @HKim and some other PXR members spent a few hours trying to convince me to join WAR. To shut them up so I could get back to work, I agreed. Now I'm stuck participating in horrible unproductive contests instead of playing video games.

[RobinHoude]

So, at the end of last semester, I was planning on having a wonderfully productive summer full of writing, drawing, coding, and what not. And then I discovered Prime Instant Video.
#firstworldproblems

[Brettles]

My heater makes my my house so hot during winter that I need cold drink to cool down :(



Also my response to first world problems, (Not original, so not my entry, also may offend some listeners!)

Spoiler:

When someone starts seriously complaining first world problems, do two things:

First, get them a cup of coffee full to the brim, and a lid.

Second, Tell them to "Shut the Full Cup"

[PV]

Having your internet connection cut off during the 1st week of WAR...

Well, the guy who stole my router thought it was funny anyway...

[Lord Celebi]

Judging will come tomorrow.

This week's theme is: "It Sucks To Be Me"

[Noblejanobii]

All my friends are chilling and hanging with their significant others over the summer. I'm sitting here alone with my summer school courses to make sure I graduate on time. #americanschoolsucks

[ninjaskarmory]

Oh, of course I already told my best "sucks to be me" story. Go figure. :P

Oh well! I'll come up with something good this week.

[PV]

My name's Henry and my life sucks.
All she ever does is use me.
She doesn't ask, she just takes.
She pushes me around like I'm nobody.
Even having her friends around doesn't stop it, they just mock me.

I can't take this any more. I need to escape from her.
Please, if you're out there and you can read this, come and rescue me.
Here's a photo of me to help.

Spoiler:

[Voltaire Magneton]

Self-deprecation, huh?

I am immune to jumpscares, horror movies are not very effective, I do not have any serious phobia. But I have a pathological fear of the concept of Five Nights at Freddy's. I have not even played the game or even saw the antagonists. Blame TVTropes!

[Suicune's Fire]

"It definitely sucks to be me..."

Spoiler: